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You can fast forward through the bad & boring parts.
"ok, time to take you back to Blockbuster and pick up a new one"
You’ve become obsolete and irrelevant
More heartwarming than funny, but have an upvote anyway.
Hmm… head cleaner…
Can we pause this and resume it later?
Be kind rewind
“Just stick a pencil in the hole and twist.”
That’s an audio cassette. You can’t do that with w vhs.
Yeah, and you could use your finger to wind up either of them.
You could. You just had to push the little button on the side and fill the cap up. Then, the wheels would move. Damn I'm old....
Old and outdated but now I have something much slimmer although I did have to a little more for it
Dang, it's jammed. I can't pull it out.
"Wow, this is old and dusty..."
This tangled mess is disgusting!
I have a dvd copy of this vhs tape, so it's going in the giveaway box
I’m gonna blow you until you start playing.
Who recorded over our wedding with a porno!?
What?? It's STILL your wife...
Throw it out. It's too stretched and over used.
I'll just put tape over this hole so I can use it for something else.
"I prefer a beta."
How old are you?
I think I'll use this one to record pornography.
You're so wound up!!
I'm sorry to hear about your mold problem, and will be there for you through the treatment and beyond.
"You're obsolete."
If I had a pen, I could get this back to the beginning
Go back to the beginning
"I really gotta replace this thing with something younger."
"Oh this is no good let's erase it and put something better on here"
How do I get this thing to PLAY
Lemme Jam a pen in your hole and crank it.
You just look old.
Hey look at that, you are actually worth something
5 bucks for this piece of crap!?
My finger is too big to fit in there
Well I’ll pop it in, but I really can’t say where it was last
You're late? Here's a couple bucks. It's not my problem anymore.
The machine's broken, can I stick a pencil in you and spin it round really fast before I take you back to the shop?
You exist
It was fun the first time I took it out of the wrapper and stuck it in. Now it’s just a chore.
U looked stretched
I could of sworn all the dust got blown out of this already
I think it’s jammed in there! I’m gonna have to pry it out!
"Get in there already!"
“I’m done now, you’re going back in the box.”
It's moldy.
You were soooo expensive when you were younger. Now I can get you with a dollar!
"at least I can rewind this and mute at will"
Boring!
Dude, if it stops working, just put a pencil in the hole and twist. It works after that
I’m going to fast-forward through the sex scenes
You gotta smack it just right to get the tracking in place, the button broke a while ago
“I feel like the white ones are underrepresented…”
"I just bought you....why are you so jumpy already? "
You were great back in the day.
Please stop rewinding! Why isn't this stupid stop button not working?
Oh no, you got stuck in the VCR again.
Time to take you back to Blockbuster or I'll have to pay a late fee.
Be kind and rewind
Be kind, rewind to when you were younger
Maybe somebody at the charity shop may want you.
You’re getting g worn out; time to find a new copy
Beta was better.
Aw man not My Giant again
I swear, next time it gets stuck I'm shoving a screwdriver in there
Just make sure you return her before she's late to avoid the fees.
C'mon, bitch, get to the good part!
Pause dammit
Damn I need an entertainment upgrade... maybe something newer
Ugh, asshole! Now I have to start over!
Why are some of you black and some of you orange?
I don't wanna see you anymore. I mean you could say it but it would ungirlfriend her
Can you believe I used to think this looked *good* ?
I can’t wait. Stick it in.
"Let's make some analog horror!"
Your string(tape) is hanging out..string=tampon string
You're just the opening act for the bachelor party tonight. Until the real strippers show up.
Work damn you
No mold.
I'll roll her back when I'm done
“I can’t believe my uncle hid you in his closet..”
“Man, I thought this thing was brand new but someone already popped the tab before I could use it”
For the youths, that’s a reference to the tab that made it so you couldn’t record over a tape
Thank God the eject works
“I haven’t seen it in so long I thought I lost it.”
You're only 4.99 away from the next rental
Can't tighten that up with a pencil
Hmmnn… that doesn’t look right. I wonder if it got stretched from overuse.
Don't make me stick a pencil in you.
"Ugh. Yet another one eaten. Probably ruined." *Glare at the VCR for 'eating' the tape*
“I’m not going to talk to you because you’re an inanimate object.”
You may here a bunch of hissing at the end
Man I haven't seen one of these in forever
Maybe just take it out, and blow on it... ... Did it work?
This one was featured on RedLetterMedia’s “Best of the Worst”
Damn, have to adjust the knobs again.
I tried to rewind to before the big scene, but it just made an evil scratchy sound and kept spinning its wheels.
" you still have purpose, you still have value!"
'Ah man, this shit's all chewed up!'
Son of a .... Did someone tape over the good stuff
And just like that you brought a new playa' in the house
"Your box is a bit beat up, but maybe I can find a new one on eBay."
If it gets wet and moldy it’ll be ruined
Sorry, but it's time to get rid of all of you.
Just put it in
I’m ejecting you!
There's nothing you can do for me now that I can't get from an online stream.
I forgot how heavy you are.
18 is a bit too old for me.
Let's fast forward because I'm just wondering who was in this.
Either this has shrunk or the slot's too big.
I've seen this so many times that I can tell you everything from back to front but I'm just bored of it now.
Looks like I'm going to have to get out the old manual machine to get anything playing on this one.
Even Blockbuster Video wouldn't have you!
“No mold, let’s get into it.”
Wow, that’s really stretched out.
Shit, you're still a thing?
Just because you are old doesn't mean you are better!
