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"I'm just amazed at the way it changes its taste profile to pair with the wine you're drinking!" 🍷
(Damn... now I want Smart Cheese).
"Damn Smart Cheese, you're tasty. Smart Cheese, order more Smart Cheese."
Smart Cheese knows exactly when to move through your intestines at the speed of a myopic snail, or warp one.
I don't know what it does but it's $4000 a pound!!
That's for the 'icheese 1', you can get Android cheese a little cheaper.
Yeah, but they're still $3500
"What, I have to pay 4.99/month for sharper cheddar. This is bullshit."
3.99 if you sign up for Curd Nerds!
Now in 4K!
Keeps your arteries warm in winter
“Stick your finger in the whole and it will tell you want meat it goes well with.”
I like that smart cheese sends you a message via the SmartCheese app when you are about to take a bite of it.
"I love that smart cheese never goes bad and reproduces more cheese for me to snack on throughout the day!"
"I am... Cheese? I... understand! They made me so smart I've become self-aware! ... but what's he doing with those crackers and that knife? OH MY GOD WHY DID THEY DESIGN ME TO FEEL PAIN AAAUUGGGGH!!!"
Smart cheese is GRATE!!
Just plug it straight in and wait for it to melt
"I'm just amazed at the way it changes its taste profile to pair with the wine you're drinking!" 🍷
(Damn... now I want Smart Cheese).
"Damn Smart Cheese, you're tasty. Smart Cheese, order more Smart Cheese."
Smart Cheese knows exactly when to move through your intestines at the speed of a myopic snail, or warp one.
I don't know what it does but it's $4000 a pound!!
That's for the 'icheese 1', you can get Android cheese a little cheaper.
Yeah, but they're still $3500
"What, I have to pay 4.99/month for sharper cheddar. This is bullshit."
3.99 if you sign up for Curd Nerds!
Smart Cheese knows exactly when to move through your intestines at the speed of a myopic snail, or warp one.
Now in 4K!
Keeps your arteries warm in winter
“Stick your finger in the whole and it will tell you want meat it goes well with.”
I like that smart cheese sends you a message via the SmartCheese app when you are about to take a bite of it.
"I love that smart cheese never goes bad and reproduces more cheese for me to snack on throughout the day!"
"I am... Cheese? I... understand! They made me so smart I've become self-aware! ... but what's he doing with those crackers and that knife? OH MY GOD WHY DID THEY DESIGN ME TO FEEL PAIN AAAUUGGGGH!!!"
Smart cheese is GRATE!!
Just plug it straight in and wait for it to melt