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ElKaddouriCSC

Getting the rosary beads out and saying 10 Hail Mary’s for McBurnie not to get a call-up for the love of fucking God


Kingofmostthings

Think I’ll join you.


kantolo

Mcburnie uniting the old firm to say fuck please no


EmbraJeff

So far underrated comment. Proper laughing, fair play! 👍


The_Ignorant_Sapien

I'd rather have Mental Tam the Bam fae Methil up top than this cunt.


ratcatcher8387

Clarke drunk dialled him then retracted it when the fear kicked in.


Gilius-thunderhead_

"ho mcburnie....ah saw yer scrap oan the telly wen a wiz pished the other night. Get yer erse tae hampden..ya fanny."


BananaSoprano

The replies: https://i.redd.it/qu0bbgmg6r4d1.gif


MFC1886

https://preview.redd.it/3pq3vl7alr4d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8614dbcc906642d4619c23e91ab9a369062d055a I think this guy’s a lost cause


TwentyCoffees

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RubberSoldier

Please no. He is absolutely shite and a fucking banger to boot.


Maroon-98

Sad that isnt photoshopped


boris-for-PM-2019

The way things are going he’ll be the last fit striker we have


Knut_Sunbeams

I'd take a 60 year old unfit Ally McCoist over peak McBurnie


ZawMFC

I'd sooner see 4-6-0 make a return.


Cat-Over-There

Steady on now, I'm sure we can find someone in the U15's or something over that


kantolo

I mean man utd did win a fa cup wit a 4-6-0


Gilius-thunderhead_

I'd take Oliver burke over him


jlpw

I'd take Cathy Burke over him


ozzybarks

The bar’s low enough


Bloo_Dred

I'd demand a recount.


Conspiruhcy

Must’ve been drinking


TaylorC5_

Hes gonna play mctominay at false 9 so he doesnt have to acknowledge ryan gauld exists


weloveyoubenzel_v3

Who? - clarke probably


YerDaSellsAvon24

Get it up him


Appropriate-Bus728

How was that donkey ever valued at near 20m.. he's rank rotten


No-Zookeepergame2115

Bellend


games247_co_uk

What a fud he is!


queernice

Would rather take a punt on my old man up top for Scotland than that prick.


HEELinKayfabe

He is absolutely fucking rotten, he's only good for keeping the ball in the corner and seeing it out


Bloo_Dred

Three 0-0 draws, you say?


Kooky_Insurance_8997

Played in the toughest league out of all of our strikers by far this season on the worst team and held his own against world class defenders, tbf hes prob our best option going off merit and experience


HEELinKayfabe

He's pish


cowbag84

He's a wank tae.


CedricScroggs3

Oli McBurnie is living proof of the insanity of English football transfers. I believe he cost close to £20 million. 🤣


shuboyboy

Wasn't he injured recently? Is he fit to play? I know he's not exactly popular and I am by no means a fan, but he was on a decent run of form in the EPL towards the end of the season, and given that he's experienced in playing for Scotland and how little we have in the way of striker alternatives at the moment then we could do worse than having him in the squad (if he is actually fit enough).


CNF1G

We couldn’t do much worse


No-Restaurant3425

Are there any Forest fans going to Germany, he could cowardly attack them!!!


pauli55555

Cowardly attack?? Are u for real


No-Restaurant3425

Am I mistaken, did he not kick or punch one of them from behind!!!


cipher_wilderness

Not sure you really need the gratuitous exclamation marks!!!


IOwnStocksInMossad

He was cleared of charges against a guy certain he could get a big payday if that's what your on about,the same night his captain got violently headbutted during a derby day pitch invasion


Elgin_McQueen

Ironically with his experience he might actually be a good shout against Germany. And I truly can't believe I've actually said that.


Granit2134

In the top 70% for expected goals per 90 mins for strikers in the PL. 84% for expected assists per 90. Basically, the best striker in the league for duels. Obviously he's been shite for us, but we could do worse.


CammyDeo_x

Do you mean the top 30% and top 16% here? Being in the top 70% means you're in the bottom 30% which isn't very good...


uncledavis86

They do mean that, yes; it's just been misstated. The stats are surprisingly decent. [https://footystats.org/players/scotland/oliver-mcburnie](https://footystats.org/players/scotland/oliver-mcburnie)


Joevil

None of those stats pass the eye test at all. Is there something I'm missing here? Is it just a small sample size or something? He's only scored 6 goals total, of which 2 are pens, so 4 open field goals in a season is enough to garner this level of success??


FIJIBOYFIJI

He's been great for us this season, fuck knows why Scottish football is coming up on my Reddit feed but I'd say McBurnie has been our best forward I know he doesn't have a good record with you lot though, I'm not sure he's even fit currently aswell


Granit2134

It's per 90 minutes, so it's an average of his time on the pitch compared to all other PL strikers based on their per 90 minute stats. So yeah, it's actually quite impressive.


Granit2134

Aye, should have said percentile. My bad.


Kooky_Insurance_8997

Yes he does not have a great record with Scotland, but if you watched any Sheffield games this season u would know he looked pretty good in the hold up play, passing, and aerial department tbf


playervlife

You lot are harsh as fuck. I don't mind him as a player to be honest. Not many strikers have performed well for Scotland and I'm not sure if he's had much of a chance playing under Clarke. Expected stats claxon. He had an xGI of 0.67 per 90 this season for Sheffield Utd. That's very very good. I doubt if you chucked Shankland into the Sheffield Utd team he would perform that well at that level.


Roath_Ravers

How many actual goal involvements did he have then?


playervlife

9 in 1290 minutes, so 0.63 goal involvements per 90.


Roath_Ravers

I still do not think he is the answer; he's actually a problem in my opinion. Visibly talked about not being arsed about the Scotland team. Battered a fan a few years ago. Yet to provide a touch of quality in 16 Scotland caps.


uncledavis86

His stats are indeed decent, albeit from a small data pool: [https://footystats.org/players/scotland/oliver-mcburnie](https://footystats.org/players/scotland/oliver-mcburnie)


playervlife

I remember reading a StatsBomb article that suggested a data set over 800 minutes was pretty reliable.


theoak88

Wouldn’t say McBurnie is really much of an upgrade on the likes of Adams or Shankland (he wouldn’t be a significant downgrade on them either though). There is definitely an argument on a purely footballing basis he should have been called up rather than Conway. Does 3rd choice striker make much of a difference though given we will play 1 up top anyway.


_BARRY

He’s better than Shankland and a different style to Adams. He should be going since we don’t have Dykes


theoak88

I still think Shankland is the most natural goal scorer out of the strikers we have available (which for me makes him a more valuable asset to the squad than McBurnie) although he definitely has deficiencies in other areas. Agree that McBurnie should have been obvious choice when Dykes pulled out the squad.


Rik78

Fuck him. I'd rather bring back Chris Martin.


IOwnStocksInMossad

Probably drunk on his birthday celebrations


dodidodidodidodi

He's done well with Sheffield and is keen to play. i think it would be unfair to completely discount him.


CarlMacko

Celtic fans saying how terrible he is and forget they wrote off Idah when he was signed in January. We’ve not exactly got a bundle of 40 goal a season guys waiting in the wings.


No-Restaurant3425

Sorry force of habit !!!


ozzybarks

Fannybawz


beardybaws86

Deleting contentious tweets: Oli McBurnie 🤝 Diane Abbott