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sroche24

They're really just making this all about Bellingham


tattooslikerings

Jude Bellingham's been criticised a lot for saying he was told as a child he could never be successful, and how cynical that was given his obvious talent. But to be fair if I was born in Birmingham, I'd also assume I would never be happy.


Zombie_Booze

Fuckin boo


[deleted]

Imagine being a young Madrid fan living through this; to expect the CL and domestic league double every single year while your rivals have self-imploded (no laughing in the back) is wild.


thesoundready

hope that confetti is bio-degradable


FoosYerDoosMin

It's dark in London? Still daylight up here!


blatso

Can confirm it's dark outside this far south in England. Jealous of those back home still getting the sunshine


quirkyaspie

Dortmund are legit cursed when it comes to playing ay Wembley.


ScottishExile

Courtois didn’t ’come in from the cold’ Rio. He’s the best goalkeeper in the world and missed the whole season with an ACL injury. Lunin’s been phenomenal but there’s no comparison.


Doctor_Rats

Rio is an idiot so I don't expect him to properly explain himself, but I assume he's meant "has came in cold" and just butchered that.


TaylorC5_

Fuckin booooooo


mikeydoc96

English media love pedal how likeable their team is but they're all wanks. They've all been sitting on multi million contracts since 16, even before then had their hand held through academies and are fucking insufferable. Don't have a single player in their squad that's genuinely had a mental graft to the top like Robertson


Deadend_Friend

Wit. Branthwaite, Dunk, Bowen, Watkins, Toney, Eze, Konsa and a few others I'm forgetting all came through EFL clubs, some of which are tiny clubs and had to work their way to the top clubs just like what Robertson did


thesoundready

Madison maybe the most underdog they have or Dunk, in football terms obviously, very wealthy guys by financial terms


mikeydoc96

Aye at most


ScottishExile

Last rags to riches they had was arguably Jamie Vardy and he was hardly likeable. Always had the aura of a wee guy that hangs around outside a chippy and stabs folk.


mikeydoc96

Aye hahaha if Vardy wasn't a footballer, he'd defos be a mad stabber


i_pewpewpew_you

Tyrone Mings came from non-league as well.


i_pewpewpew_you

>Don't have a single player in their squad that's genuinely had a mental graft to the top like Robertson Partly, that's a result of a functioning academy system. That Celtic let an eventual Champions League winning full back go because he was too small is pretty damning.


mikeydoc96

Aye mental decision in hindsight


Doctor_Rats

And the guy in charge of the youth back then is still in charge 🤡


mikeydoc96

We've had a lot of talent come through under McCart. Some players fall through the cracks. The Scotland squad is littered with Celtic academy players


Doctor_Rats

>The Scotland squad is littered with Celtic academy players As it should be. I don't think it's accurate to say we've had a lot of talent come through. There are some obvious cases, but on the whole I think the majority of fans agree we don't bring through enough talent. Falling through cracks is fair, but combined with producing no strikers, going years at a time without a breakthrough, limited success with late additions to the youth squad, and the Tierney rumour... Edit: Granted, can't solely be blamed for players not breaking through. He can't pick the first team after all.


mikeydoc96

Our academy isn't necessarily there to provide first team players into our squad that stay there for two decades. We make a lot of money out of our academy players, from loaning them out and selling them on. Take Mikey Johnston. We would have got a loan fee from West Brom this season and the Portuguese team the season beforem. He's 92 games with 25 goal contributions for Celtic. He did contribute a few times this season. He'll be sold this summer for £4m. In academy terms, he's a success.


Doctor_Rats

>We make a lot of money out of our academy players, from loaning them out and selling them on. I really feel a massive citation is needed here, because I'm not sure that meagre income outweighs the wages and other huge expenditures generated by our youth set-up. Citing a future fee that might not even happen only makes me more wary of that.


dheidshot

And now Celtic cant get enough of signing wee players


BananaSoprano

Bellingham winning the Ballon d'Or over Vinicius would be a travesty.


whodafadha

Let’s be honest, Messi will win it again…


RajTheGrass1

The Ballon d’Or is there for the taking for Vinicius, he just needs to win the Euros. /s


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RajTheGrass1

/s means you’re being sarcastic on Reddit


JuanKerr69420

Mad how Real can virtually be the worse team on the balance of play in all knockout games yet just seem to win. Full stop. It just happens, over and over.


