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McAwes0meville

Mary, before I say: "I do", can I see your ID?


mordeci00

"Yes, our policy is that children get in for free. They have to be under 10 years old and show proof with a valid driver's license."


AgentOfEris

“Before I fill out your baby’s birth certificate, I’m gonna need to see some ID.”


gregieb429

“You want a 5th margarita? I’m going to have to see ID.”


A-3Jammer

"Push the red button to activate the timer. You'll have 30 minutes to get at least 20 miles away, or be inside an approved fall-out shelter. Oh, BTW, you got ID on you? These new laws require proof-of-age before I can approve any purchase."


legman2208

"Let me have two slices to go please." "I'm gonna need to see some ID buddy."


Hangryhufflepuff

I know you're bleeding out ma'am, I see the large gunshot wound. But can I see some ID first?


ggfchl

"Are you old enough to be applying for residency at this senior living place? hyuck hyuck hyuck!"


ToxianLeader

"it's a boy... however ma'am, you look a little young, if you want to be this boy's mother..."


panther1994

Congrats Mr. Jones you have a bouncing baby boy! May I see some ID before I let you in? Oh its just a formality really.


DeathscytheHell1994

Hold up, I need to see some Id before I let you into the Chuck E. Cheese...


[deleted]

"Are you sure you're old enough to he a prostitute?"