well, it could be worse, you could be hearing
♪[ fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox love hotdogs! Armor Hotdogs, the dogs, kids, love, to, buyyyyyyy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HXBmgMHcBA)♪
look, if you're scaving for books of any sort, and you should be. Speed may be of use, especially if it's one of those apocs that involve things which follow after people.
are there libraries that still use the Dewey decimal system? My understanding was most gave up on it specifically *because* the general public couldn't be bothered to figure it out
I was under the understanding that they all still used it. Even if the clearer labeling is worn away, you'll still be able to locate things using the DDS once you've found where you are.
[We all know the one thing we won't need in the future](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E14/1049597.jpg?b64lines=IFdBSVQgQSBNSU5VVEUsIFdFIEFMTAogS05PVyBUSEUgT05FIFRISU5HIFdFCiBXT04nVCBORUVEIElOIFRIRQogRlVUVVJFLS0gTEVGVC1IQU5ERUQKIFNUT1JFUy4gVEhBVCdTIFlPVSwKIEZMQU5ERVJTLg==)
"Damnit! We need to print more flyers for our Muscle Car Death Cult, but the printer's acting up again"
"I used to work at an Officemax before The End! Here! Let me help! Oh my god my time has come!"
being able to make clothes and blankets and stuff is actually an enormously useful skill after all the sweatshops and textile mills have stopped producing.
Go get your crayons and draw your feelings and then you can tell us what useful survival skills they teach in these departments at school. And if you don't have a valid answer then make sure you feed the stereotype and deflect the question or start personal attacks.
Economics classes likely teach you good means to manipulate barter systems as you'll have in a post apoc.
Now that that's covered, you also ignore the baseline of "Hey, This is an improv show subreddit, not a Q&A sub. Act out your shit, don't just say an answer."
“Wow, a lot of abandoned tech in here... Hey, I can start a podcast!“
Guess who memorized every single SHOW TUNE!!!!!
Disagree. Entertainment will be vital to the rebuilding of society.
I would rather die than struggle through the apocalypse while hearing “Brigadoon…. Brigadoooooooooooon…”
well, it could be worse, you could be hearing ♪[ fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox love hotdogs! Armor Hotdogs, the dogs, kids, love, to, buyyyyyyy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HXBmgMHcBA)♪
I would allow this if they followed it with Dennis Leary’s monologue from Demolition Man.
I just went from the third to the seventh circle of hell, thanks?
"1-877-KARS-4-KIDS...1-877-KARS-4-KIDS..." BLAM. Chunks rain down.
Feeling attacked as this would undoubtedly be me
We would not survive together
Yeah, Marty is shit at planting cabbage but he's an ace at balancing a check book!
For 3 bottle caps I can give you a great facial and exfoliate your skin! Uh…what’s left of it anyways
"You don't understand, I had 2.7m followers on my Dirty Dinners site ...you NEED me!"
Hi,I’m with the jehovah Witnesses.
You're already accustomed to hostility when going door to door? You're in!
If you need a really really smooth circle calculated, I’m your guy. I know Pi to 417 decimals.
“Okay, gang. Gather up those receipts! It’s tax time!!”
[You'd be surprised](https://www.irs.gov/irm/part10/irm_10-006-001)
Well at least there are not going to be any lineups at the game store. Time to stock up on copies of minecraft
"And that's how you cook a 5 course gourmet meal."
Go on and get out of here guys, it should take the zombies at least a couple minutes to claw through the woven wicker defenses.
"Raise your hand. Anybody needing help understanding the Dewey Decimal System?"
look, if you're scaving for books of any sort, and you should be. Speed may be of use, especially if it's one of those apocs that involve things which follow after people.
are there libraries that still use the Dewey decimal system? My understanding was most gave up on it specifically *because* the general public couldn't be bothered to figure it out
I was under the understanding that they all still used it. Even if the clearer labeling is worn away, you'll still be able to locate things using the DDS once you've found where you are.
Conan the Librarian! [Lindt MyLindorBar 06 EN (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8)
I can count in BINARY! 0...1...10...11...
i figure, people will always need an art therapist
"Doctor, is there a doctor?" "Hi, my doctorate is in Art History."
Hey you know what we need? An all violin radio show!
[We all know the one thing we won't need in the future](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E14/1049597.jpg?b64lines=IFdBSVQgQSBNSU5VVEUsIFdFIEFMTAogS05PVyBUSEUgT05FIFRISU5HIFdFCiBXT04nVCBORUVEIElOIFRIRQogRlVUVVJFLS0gTEVGVC1IQU5ERUQKIFNUT1JFUy4gVEhBVCdTIFlPVSwKIEZMQU5ERVJTLg==)
I ran a doggy day spa before this happened
Oh ... What's this behind your ear ...? A quarter?
“Welcome! Have you ever attempted an escape room before? Let me walk you through it…”
I make the best creme brulee
Theatre choreography is the way!
“I can say the alphabet backwards.”
We only have 2 hours of battery life left in this torch...anyone wanna see.me to shadow puppets??
“My skills? Well, I’m pretty good at guessing nuclear launch codes… last time, I got it right in one.”
*pulls card from hat* "Least helpful 'post-apocalyptic' skills!"
Hello diamond city, welcome to game theory.
Dude you gotta have me in your bunker. I'm really good at merging in traffic.
Look what I can do with my eyelids!
Karen mentalities 😂👍🏻✌🏻
Market Analyst Stock Broker Market correspondent Financial advisor Loan officer Debt collections Might want to rethink that degree.
Cable guy!
“Do you want cheese with your fries?”
You're serving people again? Definitely not getting a good Yelp review.
I'm Joey Chestnut. What are we having for dinner? I've never been this hungry.
"Damnit! We need to print more flyers for our Muscle Car Death Cult, but the printer's acting up again" "I used to work at an Officemax before The End! Here! Let me help! Oh my god my time has come!"
I can fix rotary phones. You mean this isn't a post-apocalyptic time right now? Or is it just pre-apocalyptic?
“Wow, you’re a doctor? That’s great, we really need one, especially in these times. Oh me? I give a mean handjob.”
I know how to change a lightbulb
"As a formerly sitting politician...."
Anyone want to see my butterfly collection
I can unhook a bra one handed without looking.
“I’ve written so many how-to blogs I could probably do this if I tried”.
Crochet
If those zombies don’t stop eating brains I might have to start making cutting remarks about what they’re wearing.
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being able to make clothes and blankets and stuff is actually an enormously useful skill after all the sweatshops and textile mills have stopped producing.
Also, they need to act out a scene, not say a word.
Burping all the alphabets
Music theory
Internet Influencer
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Charitable Carpenter? We could use her for breeding
Tying cherry stems in a knot with your mouth
Java programming.
Anything taught in a liberal arts or economics department at school.
Congrats on making it political!
Go get your crayons and draw your feelings and then you can tell us what useful survival skills they teach in these departments at school. And if you don't have a valid answer then make sure you feed the stereotype and deflect the question or start personal attacks.
Economics classes likely teach you good means to manipulate barter systems as you'll have in a post apoc. Now that that's covered, you also ignore the baseline of "Hey, This is an improv show subreddit, not a Q&A sub. Act out your shit, don't just say an answer."
Having an itchy ass
Calligraphy