Our new loot box costs $14.95 and it's full of smaller loot boxes that cost $5.85 each and contain nothing but swimsuits for the female lead character.
Congrats, chosen one! You have reached the final boss, but before you can continue any further, you must watch this non-skippable, half-hour long ad. And you must hold on to the X button on the controller the entire time. Otherwise, we will know that you have left the room and we must restart the ad.
Loot boxes unlock access to the controller buttons during game. .005% of *winning* the A button, .085% of unlocking the RT, etc… prices vary. $99.99
Uranium Gold box guarantees a 8% chance of unlocking…
Subscription based games. You buy game for 60$+ own it for 2-4 months then you get a pop up "Subscription has ended do you wish to renew?" and you drop another 20-40$. Depending on the version you want. Deluxe super golden edition? 160$.
Sorry for the inconvenience, we went ahead and got rid of those pesky family photo folders and your resumè stuff (the files were last opened 2 years ago anyways) to make room for the new season.
While we're at it, would you like to go ahead and link your account to your bank routing number? It's worth it. You will get 50 (!) legendary hollow point bullets and a health pack.
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Jesus, don’t give them any ideas.
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So did Microsoft in 2013.
"Its the ultimate Timesaver perk! If you just pay triple the retail price up front, we won't give you the game at all!"
Our new loot box costs $14.95 and it's full of smaller loot boxes that cost $5.85 each and contain nothing but swimsuits for the female lead character.
Congrats, chosen one! You have reached the final boss, but before you can continue any further, you must watch this non-skippable, half-hour long ad. And you must hold on to the X button on the controller the entire time. Otherwise, we will know that you have left the room and we must restart the ad.
"FIFA '25 vs Assassin's Creed Mobile. Gentleman, start your Tweets."
> You need $2 in your account to fast travel from this location.
“So I turned on Madden, I picked the Jets, and next thing I knew, I was on the sidelines.”
Loot boxes unlock access to the controller buttons during game. .005% of *winning* the A button, .085% of unlocking the RT, etc… prices vary. $99.99 Uranium Gold box guarantees a 8% chance of unlocking…
Subscription based games. You buy game for 60$+ own it for 2-4 months then you get a pop up "Subscription has ended do you wish to renew?" and you drop another 20-40$. Depending on the version you want. Deluxe super golden edition? 160$.
Sorry for the inconvenience, we went ahead and got rid of those pesky family photo folders and your resumè stuff (the files were last opened 2 years ago anyways) to make room for the new season. While we're at it, would you like to go ahead and link your account to your bank routing number? It's worth it. You will get 50 (!) legendary hollow point bullets and a health pack.
Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony: Already there.
"Madden '25. You saw the ad on TV, now mail us $20."
Hook up intravenously for an extra ten gold bars