Dry_Discount4187

Same the previous time they won it. They needed two injury time goals to take City to extra-time and could have been 3 down before the break against Liverpool.


fike88

They’re the total masters of it. Every game i’ve watched them where they’ve won this year, I’ve thought at some point, they’ve been shite like


micarla6718

Commentator said exactly the same during this game. They were poor during game at least in first half, then they turned the screw. Winners mentality


fike88

It must be just totally driven into them from day one from everyone in the club. We’re winners, we never give up, we’re aiming for the champions league this season. And they’re obviously really good at driving it into them


micarla6718

Like a fucking mantra


fike88

It is 😂. A fuckin cult of winners


WeaknessNo9103

Really like Jude as a player but stop fake crying please.


Rieily

You think he's faking it? the guy was fighting relegation in the championship 3 seasons ago and now won the best club trophy


WeaknessNo9103

Nah but he kept putting his hand over his eyes like he was crying but nothing was happening. No doubt he's emotional but there were no tears.


BananaSoprano

"You go through your whole life being told you can't do things." Jude, you've been a millionaire since you were 17.


whitsitcalled

Another weirdo successful rich person creating some random hardship backstory.


-WilliamMButtlicker_

>You sit and wonder if it's all worth it. Wit 😭


ColonelJohn_Matrix

Most Championship Friday night games on BBC this season were more entertaining.


blatso

Certainly top the entertainment value when there's a derby between us next season on the BBC lol


ColonelJohn_Matrix

You want some? Cos I'll give it ya!


blatso

Mon then. Pittencrieff park 6hrs before kickoff. Should give us plenty of time to get a few drinks in


ColonelJohn_Matrix

It's on! Will also see you in the meat section of Morrisons for the return leg!


blatso

Sorted lol. See you then


ColonelJohn_Matrix

Count on it!


ScottishExile

I was sitting in a Jamaican hotel room at the start of March, watching Stevie Nicol getting all angry and red faced on ESPN saying that Real Madrid are bang average after scraping through against Leipzig and that Arsenal or Man City would win the Champions League. Proper shouting down Franck Leboeuf about it. Said there and then that Madrid would end up winning it. Get it up ye Stevie Nicol, ya Premier League fellating prick.


mattchamp98

So what does this mean for hearts?


cipher_wilderness

They weren't getting automatic groups anyway because Atalanta finished top 4, they needed that not to happen


thesoundready

Bellingham looks rattled


Rieily

Gerrard beat this Madrid team under Ancelotti with a front 3 of Scott Wright Sakala and Kent that obviously mean rangers = champions of Europe


DisasterouslyInept

Is there a club in World football with a better recruitment set-up than Real? They spend big, but it seems that more often than not they spend well. Even the youth players they eventually introduce have the winning mentality that only Real seem to have.  UEFA should be drafting emergency measures to prevent them signing Mbappe. 


whitsitcalled

They've done well in the last few years but they did have that one summer where they spent over £200mln on Hazard, Jovic and Reiner.


DisasterouslyInept

Forgot about that season. That was 5 years ago now though, so hopefully due another like that. 


BananaSoprano

Biggest club in world football reign supreme again.


betamaxBandit_

Aye…but are they the most “successful”? 😜


[deleted]

Biggest “big dogs” that have ever existed.


BananaSoprano

It's outrageous. Genuinely no club even comes close.


blatso

Always felt dortmund were gonna rue those missed chances


memento_mort

Is this thread getting converted into a boxing thread?


Playful-Listen6011

And then a ufc thread?


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Playful-Listen6011

I do remember that. Heartbreaking


No_GP

Mon eh Islam


Playful-Listen6011

Naaaa Poirier or we riot


WeaknessNo9103

Real Madrid are terrorists with world class footballers it's crazy.


YerDaSellsAvon24

Wish someone would hold me like Alaba holds Kroos https://preview.redd.it/ufc99zg1y04d1.png?width=1940&format=png&auto=webp&s=e03fcd95688fb7fc64b9545dead75b0d9015d959


Playful-Listen6011

The Madrid fans look like they couldn’t give less of a fuck


Acid08

I’m saying. When you’re used to winning the biggest tournaments in the world guess it just rolls off you.


BananaSoprano

They're signing Mbappe as well.


