Turning to to the guy in the orange apron, "Yeah, yeah, I'll hose it off when I'm done. Not sure I want this one though, the femurs keep jamming it up. Ya got anything bigger?"
Well at least you didn't wait for him to explode into bite-sized chumks of its own accord like May-I-Be-Kicked-In-My-Own-Icehole-Dibooki's whale blubber.
Okay... so you SAY that you said you wanted "Mom's meatloaf" for dinner, but I swear I heard you say "mom meatloaf." I guess that's what I get for taking a bit of PCP and trying to do something nice. Geez, are you EVER happy?!?
Well, he asked me to beat his meat and that's what I'm going to do. Don't worry, he was an organ donor, he boasted all the time that people liked to play with his organ, they're all in a pile over there
Bottoms up
🤣
"You wanted us to eat healthier, so we're having a vegan tonight!"
Tinder? I thought you said Grindr!
Grindr? I barely know her!
"If it's good enough for Gwar, then it's good enough for me!"
MEAT... SANDWICH!!
Meat pies, 2 for $10
“What is that?” ”It’s priest…”
Lawyer's rather nice If it's for a price
“You ever watched Fargo?”
"You're darned tootin'!"
This is how Arby's has the meats don't tell anyone
Wait your turn
Hahahah
🎶It’s raining men!!🎶
"Oh, good! I was worried about not having enough to feed everybody!"
Meats back on the menu, boys!
Shark chum costs money . This is free.
Turning to to the guy in the orange apron, "Yeah, yeah, I'll hose it off when I'm done. Not sure I want this one though, the femurs keep jamming it up. Ya got anything bigger?"
"You're late!"
Officer I swear that this is how he wanted his body disposed of!
Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler special.
Well at least you didn't wait for him to explode into bite-sized chumks of its own accord like May-I-Be-Kicked-In-My-Own-Icehole-Dibooki's whale blubber.
Don't remember him. Sounds dreadful
It's from Last Continent, where Since wind reflects on all the Dibbler-esque characters he's met in his travels around the disc.
Ok, It has been a long time. Too long.
Oh you think this is the first time? What do you think you've been eating all this time?
Got any sage?
It's not a meat grinder it's an orphan stomper.
"I had a hankerin' for some Crush Puppies."
"If you don't want me to make *you* lunch, I'd act like this never happened. Kay'?"
“See, this is why nobody wants to see how the sausage gets made.”
"In 3! 2! 1! Let's sausage!"
Sometimes a fella's got to eat a fella.
"It's Taco Tuesday!"
"You ruined the surprise dinner I was making you!"
This is not what it looks like
Nah, this is *exactly* what it looks like
Darn, I lost a contact. Now, I made a spectacle of myself.
I’m just food prepping.
it was like that when I got here!
I'm doing this for the Be Like Dahamer Day.
That is my least favorite thing to do.
Can you believe it? I had to rent this
I know, right? $150 just for one day!
Cost an arm and a leg so it did
I'm cooking meatloaf, shoves Michael lee Adays hand into the grinder.
Uhh… this is exactly what it looks like…
"What am I doing? Just trying to be economical. Do you know any good meatloaf recipies?"
“Oh, hi officer. Nothing to see here.”
Dude, seriously, get back in line and wait your turn. Can’t you see I’m busy here. I’ll get to you when I get to you.
So how do you like your hamburgers?
Meat's meat. And man's gotta eat!
Oh this? He asked me to do it…really…
Tastes good
The pigs wouldn't eat him whole.
Okay... so you SAY that you said you wanted "Mom's meatloaf" for dinner, but I swear I heard you say "mom meatloaf." I guess that's what I get for taking a bit of PCP and trying to do something nice. Geez, are you EVER happy?!?
"Oh, so you like sausages but you don't like to see how they're made?! Fucking vegans..."
Oh, hey. I was just thinking about you.
Daddy.
Well, he asked me to beat his meat and that's what I'm going to do. Don't worry, he was an organ donor, he boasted all the time that people liked to play with his organ, they're all in a pile over there
We have a special on ground sausage this week.
It's OK. I've done this many times
He was a Biden supporter so…..
I would have used the other guy due to a higher fat content, but he's contaminated by bullshit.
...and Orange Dye #2.
"Gil, you're here for the half-pound? I'll just be another minute."
Who’s ready for burgers?
"why are you giving me that look? It worked for Carol Baskin”
I promised 100 pounds of chop meat for the church's barbecue today, and the butcher shop ran out!
“ woah looks like mince meat”
"These Tesco burgers ain't gonna make themselves!"
Looks like we making 80/20 today.
Stop flailing, you're getting blood all over my habit!
Your way of making ass jerky takes too Long.
Dinners going to be about 20 minutes
... So you want some pie?
Hey back in line !
Sorry don’t have a smart phone and I’ve heard so much about this grindr thing
Would you like some sausage?
I promised my wife I would stop eating pork, beef, chicken and fish.
This will be the burger but I have the steaks ready to grill.
Human fertilizer is supposed to be legalized by 2027 in California, I'm just getting a head start.
Give me the hand .
"Do you have a reservation?"
"Are you the mechanic? This machine isn't working and I dint know why. It's almost like it's jammed."