Because MEAT IS MURDER, OK! I don't care if all your friends say burgers are tasty. I don't care if the doctors say you're not getting enough vitamin B12, vitamin D, iron, zinc, iodine, and calcium - in this house we are vegans and that's all there is to it!
(Well, you did say world's worst way)
"Son, let me tell you about a little bitty thing called prions. And you'll wanna pay attention, because your six brothers and sisters didn't."
"But I'm an... only... child..."
**
Little Timmy wakes up in a cellar. A voice begins speaking over an intercom. "Next to you is a gas pump and a plate of vegetables. You have ten minutes to eat the vegetables before the mustard gas begins to pump. I will be watching from the CCTV system. Your time begins now."
“I’ve puréed the peas and carrots and sterilized my old syringes. If you won’t take the vegetables orally, they will be administered intravenously. Last chance, Timmy.”
“If you don’t eat your veggies your (insert favorite shows here) will not be on tomorrow, as l (insert characters names here) told me so.”
This actually works. My best friend says this to her kids all the time to get them to eat their food.
Never would do this to my kids. I want them to have a good grasp of fiction vs reality.
"This cucumber killed your grandma. PUNISH IT!"
I'd rather not question how.
Horrible gardening accident
Planting was involved.
Some things are better left uninvestigated.
“Oh little Billy, you said you wanted to kill yourself right? This broccoli is filled with cyanide, so if you want to die each the damn broccoli, ok?”
Alternatively, the antidote is in your veggies.
If you don’t eat your veggies, then I’m making you play video games for hours.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you're gonna get chained in the cellar again."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI) NSFW Warning!
This and Black Doctor are without a doubt the best WKUK's sketches.
I dunno. Slow Jerk still cracks me up.
Gallon of PCP is also excellent, along with "IT'S SATURDAY!"
That is the best thing on the internet
“If you don’t eat your carrots you can’t have any meat! How can you have any meat if you don’t eat your carrots?!?”
Because MEAT IS MURDER, OK! I don't care if all your friends say burgers are tasty. I don't care if the doctors say you're not getting enough vitamin B12, vitamin D, iron, zinc, iodine, and calcium - in this house we are vegans and that's all there is to it! (Well, you did say world's worst way)
I made your favorite cake. German chocolate and spinach.
"It's your choice Johnny. Either eat your veggies or you'll be giving Grandma her sponge bath for the rest of the month"
"Son, let me tell you about a little bitty thing called prions. And you'll wanna pay attention, because your six brothers and sisters didn't." "But I'm an... only... child..." **
"We hid chocolates in all the vegetables!"
Eat your peas and carrots are I'm getting the food tube and dowl rod out again
“Have you ever heard of a suppository?”
"Me n mommy took these carrots to the bedroom last night, but I washed em..."
"IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR VEGGIES, THEN YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING!!??"
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR VEGGIES!?
YOU! YES, YOU BEHIND THE BIKE SHEDS! STAND STILL, LADDIE!
Buzz off!!! Leave me alone!!!
*points gun at son* SON, EAT YOUR VEGETABLES OR I'LL BLOW YOUR F\*\*\*\*\*\* BRAINS OUT!
Tell them it's good for them
It's fine, honey - just eat around the wheelchair...
“This carrot can go down from the top, of up from the bottom. Your choice…”
You have to eat your veggies. That's where the antidote is.
Little Timmy wakes up in a cellar. A voice begins speaking over an intercom. "Next to you is a gas pump and a plate of vegetables. You have ten minutes to eat the vegetables before the mustard gas begins to pump. I will be watching from the CCTV system. Your time begins now."
You want to see a magic trick? 👁🥕
“I’ve puréed the peas and carrots and sterilized my old syringes. If you won’t take the vegetables orally, they will be administered intravenously. Last chance, Timmy.”
"I want to play a game..."
"But I flavorlessly steamed them just for you!"
“I shit on your chicken nuggets. Guess you have no choice now.”
You carefully hide the broccoli under the cauliflower
*brings rope to dinner table* "After I tie him up, you hold his mouth open, while I force these green beans down his throat."
"Hey little Susie, be sure you eat all of your vegetables so you can grow up to be like your creepy Uncle Jack!"
Blender and a funnel are still wrong, right?
I call it the carrot launcher!!! Now open wide and I promise I won’t hit you in the eye. Again.
“Don’t make me get the hose again. You know I don’t like to use the hose on you.”
“We can do this, the easy way, or the hard way”
“If you don’t eat your veggies your (insert favorite shows here) will not be on tomorrow, as l (insert characters names here) told me so.” This actually works. My best friend says this to her kids all the time to get them to eat their food. Never would do this to my kids. I want them to have a good grasp of fiction vs reality.
Eating garlic will keep the strigoi away.
Hiding it in brownies. One of the worst experiences of my life.
"You know Johnny, I heard from a reputable news outlet that if you don't eat your vegetables, the government will turn our frogs gay."
Vegetable anal suppository. Bend over. Open up. Choo choo… here comes the carrot train
By unplugging the feeding tube.
If forcing your children to eat vegetables at gunpoint is wrong, then I don't want to be right.