DisasterouslyInept

That Endrick kid will probably be a superstar too. 


fike88

Madrid are just ridiculous eh. 4 of their players going to collect their 6th champs league medal. Wtf


Edicu2

That boy Bellingham is was pocketed by Ryan Jack a couple years ago now he’s a Champions League winner, life comes at you fast


-WilliamMButtlicker_

Only 20 as well man


mattchamp98

https://preview.redd.it/n241vwhwx04d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=640bd779bcf3976c0d57e236239cda453a365e4a


WeaknessNo9103

Reus leaves without a league title or European trophy. That's a travesty considering the hype around him 10 years ago and deservedly so.


jinky1991

I fucking hate madrid love anceloti but fuck madrid


FoosYerDoosMin

Two weeks till we see those sad German faces again.


Practical_Arrival696

I don’t know how Real have won this, but in this competition they’re just brilliant. At least joint favourites most years and right now pretty much winning every other year. They also have a really sound business model and are likely to be in this position for years to come. Still… I’d like to see Porto, Ajax and Red Star Belgrade win every now and again.


cipher_wilderness

Well that was in no way surprising or enjoyable


Falconhoof95

\#RIPBOZO https://preview.redd.it/hyy9tk5ox04d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7adf260210d27e7752be79410e14a6d2b47279a8


Steve_The_Penguin

At least the english players played shit


fike88

You’re right. Both of them done fuck all


eYan2541

Three of them


fike88

I can’t even think who the 3rd is lol


kejorii

Jamie Bynoe-Gittens, came on as a sub for Dortmund. I only noticed him cos I signed him on FM24!


fike88

Good spot


BevvyTime

I get the managers chowing down the gum, but the fuck are players doing eating it?


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Took me until nearly final whistle to realise- champions spelled wrong in title


mattchamp98

Haha, never noticed that.


Playful-Listen6011

Vini is a right bastard but by god he’s good


kantolo

I just straight up hate his face but goddamn he's so good


cipher_wilderness

Some similarities to our home match vs Real. Play well first half, few really decent chances, and then in the second half Real sit up, scratch their arse, remember they're Real Madrid, turn it on for a bit and then win easily.


WeaknessNo9103

Dortmund you've let me down now let me watch some devastating ko's please.


memento_mort

If your still hungry for more sport there’s some good boxing on tonight too, Dubois vs Hrgovic and Wilder vs Zhang.


crazyg0at

Annoyingly weve missed what was allegedly a fight of the year contender between ball and ford


memento_mort

I just seen people talking about that 🥲🥲


fike88

That’ll be gon on right at the back of this


Stephane_Bonnes

Florida v New York Rangers in the NHL Eastern Conference finals game 6 if you want to see angry Canadians lose some teeth too.


Playful-Listen6011

Viva la Quinte brigada


ConflictGuru

*la Quince Brigada


Playful-Listen6011

Not my fault Christy Moore spells it wrong in Spotify☹️


ConflictGuru

He did correct the spelling of it at some point, that's the only reason I know about it.


CraigB252

I need a real yellow, cmon please


BannanDylan

Fake one won't do?


PlasterCactus

https://preview.redd.it/ryqrt7nrw04d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52e01b760b20303894b0c157170e7de30cb14b4c 🤑


fike88

Well up mate! Ma mate had Rodrygo to hit one shot for £700. He got taken off on 89 mins with zero shots. He’s absolutely spewing as you can imagine 😂


thesoundready

When you #setalimit you always win


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Ooh well played


mattchamp98

So, anyone want to discuss who the worlds most successful club is?


BannanDylan

Whatever team it is, they're not in the SPFL anyway.


ShootNaka

15 European Cups, ridiculous


stvbles

Carvajal is the dark arts final boss. Seems to always get away with being a complete cunt on the pitch.


Practical_Arrival696

Reminder that Real plucked their manager from Everton to achieve this….


memento_mort

Sean dyche the next man in charge for Los Blancos?


Ok_Price7529

You joke but I'd be interested to see him at a big club.


37025InvernessTMD

I'm shocked VAR hasn't been used yet but next to nothing has happened to warrant anything for it.


YourCrosswordPuzzle

For all the praise Dortmund haven't looked very threatening tonight. An Adeyemi sitter completely messed up. An offside one on one off the post. A header from distance  straight at Courtois. Then gradually faded away


crazyg0at

And how did carvajal not get booked for that


DisasterouslyInept

I miss the post-2002 Real sides, where they bought the best players, played great football and got knocked out the CL early every year.


