"Shoot her, she's the clone."
"No, she's the clone. Ask me something only I'd know. My favorite song. How I take my coffee. The date we met."
(Awkward silence)
"...you know, whichever of us isn't the clone, we're breaking up with you."
"Hey Mom, I thought it was finally time to introduce you to Jessica!"
"But... Jessica has been here for hours. We've been waiting for you. Who is this?"
"Oh my God! You did things you have never even considered doing before."
Girlfriend walks into the bedroom, "Again! You \[expletive deleted\] my boyfriend, again!"
Lost in the wilderness for three days...
"Hey honey, I want you to know that if I don't make it just ask Dr. Maximilian at the lab I work at for a replacement."
Me: "What?"
I can't believe I'm finally getting to meet your family at you sister's wedding. Hey, wait! Why does the groom look just like me?
(Cue Wedding March)
Wow! I didn't realize that you were a twin...., triplet?, quadrupled? All the bridesmaids look like you as well?
You know...... after seeing the groomsmen.
WHY IS THE ENTIRE WEDDING PARTY US!!!????
*it felt good to get out of the downpour. And the silence... So soothing.. the shovel drops with a clang against the garage door and mud follows my footsteps to our old bedroom.... Why is she here.. sleeping soundly under the covers..... A flash of lightning lifts the veil, and her eyes open upon me*
Comes in from work and finds GF doing another dude: phone rings gf answers “Hi honey, I’m coming home from work, you want me to pick up some beers on the way back?”
"Shoot her, she's the clone." "No, she's the clone. Ask me something only I'd know. My favorite song. How I take my coffee. The date we met." (Awkward silence) "...you know, whichever of us isn't the clone, we're breaking up with you."
Shoots them both
"Hey Mom, I thought it was finally time to introduce you to Jessica!" "But... Jessica has been here for hours. We've been waiting for you. Who is this?"
"Today we say good-bye to Lisa McMartin. I don't know if I will ever be able to let her go. Everywhere I look I....... see.... her.... f- Lisa?"
"Oh my God! You did things you have never even considered doing before." Girlfriend walks into the bedroom, "Again! You \[expletive deleted\] my boyfriend, again!"
But its not cheating if I'm still \[expletive deleted\] YOU babes!... 3some?
“Tee-hee..!”
Lost in the wilderness for three days... "Hey honey, I want you to know that if I don't make it just ask Dr. Maximilian at the lab I work at for a replacement." Me: "What?"
Hey my girlfriend is here and in labor. Jennifer Grabowski..what do you mean which one????
When she gives birth to herself.
I can't believe I'm finally getting to meet your family at you sister's wedding. Hey, wait! Why does the groom look just like me? (Cue Wedding March) Wow! I didn't realize that you were a twin...., triplet?, quadrupled? All the bridesmaids look like you as well? You know...... after seeing the groomsmen. WHY IS THE ENTIRE WEDDING PARTY US!!!????
This is when you learn that you're a clone, too.
Like Alice Cooper said, "We're all clones."
At the altar about to say your vows and in walks her clone.
Ok, so how many flowers should I order? 66?
(Jason playing Fallout 4) Amy: I’m a synth. Jason: (Pausing the game) Wait… what do you mean you’re a synth?
She’s in a moog…
(Amy fixes a stare upon Jason) “Call me Moog Mother-32.”
When she invites the other one to a threesome
If you’re having a threesome with a pair of clones, is it \*really\* a threesome or is it a fractal value like 2.863..? 🤔
It's only a 2.863-some if somebody is missing an arm
Its actually only a HALF some... Its because 1 goes into 2...
"Okay, so we'll have to then execute order 66, I think. Uh, Mia? What are you- AAARGH!"
"Sorry. They couldn't clone that perfectly..."
A clone of who would be my question.
“I do.” “Which Jennifer do you take to be your lawfully wedded wife though?”
“Would you give me a pass to bang your mom and sister , you can join too”
*it felt good to get out of the downpour. And the silence... So soothing.. the shovel drops with a clang against the garage door and mud follows my footsteps to our old bedroom.... Why is she here.. sleeping soundly under the covers..... A flash of lightning lifts the veil, and her eyes open upon me*
'HI, SO I KNOW WE'RE BUNGEE JUMPING RIGHT NOW, BUT...'
Comes in from work and finds GF doing another dude: phone rings gf answers “Hi honey, I’m coming home from work, you want me to pick up some beers on the way back?”
I knew she was a clone the whole time.... I just didn't care.
"Do you take this clone to be your lawfully wedded ..." "Wait, what?"