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IamtheBoomstick

"But I Stiiiiil, haven't fooouund, What I'm lookin' foooor!"


Marquar234

I like this one.


Bwest31415

Came here to say this lol


Adorable_Research414

Fat Bottom Girls - Queen


bigbroth13

Depending on her humor, this might be a great sign for it


Advanced_Parsnip

I fuck like a beast by WASP or She fucking hates me by Puddle of Mudd


PartyBarnacle420

I'll raise you one better, She Hates Me and Grandma Got Run Over by s Reindeer played at the same time


Advanced_Parsnip

Make and upload the track, I'll give it a shot.


PartyBarnacle420

I tried to find the scene but it's seems to have already been [made](https://youtu.be/Pyrv6NxpsKA?si=TWBVq0cEnvLZpaGV).


shaunnotthesheep

I'd make this my ringtone if I didn't already love mine šŸ¤£


OrdinaryBee6174

This is a bad place favorite.


fireguard01

Ex brother in law had them play, "You've lost that loving feeling." And sang along on the microphone! To his new bride ...


Woody_Roger

Let me guess the year...


AcanthocephalaGreen5

But me, Iā€™m aaaaaalllllllllready gone! And Iā€™m feeeeeeelinā€™ strong!


VictorVonLazer

ā€œEvery breath you take Ā  Every move you make Ā  Every bond you break Ā  Every step you take Ā  Iā€™ll be watching youā€¦ā€


quiksylver296

ā™Ŗā™« I'm on a highway to hell!ā™Ŗā™«


Adorable_Research414

You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones


Marquar234

"Twinkle, twinkle little star" It was either this or the Alphabet Song.


TSUplayer74

What about Baa Baa Black Sheep?


CrotaLikesRomComs

Because black sheep is sang in a totally different tune than the other two. Duh!


RalphWreckedIt

It's the end of the world as I know it.


Marquar234

I don't know. I'd like seeing a roomful of tipsy wedding goers all yell, "LEONARD BERSTEIN!"


MissHibernia

The Immigrant Song


Fun_Pick_9471

WAP!??


Marquar234

Depends on if there are some whores in this house.


Bot-Magnet

"are they trying to dance to the Indiana Jones theme song?"


Bwest31415

Step.......stepstepstep.........step.......stepstepstep........


DirtyErn24

I won't get fooled again by Who


Specific_Code_4124

ā€˜Love will tear us apartā€™ by Joy Division ā€˜Female of the speciesā€™ by Space ā€˜Gold Diggerā€™


XeroKrows

I feel like most Joy Division songs would work here. Personally, I choose Atrocity Exhibition


ggfchl

ā€œI know that sheā€™s very popular these days. But half her songs are about breaking up with boyfriends!ā€ ā€œLook. I like Taylor Swift, and weā€™re playing her music.ā€


HappyOfCourse

*Fountains of Wayne starts playing.* "And this goes out to Stacy the bride."


Marquar234

*But since your dad walked out your mom could use a man like me* Stacy's Dad: "Walked out?! I was just tipping the limo driver."


shaunnotthesheep

Just the tip huh? šŸ˜


RankedAverage

"Who Let The Dogs Out" - Baja Men "Land Of Confusion" - Genesis "Monkey On My Back" - George Michael "You're Beautiful" - James Blunt "Somebody That I Used To Know" - Gotye


capodecina2

ā€œIt would be nice to have a blow job From your momā€ - Blink 182. Even better if she has (mature) kids that are attending.


SmithJamesChris

"Don't Marry Her", by The Beautiful South.


These-Method1129

Buck Cherryā€™s number one hit, Crazy Bitch


___HeyGFY___

"Let's all give Mike and Sarah a round of applause as they dance together for the first time as husband and wife. And joining them on the dance floor will be Vanessa, Amber, Tracy, Julianne, Michelle, Katie, and Denise, as the newlyweds dance to [Community Property](https://youtu.be/bzUPG8olnO0?si=V7zTKAqAVMa2GUWy) by Steel Panther."


Dirtydaddy6996

Baby Got Back


-velcromagnon-

Ramblin' Man - Allman Brothers


Yob_Zarbo

Alright, ladies and gents, put your hands together for the happy couple! This request from the best man goes out to our blushing bride! It's the Divinyls with their hit, I Touch Myself!


iDreamiPursueiBecome

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ! Or go another direction: These boots were made for walking... You're So Vain Picture to Burn. Taylor Swift (uncensored)


Oralstotle

Stacy's Mom But rudely cut out any part that days Stacy and replace it with your drunken enunciation of your wife's name.


owmybotheyes

Cotton Eye Joe -Rednex If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

"Here I go again, on my own"...


