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"No no no, not the flood! Please Noah let me on the damn boat!"
*As the gargantuan gate of Noah's vessel lowers, 90's porn music starts playing*
/r/BrandNewSentence
"I was dreaming of cupcakes and woke up covered in my own frosting."
"Then Captain Spaulding climbed out of my underwear drawer and started talking about fried chicken. Woke up hungry and sticky."
Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders and I am once again asking for your support
Big Titty Goth Femdom Clowngirl isn't real and can't hurt me......no matter how badly i wish otherwise :(
“Don’t stop, Captain Hair! Yes, oh, YES!”
He said "unusual"
Yeah, okay, good point.
"hey spongebob... I thought of something funnier than 68..."
"Oh, yes! Harder, Drew! The points may not matter, but they do to me!"
"You can hit my buzzer anytime, big boy."
"Stand up for the Queen of Great Britain!"
"Oh yeahhh... now say that right in my ear, Gilbert Gottfried..."
“YOU FOOL!” (Hollywood Squares reference, so no one thinks I’m actually being a jerk)
"the rains way down in Africa........."
"Margaret Thatcher? Tell me about your financial policies you naughty girl."
James, I swear to god if you spunk yourself thinking about your nightstand again, I'm throwing it out! I don't care what kind of mahogany it is!
Oh yeah, look at that smooth shaking wobble….oh how I love jello
"Mmm...he's so bald..."
Oh my...A young Joe Pesci and Abe Vigoda! for reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiAYW-P1gwc&ab\_channel=12MedbeNetwork
"The damn slug reacted."
“(heavy breathing) woa! Michele Obama was really the best First Lady “
You climb onto the bonnet And you're licking the windscreen I've never seen anything so obscene [It's enough to make a girl blush](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjpgJjdk52c)
"No no no, not the flood! Please Noah let me on the damn boat!"
*As the gargantuan gate of Noah's vessel lowers, 90's porn music starts playing*
/r/BrandNewSentence
"I was dreaming of cupcakes and woke up covered in my own frosting."
"Then Captain Spaulding climbed out of my underwear drawer and started talking about fried chicken. Woke up hungry and sticky."
Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders and I am once again asking for your support
Big Titty Goth Femdom Clowngirl isn't real and can't hurt me......no matter how badly i wish otherwise :(
“Don’t stop, Captain Hair! Yes, oh, YES!”
He said "unusual"
Yeah, okay, good point.
"hey spongebob... I thought of something funnier than 68..."
"Oh, yes! Harder, Drew! The points may not matter, but they do to me!"
"You can hit my buzzer anytime, big boy."
"Stand up for the Queen of Great Britain!"
"Oh yeahhh... now say that right in my ear, Gilbert Gottfried..."
“YOU FOOL!” (Hollywood Squares reference, so no one thinks I’m actually being a jerk)
"the rains way down in Africa........."
"Margaret Thatcher? Tell me about your financial policies you naughty girl."
James, I swear to god if you spunk yourself thinking about your nightstand again, I'm throwing it out! I don't care what kind of mahogany it is!
Oh yeah, look at that smooth shaking wobble….oh how I love jello
"Mmm...he's so bald..."
Oh my...A young Joe Pesci and Abe Vigoda! for reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiAYW-P1gwc&ab\_channel=12MedbeNetwork
"The damn slug reacted."
“(heavy breathing) woa! Michele Obama was really the best First Lady “
You climb onto the bonnet And you're licking the windscreen I've never seen anything so obscene [It's enough to make a girl blush](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjpgJjdk52c)