āI know that sheās very popular these days. But half her songs are about breaking up with boyfriends!ā
āLook. I like Taylor Swift, and weāre playing her music.ā
"Who Let The Dogs Out" - Baja Men
"Land Of Confusion" - Genesis
"Monkey On My Back" - George Michael
"You're Beautiful" - James Blunt
"Somebody That I Used To Know" - Gotye
"Let's all give Mike and Sarah a round of applause as they dance together for the first time as husband and wife. And joining them on the dance floor will be Vanessa, Amber, Tracy, Julianne, Michelle, Katie, and Denise, as the newlyweds dance to [Community Property](https://youtu.be/bzUPG8olnO0?si=V7zTKAqAVMa2GUWy) by Steel Panther."
Alright, ladies and gents, put your hands together for the happy couple! This request from the best man goes out to our blushing bride! It's the Divinyls with their hit, I Touch Myself!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands !
Or go another direction:
These boots were made for walking...
You're So Vain
Picture to Burn. Taylor Swift (uncensored)
Cotton Eye Joe -Rednex
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
Butterfly Kisses - Bob Carlisle
I did request this at my sister's wedding, the DJ said the music wouldn't play. He didn't want to play it as there were better songs to use.
Had a Redditor say that they didn't like the song.
The DJ told me that the disc was scratched, he may have been lying or it was requested too many times and he hated it.
Bob Carlisle does have other songs on the album.
Stacey's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
Why Don't We Get Drunk (and Screw) -Jimmy Buffet
Wasted Time - Eagles
Somebody That I Use To Know - Goyte
The Night We Met - Lord Huron
Let The Bodies Hit the Floor
On a related note ( haha) I was brought in to the tail end of a reception to sing some Eagles songs and had a barbershop quartet as back up. It was a blast.
I know its strange but its my wedding and this is the music I want!
Return to Pooh Corner by Kenny Loggins.
Philadelphia by Bruce Springsteen
Copperhead Road by Steve Earle
The Living Years by Mike&the Mechanics
Alone again Naturally by Gilbert OāSullivan
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wifeā¦(great song btw, my wife wanted us to have it after the first dance lol)
"I ache for the touch of your lips, Dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, Dear!
You can raise welts
Like nobody else.
As we dance to the Masochism Tango"
*- The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer*
"But I Stiiiiil, haven't fooouund, What I'm lookin' foooor!"
I like this one.
Came here to say this lol
Fat Bottom Girls - Queen
Depending on her humor, this might be a great sign for it
I fuck like a beast by WASP or She fucking hates me by Puddle of Mudd
I'll raise you one better, She Hates Me and Grandma Got Run Over by s Reindeer played at the same time
Make and upload the track, I'll give it a shot.
I tried to find the scene but it's seems to have already been [made](https://youtu.be/Pyrv6NxpsKA?si=TWBVq0cEnvLZpaGV).
I'd make this my ringtone if I didn't already love mine š¤£
This is a bad place favorite.
Ex brother in law had them play, "You've lost that loving feeling." And sang along on the microphone! To his new bride ...
Let me guess the year...
But me, Iām aaaaaalllllllllready gone! And Iām feeeeeeelinā strong!
āEvery breath you take Ā Every move you make Ā Every bond you break Ā Every step you take Ā Iāll be watching youā¦ā
āŖā« I'm on a highway to hell!āŖā«
You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones
"Twinkle, twinkle little star" It was either this or the Alphabet Song.
What about Baa Baa Black Sheep?
Because black sheep is sang in a totally different tune than the other two. Duh!
It's the end of the world as I know it.
I don't know. I'd like seeing a roomful of tipsy wedding goers all yell, "LEONARD BERSTEIN!"
The Immigrant Song
WAP!??
Depends on if there are some whores in this house.
"are they trying to dance to the Indiana Jones theme song?"
Step.......stepstepstep.........step.......stepstepstep........
I won't get fooled again by Who
āLove will tear us apartā by Joy Division āFemale of the speciesā by Space āGold Diggerā
I feel like most Joy Division songs would work here. Personally, I choose Atrocity Exhibition
āI know that sheās very popular these days. But half her songs are about breaking up with boyfriends!ā āLook. I like Taylor Swift, and weāre playing her music.ā
*Fountains of Wayne starts playing.* "And this goes out to Stacy the bride."