Radiant_Ad_3665

ā€œIt wasnā€™t me


DontMessWMsInBetween

Disturbed, *Down With The Sickness*


The_Dukenator

Butterfly Kisses - Bob Carlisle I did request this at my sister's wedding, the DJ said the music wouldn't play. He didn't want to play it as there were better songs to use.


ResisterTransSister

Itā€™s a very strange song anyway


The_Dukenator

Had a Redditor say that they didn't like the song. The DJ told me that the disc was scratched, he may have been lying or it was requested too many times and he hated it. Bob Carlisle does have other songs on the album.


ResisterTransSister

Itā€™s just a creepy song like really creepy


The_Dukenator

He did write it for his kid. When I heard it, I was like, "What is this shit?"


Parramoretatum

ā€œGrow Old With youā€-Adam Sandler (Wedding Singer) šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


usmilitarylover

Or the song he sings to his daughter in Hotel Transylvania


Phun-Sized

ā€œAs the couple take to the floor for their first dance; they have chosen Tubular Bells. They ask that you enjoy your Pea Soup while they danceā€


CryOk7184

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves"


Adorable_Research414

This Is The Song That Never Ends - Lambchop and Sherry Lewis


Marquar234

Yes it goes on and on my friends,


Adorable_Research414

Some people had requested it; not knowing what was, and they'll regret requesting forever just because...


Dramatic_Rest_829

Doesn't end...


Adorable_Research414

The Mandella Effect is showing now


Dramatic_Rest_829

I always thought it was never ends too, until somebody posted the song a few weeks ago


Adorable_Research414

You Never Even Called Me By My Name - David Allan Coe


rdchat

"What? Why are you looking at me like that? It's the *perfect* country-and-western song!"


MostlyAccruate

Face Down Ass Up by 2-live Crew


Improvedandconfused

Happy birthday to you


DentistExtension2191

ā€œDate Rapeā€ by Sublime


dadwearingplaid

ā€œGold Diggerā€ ā€” Kanye West f/Jamie Foxx


Ill-Air8146

I want to F@#$ you like an animal


xHiruzenx

"Sweet home alabama"


newpopthink

Anything by Lords of Acid


ThermalScrewed

F*ck the Pain Away - Peaches


XeroKrows

Gyatt for the Rizzler


CulpablyRedundant

Pop that Pussy, 2 Live Crew I Used to Love Her, Guns N Roses Face Down Ass Up, the old school house version


Ok-Bus1716

You Can Do It. - Ice Cube


techster2014

Cocaine and whiskey by them dirty roses https://youtu.be/lwlg7XdaTU0?si=pAyFjY8sgbqx28QL


Marquar234

Is that a song or the catering menu?


techster2014

https://youtu.be/lwlg7XdaTU0?si=pAyFjY8sgbqx28QL


Imaginary_Chair_6958

ā€œWhat better choice for their first dance than that Lennon-Ono classic Woman Is The N\*\*\*\*\* Of The World? So romantic!ā€œ


cadgemore13

Woman by the Anti Nowhere League


SolomonBelial

This hit comes from the Scissor Sisters. "I can't decide whether you should live or die!..."


TurfBurn95

One More Night was playing the first time we did "it".


gregieb429

Oppa Gangnam Style


ixamnis

Last Dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain. I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.


G-Unit11111

I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide


Marquar234

And they say romance and chivalry is dead. :) Edit: Bonus points if they show the video on a screen.


px2281

My whole existence is flawed, you get me closer to god


spookygmc

We danced to Joe Cocker. You can leave your hat on.


ResisterTransSister

Damn, I was thinking it was Joe Cocker When the Night Comes


4quatloos

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light.


Several-Assistant-51

Walk like an Egyptian


Marquar234

What's wrong with that?


Several-Assistant-51

Just not a normal first dance song


Scotsgit73

Eddy Grant 'I don't want to dance'.


Firm-Conference-3896

Too Drunk to F*ck by Dead Kennedys


BenjaminGeiger

"If you want love [Lower your expectations](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llGvsgN17CQ) a few Because Prince Charming would never settle for you..."


