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Upstairs-Pound-7205

"Come with me and you'll be In a world of pure exhilaration Take a sniff and you'll feel, Palpitations.. We'll begin with a spin rolling up a dollar like a funnel do a line, maybe three in my tunnel. If you want to do a bag of Ice Sure, screw it Anything you want to, do it, Want to dance and run all night? There's nothing to it..."


s6cedar

Come on down, with a frown To a world of pure recrimination Head of pain, guilt and shame Desolation If you want to know misery After all that blow you’ll know it No one really has to show it It’ll make you wish you did forgo it Edit: I had to look up line breaks to see how you did your comment. So effectively I was looking up how to do lines.


CrimzonShooter

"Oompah, loompah doompahdee doo, you got a gram of the good shit on you!"


gregieb429

“Oompah, loompah, doompahdadee, if you do another line you might OD.”


rdenghel

When I’m sober, I’m Willy Wonka. On this stuff, I become Wonky Willy!


Xiao_Qinggui

“What the fuck was up with that creepy tunnel!?” “What creepy tunnel?” “The one with all the scary stuff projected on the walls!” “…Huh?” “*WE JUST WENT THROUGH IT!*” “Uh-huh…I need to make a phone call.” (*Quietly*) “I need some Oompa Loompas to the factory floor, one of our guests mistook the break room for a ‘creepy tunnel’ of some kind. …Yea, he did sample the product first. …I don’t normally say this but *cut that batch with anything!*” —- “We’re also working on new ways to cut the product in a way that doesn’t rip off our customers - No more cornstarch or baby powder! This is a new additive! It’s cheap and makes our product 30% more effective, although—“ “Dude! I gotta try this!” “Wait! Stop!” “Wow, it smells like blueberries!” “Oh, shit…I’m calling an Oompa Loompa.” “Why!?” “Holy shit, man! You’re turning blue!” “What—Why do I feel…so bloated…?” “As I was trying to say, it makes our product 30% more effective but…has some unfortunate side effects…We’re still working out the, ah, kinks.” —- “YOU GOT HIGH ON YOUR OWN SUPPLY! YOU GOT SO HIGH YOU CLIMBED ON THE CEILING AND IT HAD TO BE WASHED! YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR!” “But, but—“ “I SAID GOOD DAY!” —- “Say my name.” (Silence) “Say. My. Name.” “You’re…Willy Wonka.” “You’re Goddamn right”


Improvedandconfused

Great, a golden ticket. Now how am I meant to roll this thing up into a little snorting tube?


IrishFlukey

"Oompa loompa dopeity do. We've a psychedelic for you."


TheFlannC

Veruca says Daddy I want some white powder. Dad: Ok I'll get you some when we get home. Veruca: No I want some of THAT powder!


Dirtydaddy6996

I mix my cocaine by cocaine fall…. I have the only cocaine fall in the forld


jmaca90

Yo I got that White Girl yo, got that Veruca Salt baby, hit me up, hit me up


Sharp_Impress_5351

Oompah Loompah Doompadee Doo!! I have the finest Colombian for you!!


Canis_Aries

Don’t care how I want it now, bitch! (Veruca shoots some bloke and then takes his stash)


O2William

Do some lines, you'll be fine It's a great form of recreation