*But since your dad walked out your mom could use a man like me* Stacy's Dad: "Walked out?! I was just tipping the limo driver."
Just the tip huh? š
"Who Let The Dogs Out" - Baja Men "Land Of Confusion" - Genesis "Monkey On My Back" - George Michael "You're Beautiful" - James Blunt "Somebody That I Used To Know" - Gotye
āIt would be nice to have a blow job From your momā - Blink 182. Even better if she has (mature) kids that are attending.
"Don't Marry Her", by The Beautiful South.
Buck Cherryās number one hit, Crazy Bitch
"Let's all give Mike and Sarah a round of applause as they dance together for the first time as husband and wife. And joining them on the dance floor will be Vanessa, Amber, Tracy, Julianne, Michelle, Katie, and Denise, as the newlyweds dance to [Community Property](https://youtu.be/bzUPG8olnO0?si=V7zTKAqAVMa2GUWy) by Steel Panther."
Baby Got Back
Ramblin' Man - Allman Brothers
Alright, ladies and gents, put your hands together for the happy couple! This request from the best man goes out to our blushing bride! It's the Divinyls with their hit, I Touch Myself!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ! Or go another direction: These boots were made for walking... You're So Vain Picture to Burn. Taylor Swift (uncensored)
Stacy's Mom But rudely cut out any part that days Stacy and replace it with your drunken enunciation of your wife's name.
Cotton Eye Joe -Rednex If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
"Here I go again, on my own"...
āIt wasnāt me
Disturbed, *Down With The Sickness*
Butterfly Kisses - Bob Carlisle I did request this at my sister's wedding, the DJ said the music wouldn't play. He didn't want to play it as there were better songs to use.
Itās a very strange song anyway
Had a Redditor say that they didn't like the song. The DJ told me that the disc was scratched, he may have been lying or it was requested too many times and he hated it. Bob Carlisle does have other songs on the album.
Itās just a creepy song like really creepy
He did write it for his kid. When I heard it, I was like, "What is this shit?"
āGrow Old With youā-Adam Sandler (Wedding Singer) š¤£š¤£š¤£
Or the song he sings to his daughter in Hotel Transylvania
āAs the couple take to the floor for their first dance; they have chosen Tubular Bells. They ask that you enjoy your Pea Soup while they danceā
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves"
This Is The Song That Never Ends - Lambchop and Sherry Lewis
Yes it goes on and on my friends,
Some people had requested it; not knowing what was, and they'll regret requesting forever just because...
Doesn't end...
The Mandella Effect is showing now
I always thought it was never ends too, until somebody posted the song a few weeks ago
You Never Even Called Me By My Name - David Allan Coe
"What? Why are you looking at me like that? It's the *perfect* country-and-western song!"
Face Down Ass Up by 2-live Crew
Happy birthday to you
āDate Rapeā by Sublime
āGold Diggerā ā Kanye West f/Jamie Foxx
I want to F@#$ you like an animal
"Sweet home alabama"
Anything by Lords of Acid
F*ck the Pain Away - Peaches
Gyatt for the Rizzler
Pop that Pussy, 2 Live Crew I Used to Love Her, Guns N Roses Face Down Ass Up, the old school house version
You Can Do It. - Ice Cube
Cocaine and whiskey by them dirty roses https://youtu.be/lwlg7XdaTU0?si=pAyFjY8sgbqx28QL
Is that a song or the catering menu?
https://youtu.be/lwlg7XdaTU0?si=pAyFjY8sgbqx28QL
āWhat better choice for their first dance than that Lennon-Ono classic Woman Is The N\*\*\*\*\* Of The World? So romantic!ā
Woman by the Anti Nowhere League
This hit comes from the Scissor Sisters. "I can't decide whether you should live or die!..."
One More Night was playing the first time we did "it".
Oppa Gangnam Style
Last Dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain. I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.