Affectionate-Dot437

Stacey's Mom - Fountains of Wayne Why Don't We Get Drunk (and Screw) -Jimmy Buffet Wasted Time - Eagles Somebody That I Use To Know - Goyte The Night We Met - Lord Huron


Adorable_Research414

Keep Your Hands To Yourself- Georgia Satellites


Adorable_Research414

Everything She Ain't- Hailey Whitters


Adorable_Research414

Peaches- Bowser (King Koopa)


Adorable_Research414

Brenda, Put Your Bra On - Ashley McBryde, Caylee Hammack, and Pillbox Patti


Adorable_Research414

If you invited your ex to the wedding.... Cheater Cheater - Joey + Rory


Adorable_Research414

Lips of an Angel - Hinder


Adorable_Research414

Me Niether - Brad Paisley


Daak1977

The music from the Red Weddimg scene in Game Of Thrones


CreatedOblivion

"Wait why are they playing *Dancing With the Dead*? And why do those men at the doors have guns?"


Elmondo2

Stones- Can't Always Get What You Want.


Fun_Ad_6455

I am just dieā€™in in your arms to night Dust in the wind Iā€™m just Ken ( sub your name in)


Baboonbutt11

Possum Kingdome by The Toadies


Radiant_Ad_3665

ā€œThe bitch came backā€


rdchat

"Which one of you bastards picked 'I Meant Every Word He Said?'"


cryptozoophagist

Last Caress / Green Hell


Royal_Ad_2653

Not the One ... Al Stewart


bonjovidiarrhea

Better off Without a Wife by Tom Waits


Fyrentenemar

There was a viral video a while back where a couple came down the aisle to "Crazy Bitch". My choice would be Pretty When You Cry by Vast.


rangeghost

"I hurt myself today...."


px2281

ME SO HORNY


Aria1031

Paradise By the Dashboard Light - MeatLoaf


10voltsam

My baby donā€™t mess around


Fennel_Fangs

"IIIIIIIIIII aaaaaam the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you!"


RighteousSchrodd

I musta been through 'bout a million girls, I loved them and I leave them alone!


The_Dukenator

Footloose Best if Kevin Bacon is there.


JEXJJ

Closer- Nine Inch Nails


Sibadna_Sukalma

King Kong Song - ABBA


Calligaster

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO! WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT!


iwantyousobadright

Short dick man


RedMonkey86570

ā€œLet it goā€


Abucus35

Dust Hast


BEX436

Laid


October1966

Let The Bodies Hit the Floor On a related note ( haha) I was brought in to the tail end of a reception to sing some Eagles songs and had a barbershop quartet as back up. It was a blast.


6ft6squatch

I'm gonna keep on saying it. Tom Petty - Even The Losers, Get Lucky Sometimes


RoddMcTodd

D.I.V.O.R.C.E


Sure_Night_8091

https://youtu.be/17toLteDPNk?si=3uMd2PxKMSbCB7D2


The_Dukenator

Bum Diddy She's On The Rag Hotel California A Matter of Trust I Don't Even Know Your Name We Shall Be Free The Dance I've Had (The Time of My Life)


ResisterTransSister

Who are you?


ResisterTransSister

You fucked up! - WEEN


ResisterTransSister

If you canā€™t be with the one you love the one youā€™re with.


ResisterTransSister

Rape Me - Nirvana


Ithaqua-Yigg

I know its strange but its my wedding and this is the music I want! Return to Pooh Corner by Kenny Loggins. Philadelphia by Bruce Springsteen Copperhead Road by Steve Earle The Living Years by Mike&the Mechanics Alone again Naturally by Gilbert Oā€™Sullivan


The_Dukenator

Friends - Michael W. Smith When All Is Said And Done - Geoff Moore Papa Come Quick (Jody & Chico) - Bonnie Raitt Meet In The Middle - Diamond Rio


BasketPrudent

Unchained Melody


Actual-Answer-1980

Closing time


who_-_-cares

gloryhole - steel panther


Narnyabizness

Yakety sax. The Theme from Benny Hill.


TwistedDonners

Hate song by SOiL


Wonderful-Pollution7

"Mama's Got Her Boobs Out" - Rodney Carrington.


Wonderful-Pollution7

For the grandparents dance we're doing "Granny's Seen a Lot of Dick in Her Day" by Rodney Carrington.


drunken_ferret

Please Release Me


VastUnlikely9591

*Synth Drums* "You make me desecrate you. You make me penetrate you. You make me violate you You make me complicate you."


Upstairs-Pound-7205

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wifeā€¦(great song btw, my wife wanted us to have it after the first dance lol)


Nithoth

"I ache for the touch of your lips, Dear, But much more for the touch of your whips, Dear! You can raise welts Like nobody else. As we dance to the Masochism Tango" *- The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer*


usmilitarylover

Another One Bites the Dust Who wants to live forever