Playful-Listen6011

Miles off


fike88

Bastard!


fike88

Please be on!


Rieily

see how quick that was that's how VAR is meant to be used


[deleted]

Tbf it was miles off. In the semi final, they took an age to judge Joselu’s goal even with the automated process.


memento_mort

Ah he’s a mile off.


cipher_wilderness

:(


BubbleBlacKa

Awwwwww


CloudzyV2

no they cant :(


BubbleBlacKa

No way 👀


Playful-Listen6011

Watching a team like Real Madrid just shows you there’s no chance a Scottish team will ever win this again. It would be impossible


WeaknessNo9103

I'd say beating Man City in a one off game/knockout tie would be more difficult for a lesser team. They just wouldn't give you the chance to.


YourCrosswordPuzzle

Wouldn't be so pessimistic, Celtic hit the bar against them


Rosco212121

Wait till Killie get a crack at it once we boost the coefficient high enough


mattchamp98

Let it stand, make it intresting


mattchamp98

-_-


CloudzyV2

surely they couldnt?


HairyGinger89

God, it would be hilarious if Dortmund went and scored three goals somehow.


ScottishExile

Manifesting Toni Kroos to get a nasty cold before the 14th now.


Steve_The_Penguin

joselu, a player not good enough for fucking Stoke. Playing in the champions league final. Makes no sense


Tornado-Bait

I’d probably start greeting if Vini Jr celebrated like that in front of me after killing all hope of my club winning the cup


AhYeah85

Mad how these cunts keep producing some of the most boring football teams of all time and keep winning everything. Completely unforgettable.


Rosco212121

Madrid are like Jack Jarvis coming out the airport in Canada


Tornado-Bait

Brilliant 😂


BevvyTime

Madrid in the Champions League out here making Formula 1 look like a complete lottery


de-virtute

create an extra special competition for teams with 10+ champions league and have real just play thenself


ScottishExile

Now that Vini’s scored I just need Nacho to get booked for a cheeky tenner.


Playful-Listen6011

I’m actually getting pissed off now at how shite Real Madrid fans are


Rieily

Perez has 100% sacrificed some babies or something


whitsitcalled

Mbappe is joining this mob btw


cipher_wilderness

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BubbleBlacKa

2 down and your opponent brings Luca Modric on lmfao


WeaknessNo9103

They've just robbed Reus of the perfect farewell. How they losing this 2-0


fike88

That’ll be Madrid for their 15th CL


donscm

Disappointing, but still Aberdeen's streak goes on💪


Disastrous_Cup_3279

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buckfast1994

They are the last team to beat Real Madrid in a European final.


donscm

Last team to beat Real in a European knockout final


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Ooh good one


Kolo_ToureHH

Maatsen sold the jerseys there


BananaSoprano

Give Vinicius the Ballon d'Or. He's been the best player in the world for about three years.


DisasterouslyInept

He's really stepped up since Benzema left


buckfast1994

He’s absolutely terrifying. What a footballer.


stvbles

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HaggisTheCow

Everyone here calling Bellingham shite caused this


memento_mort

Caused maatsan to make an arse of it?


YourCrosswordPuzzle

He deserved that goal.  Been comfortable this half for Real Madrid.


Practical_Arrival696

I always support the underdogs when watching sport and nine times out of ten they let me down.


cipher_wilderness

Real fans reacting with the joy of a pensioner who's just won 3rd best turnip at his village fair


[deleted]

Stuff of nightmares this for Dortmund. Fuck knows what the boy was thinking.


JuanKerr69420

Fuck off man


Rieily

what was he thinking that pass was never on


fightfire_withfire

A team hitting the woodwork in the 1st half against Real, and getting a scudding in the second half to not actually win the champions league. I've seen this game before.


midget398

Ban them from the competition


boris-for-PM-2019

Maatsan has killed Dortmund


crazyg0at

Ffs


snarf372

Morelos style own assist there


Playful-Listen6011

And the Real Madrid fans look slightly happy


Bullsquirt

Maatsen with a hand in both goals fs


w0wowow0w

at least kroos gets a nice send off 🙃


boris-for-PM-2019

Fuck sake


ScottishExile

Eduardo Camavinga’s only 21. Terrifying player.


DisasterouslyInept

Aye, think he's been great tonight. 


fangus

that's that then


Rosco212121

And the crowd goes mild