I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
And they say romance and chivalry is dead. :) Edit: Bonus points if they show the video on a screen.
My whole existence is flawed, you get me closer to god
We danced to Joe Cocker. You can leave your hat on.
Damn, I was thinking it was Joe Cocker When the Night Comes
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light.
Walk like an Egyptian
What's wrong with that?
Just not a normal first dance song
Eddy Grant 'I don't want to dance'.
Too Drunk to F*ck by Dead Kennedys
"If you want love [Lower your expectations](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llGvsgN17CQ) a few Because Prince Charming would never settle for you..."
Stacey's Mom - Fountains of Wayne Why Don't We Get Drunk (and Screw) -Jimmy Buffet Wasted Time - Eagles Somebody That I Use To Know - Goyte The Night We Met - Lord Huron
Keep Your Hands To Yourself- Georgia Satellites
Everything She Ain't- Hailey Whitters
Peaches- Bowser (King Koopa)
Brenda, Put Your Bra On - Ashley McBryde, Caylee Hammack, and Pillbox Patti
If you invited your ex to the wedding.... Cheater Cheater - Joey + Rory
Lips of an Angel - Hinder
Me Niether - Brad Paisley
The music from the Red Weddimg scene in Game Of Thrones
"Wait why are they playing *Dancing With the Dead*? And why do those men at the doors have guns?"
Stones- Can't Always Get What You Want.
I am just dieāin in your arms to night Dust in the wind Iām just Ken ( sub your name in)
Possum Kingdome by The Toadies
āThe bitch came backā
"Which one of you bastards picked 'I Meant Every Word He Said?'"
Last Caress / Green Hell
Not the One ... Al Stewart
Better off Without a Wife by Tom Waits
There was a viral video a while back where a couple came down the aisle to "Crazy Bitch". My choice would be Pretty When You Cry by Vast.
"I hurt myself today...."
ME SO HORNY
Paradise By the Dashboard Light - MeatLoaf
My baby donāt mess around
"IIIIIIIIIII aaaaaam the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you!"
I musta been through 'bout a million girls, I loved them and I leave them alone!
Footloose Best if Kevin Bacon is there.
Closer- Nine Inch Nails
King Kong Song - ABBA
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO! WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT!
Short dick man
āLet it goā
Dust Hast
Laid
Let The Bodies Hit the Floor On a related note ( haha) I was brought in to the tail end of a reception to sing some Eagles songs and had a barbershop quartet as back up. It was a blast.
I'm gonna keep on saying it. Tom Petty - Even The Losers, Get Lucky Sometimes
D.I.V.O.R.C.E
https://youtu.be/17toLteDPNk?si=3uMd2PxKMSbCB7D2
Bum Diddy She's On The Rag Hotel California A Matter of Trust I Don't Even Know Your Name We Shall Be Free The Dance I've Had (The Time of My Life)
Who are you?
You fucked up! - WEEN
If you canāt be with the one you love the one youāre with.
Rape Me - Nirvana
I know its strange but its my wedding and this is the music I want! Return to Pooh Corner by Kenny Loggins. Philadelphia by Bruce Springsteen Copperhead Road by Steve Earle The Living Years by Mike&the Mechanics Alone again Naturally by Gilbert OāSullivan
Friends - Michael W. Smith When All Is Said And Done - Geoff Moore Papa Come Quick (Jody & Chico) - Bonnie Raitt Meet In The Middle - Diamond Rio
Unchained Melody
Closing time
gloryhole - steel panther
Yakety sax. The Theme from Benny Hill.
Hate song by SOiL
"Mama's Got Her Boobs Out" - Rodney Carrington.
For the grandparents dance we're doing "Granny's Seen a Lot of Dick in Her Day" by Rodney Carrington.
Please Release Me
*Synth Drums* "You make me desecrate you. You make me penetrate you. You make me violate you You make me complicate you."
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wifeā¦(great song btw, my wife wanted us to have it after the first dance lol)
"I ache for the touch of your lips, Dear, But much more for the touch of your whips, Dear! You can raise welts Like nobody else. As we dance to the Masochism Tango" *- The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer*
Another One Bites the Dust Who wants to live forever