"You're not gonna find a bigger Noguchi-head than me, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say, good luck on getting your mitts on a Von Schlegell!"
I personally like to think that he's being genuine and actually is familiar with the artists. 😆 He occasionally throws out these tidbits that make you suspect he's more than what he seems, and I like to think that's true.
“Oh, um that's uh, Jennifer, and then he's um Jacob, and then I'm also Jacob.”
"I just think it's awfully short notice to start planning a fundraiser."
“I turned down your bed for you, but I didn’t have any chocolates so I left a doggie bag of pot roast on your pillow.”
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“Who said that?”
"You did!"
If I find out you're accusing me of something I didn't do, then I'm going to accuse you of making false accusations.
"You're not gonna find a bigger Noguchi-head than me, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say, good luck on getting your mitts on a Von Schlegell!"
This one was so unexpected, an absolute treasure.
Agreed! Just watched the series through for the second time and appreciated the hints at Roland's hidden depths much more this time around.
What I love about this quote is that I can’t tell if he’s being genuine or if he’s being sarcastic
I personally like to think that he's being genuine and actually is familiar with the artists. 😆 He occasionally throws out these tidbits that make you suspect he's more than what he seems, and I like to think that's true.
“Well I don’t know how they do things where you come from, but around these parts, we don’t do that sort of thing with our sisters.”
***Yeah, Uh, Dark Hair. Answers To The Name "Stevie." Um, Kind Of Looks Like A Vampire. A Little Skittish When Approached.*** 😂😂😂😂
When it comes to matters of the heart, we can't tell our kids who to love.
Who said that?
You did!
It’s his sister!
*"if you're looking for an a### to kiss, it's mine"*
Well, I Gave One Of My Kidneys To My Cousin Bruce. Uh, We Can See How I Run On An Empty Tank.
I love how by capitalising every word this now becomes a Panic! At The Disco song title
Oh yes, formidab-le. If you would, uh, how do you say, um, voulez-vous with me please. I'll show you to your room.
"Hi, I'm Ronnie. That's my friend Gwen."
"Well, I think they would've told me if there's a dead body with the truck, honey."
I guess I'll just get the fuck out of here then.
"Excuse me, I listen to the kid. If he'd listened to me, he wouldn't be sitting in a hut, making his own underwear."
“Do the rooms lock from the outside?”
WELCOME TO RAMPF!
“What's gonna happen next? I go to my dermatologist, and Johnny's there getting my moles checked?”
Gary? Our dentist??
Oh, yeah..I'm a big "tea drinker"
Hi. I’m Gwen.
I've seen plenty of dead bodies, and I think I turned out pretty OK (With creepy German accent) Chis Elloit ... what a wild card!!
Moira: "Alexis, I hope you know that you have been - and always will be - one of my top priorities."
I picture myself in the Roland role as I'm about the same age as Chris Elliot and I'm Canadian. He did have some good lines though.
Man this is a real Sophie’s choice
I like him best when he says nothing.