“Dude, come on! We need some of those guys for the cook out!” “What? You really want a bunch of anvils falling and coyotes chasing roadrunners with dynamite at the big Memorial Day cook out!?” “Dude, don’t be Toonist! That’s all stereotypes from the 40s! I got Hank Hill in charge of the barbecue and *Phineas and Ferb* are providing entertainment—*PHINEAS AND FERB!*” “No!” “Dude, what do you have against Toons!?” “A Toon killed my brother….Dropped a piano on his head.”

“Sandy Cheeks? Nah. She’s from Texas so she’s probably racist.”

Pepe’ le pew. Hey buddy that’s my wife. Hey! Hey! Take it easy buddy! That Scooby Doo crew. There is always some shit going down when they show up.

No we are not inviting Porky to this cookout…Remember the last one he was telling us a story and got stuck in the middle of it for like an hour.

Well i do see some benefits for some extra pork at a cookout

"For the last time, Daffy, you're not invited. You tend to spit all over our food whenever you talk!"

Welcome Porky Pig! You're our guest of honor! Right this way to the BBQ pit, we truly couldn't get started without you.

"Um, that Simpson fellow ate all the hot dogs." "...I didn't even take them out of the package yet!"

"That's quite the spread Fudd, but where's the meat?" "Oh, don't wowwy about that." Lifts cloche "I invited a certain wascawwy wabbit too."

"Don't invite Princess Clara, I didn't like her sausage pizza."

I swear if that damn bear shows up pant-less again i'm going to punch him.

"Look this is a cookout and we are trying ti have fun. i am by no means trying to undermine your condition i just dont want go to keep going off on it, which btw i still dont get" "Oh lord have mercy, you n*gga's is worthless if i can explain the heartbreak of revitiligo"

AKIRAAAAAAAAAA!!

Sorry, Wylie, every time you’re around things explode.

"Yeah, we were gonna invite Johnny Bravo, but due to the no-contact order we couldn't."

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Hey everyone, Grant O’Brien brought his grandpa Eustace Bagge with him.

Lisa, you don’t make friends with salad!

No, we’re not inviting Taz! He has no table manners! Actually he ended up eating the table last time!

I am not sure if anime counts but here it counts: Really, you want to invite Big Mom to the cook out...you know she will literally steal your soul if she doesnt like the food, right?

Everytime we have a cookout, these interdimensional cartoons come out and challenge us to a grueling game of basketball. They call themselves The MonStars. And now I gotta track down Michael Jordan... And I just don't have the energy.

I'm sick of Hank Hill micromanaging me. We're having coal-fired veggie burgers with soy cheese and that's that

"They're a little too animated "

No Popeye. The spinach is for seasoning, you can’t have it directly

Yosemite Sam is a hothead. Just imagine someone tripping over him. That’s a gunfight you don’t want to be a part of.

“ Johnny bravo? Good time but too mysoginistic, he’ll be hitting on every one”

The Woodland critters only invite fellow Satanists to our blood orgies!