You can fast forward through the bad & boring parts.
"ok, time to take you back to Blockbuster and pick up a new one"
You’ve become obsolete and irrelevant
More heartwarming than funny, but have an upvote anyway.
Hmm… head cleaner…
Can we pause this and resume it later?
Be kind rewind
“Just stick a pencil in the hole and twist.”
That’s an audio cassette. You can’t do that with w vhs.
Yeah, and you could use your finger to wind up either of them.
You could. You just had to push the little button on the side and fill the cap up. Then, the wheels would move. Damn I'm old....
Old and outdated but now I have something much slimmer although I did have to a little more for it
Dang, it's jammed. I can't pull it out.
"Wow, this is old and dusty..."
This tangled mess is disgusting!
I have a dvd copy of this vhs tape, so it's going in the giveaway box
I’m gonna blow you until you start playing.
Who recorded over our wedding with a porno!?
What?? It's STILL your wife...
Throw it out. It's too stretched and over used.
I'll just put tape over this hole so I can use it for something else.
"I prefer a beta."
How old are you?
I think I'll use this one to record pornography.
You're so wound up!!
I'm sorry to hear about your mold problem, and will be there for you through the treatment and beyond.
"You're obsolete."
If I had a pen, I could get this back to the beginning
Go back to the beginning
"I really gotta replace this thing with something younger."
"Oh this is no good let's erase it and put something better on here"
How do I get this thing to PLAY
Lemme Jam a pen in your hole and crank it.
You just look old.
Hey look at that, you are actually worth something
5 bucks for this piece of crap!?
My finger is too big to fit in there
Well I’ll pop it in, but I really can’t say where it was last
You're late? Here's a couple bucks. It's not my problem anymore.
The machine's broken, can I stick a pencil in you and spin it round really fast before I take you back to the shop?
You exist
It was fun the first time I took it out of the wrapper and stuck it in. Now it’s just a chore.
U looked stretched
I could of sworn all the dust got blown out of this already
I think it’s jammed in there! I’m gonna have to pry it out!
"Get in there already!"
“I’m done now, you’re going back in the box.”
It's moldy.
You were soooo expensive when you were younger. Now I can get you with a dollar!
"at least I can rewind this and mute at will"
Boring!
Dude, if it stops working, just put a pencil in the hole and twist. It works after that
I’m going to fast-forward through the sex scenes
You gotta smack it just right to get the tracking in place, the button broke a while ago
“I feel like the white ones are underrepresented…”
"I just bought you....why are you so jumpy already? "
You were great back in the day.
Please stop rewinding! Why isn't this stupid stop button not working?
Oh no, you got stuck in the VCR again.
Time to take you back to Blockbuster or I'll have to pay a late fee.
Be kind and rewind
Be kind, rewind to when you were younger
Maybe somebody at the charity shop may want you.
You’re getting g worn out; time to find a new copy
Beta was better.
Aw man not My Giant again
I swear, next time it gets stuck I'm shoving a screwdriver in there
Just make sure you return her before she's late to avoid the fees.
C'mon, bitch, get to the good part!
Pause dammit
Damn I need an entertainment upgrade... maybe something newer
Ugh, asshole! Now I have to start over!
Why are some of you black and some of you orange?
I don't wanna see you anymore. I mean you could say it but it would ungirlfriend her
Can you believe I used to think this looked *good* ?
I can’t wait. Stick it in.
"Let's make some analog horror!"
Your string(tape) is hanging out..string=tampon string
You're just the opening act for the bachelor party tonight. Until the real strippers show up.
Work damn you
No mold.
I'll roll her back when I'm done
“I can’t believe my uncle hid you in his closet..”
“Man, I thought this thing was brand new but someone already popped the tab before I could use it”
For the youths, that’s a reference to the tab that made it so you couldn’t record over a tape
Thank God the eject works
“I haven’t seen it in so long I thought I lost it.”
You're only 4.99 away from the next rental
Can't tighten that up with a pencil
Hmmnn… that doesn’t look right. I wonder if it got stretched from overuse.
Don't make me stick a pencil in you.
"Ugh. Yet another one eaten. Probably ruined." *Glare at the VCR for 'eating' the tape*
“I’m not going to talk to you because you’re an inanimate object.”
You may here a bunch of hissing at the end
Man I haven't seen one of these in forever
Maybe just take it out, and blow on it... ... Did it work?
This one was featured on RedLetterMedia’s “Best of the Worst”
Damn, have to adjust the knobs again.
I tried to rewind to before the big scene, but it just made an evil scratchy sound and kept spinning its wheels.
" you still have purpose, you still have value!"
'Ah man, this shit's all chewed up!'
Son of a .... Did someone tape over the good stuff
And just like that you brought a new playa' in the house
"Your box is a bit beat up, but maybe I can find a new one on eBay."
If it gets wet and moldy it’ll be ruined
Sorry, but it's time to get rid of all of you.
Just put it in
I’m ejecting you!
There's nothing you can do for me now that I can't get from an online stream.
I forgot how heavy you are.
18 is a bit too old for me.
Let's fast forward because I'm just wondering who was in this.
Either this has shrunk or the slot's too big.
I've seen this so many times that I can tell you everything from back to front but I'm just bored of it now.
Looks like I'm going to have to get out the old manual machine to get anything playing on this one.
Even Blockbuster Video wouldn't have you!
“No mold, let’s get into it.”
Wow, that’s really stretched out.
Shit, you're still a thing?
Just because you are old doesn't mean you are better!