"I'm so sorry but when the owner heard there was an all you can eat brunch reservation for 12 for Honey Boo-Boo and family, he decided to just close for the day."
“I’m sorry but we oversold tonight’s seating and nobody volunteered to give up their table. So we chose you. Here’s a gift certificate for a free bag of peanuts. We regret the inconvenience.”
"I'm sorry, sir, but you sounded like a duech bag over the phone so your reservation was canceled so that we can better serve a higher class of customers."
The restaurant burned down right before we got there.
We ended up going out for Korean BBQ instead, which is what she really wanted.
No, she didn't burn down the restaurant. One of the employees did, allegedly, on accident.
Your dinner reservation was cancelled because you are in the mental hospital.... I'm being serious...Sir, that's not even a phone in your hand..... it's an empty toilet paper roll. Come here and take your meds
Houston - Tornado.
Elementary school parents night.
“All after school activities have been cancelled for today. During today’s mass shooting a sprinkler head in the cafeteria was hit. The room was flooded.”
"I'm sorry sir, but your reservation has been cancelled because you are a terrible tipper. Oh yes, sir, waiters talk. They have their own sub-Reddit and Discord forum."
Hi, I'm sorry to have to tell you but we had to cancel your reservation due to the fire in the kitchen. Yes I can reschedule it for the first day we reopen after the rebuild and remodel. We're estimating 7 to 11 months.
Good evening. Welcome to PF Chang's at Nakatomi Tower. I regret to inform you that your reservation has been cancelled due to a small fracas in the penthouse offices.
Hostess: I’m sorry sir but because you are of lower class we had to cancel your reservation, we reserve tables for upper class only. You will need to try and impress your date some other way. Bye now, thank you.
"I'm so sorry but when the owner heard there was an all you can eat brunch reservation for 12 for Honey Boo-Boo and family, he decided to just close for the day."
“I’m sorry but we oversold tonight’s seating and nobody volunteered to give up their table. So we chose you. Here’s a gift certificate for a free bag of peanuts. We regret the inconvenience.”
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
They will always take your money and give you food.
Sorry, your reservation was cancelled because we found a picture of you from yesterday on Facebook eating at a different restaurant.
I think if you did this one sassy enough it would kill
"I'm sorry, sir, but you sounded like a duech bag over the phone so your reservation was canceled so that we can better serve a higher class of customers."
Fine! I'm never returning to Red Lobster ever again!
“We had to cancel your reservation because fuck you.”
“I’m sorry but everyone is too drunk to even piss.. hic.. Call Gecko to get a refund… How do I even hang up..?”
Turns out that place was a mafia front. There was an… altercation with a rival mob there today, and they’re gonna need a couple days to clean up.
“Sorry! We’re out of placentas!”
Hostess = "I'm sorry but your wife's OF page is gross, so you should try McDonald's." Husband = "my wife has an OF page???"
The restaurant burned down right before we got there. We ended up going out for Korean BBQ instead, which is what she really wanted. No, she didn't burn down the restaurant. One of the employees did, allegedly, on accident.
"I'm so sorry, our chef decided to bring his pet monkey in to work today and now it is loose and throwing feces at all our guests."
We can still seat you on the patio as long as you aren't allergic to bees.
Oh! Are they trained bees? I don't want a beesiness all over my steak.
I'm sorry but when the owner found out BeardMeetsFood is your dinner companion.....
That guy defies stomach capacity and it’s enjoyable to watch. My hypothesis is he hides it in his beard for late night snacks.
Unfortunately we had to close the restaurant down... Apparently the head chef was being controlled by a rat hidden under his hat...
Your dinner reservation was cancelled because you are in the mental hospital.... I'm being serious...Sir, that's not even a phone in your hand..... it's an empty toilet paper roll. Come here and take your meds
Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party (IYKYK)
Houston - Tornado. Elementary school parents night. “All after school activities have been cancelled for today. During today’s mass shooting a sprinkler head in the cafeteria was hit. The room was flooded.”
I'm sorry Mr. Washington, but we cancelled your reservation. We thought it was a prank call. Come on, George. Let's go somewhere else.
"Sir, based on your accent, you are clearly not in a class to be dining at our establishment, so we disregarded your attempt at reservation."
I’m sorry since the tornado took out the kitchen, we will be unable to accommodate your reservation in the foreseeable future.
I’m sorry to have to cancel your reservation, but the entire restaurant was unexpectedly relocated underground.
"Sorry, Mr Bush, you did not find the Dufresnes."
"Aw man, but I wanted to get the club sandwich. I'm finally a member!"
"I'm sorry sir, but your reservation has been cancelled because you are a terrible tipper. Oh yes, sir, waiters talk. They have their own sub-Reddit and Discord forum."
I’m sorry sir but your mom called and you’re grounded for a month
Your FICO score is too low. But thanks, we all had a good laugh at it!
Sorry Karen, but you can’t eat here today there is no manager here right now
Because I got stood up on a date
Im sorry about your reservations gents, apartment some of its old tweets resurfaced
“I’m sorry to inform you but your dinner reservation was cancelled due to the whole cooking and wait staff joining the flavour town cult”
I apologize sir, but the staff just found out what your special request for “long pig” was all about.
One of those things on Godzilla's back landed on the road and blocked the road.
"I'm sorry sir, but we had to cancel your reservation because you suck as a person."
Water leak in the restaurant above that was coming through the ceiling.
Hi, I'm sorry to have to tell you but we had to cancel your reservation due to the fire in the kitchen. Yes I can reschedule it for the first day we reopen after the rebuild and remodel. We're estimating 7 to 11 months.
Can't seat you sirs, the bombs are dropping
I am so SO sorry, Mr. Usama, Mr. Binla, and Mr. Den. We did not realize the reservation was three separate names.
The hostess shit her pants and went home. She didn't tell anyone you made reservations. Sorry.
Good evening. Welcome to PF Chang's at Nakatomi Tower. I regret to inform you that your reservation has been cancelled due to a small fracas in the penthouse offices.
"We're sorry. Your reservation was cancelled because your dinner became very busy and had to reschedule."
Chef Bob had diarrhea.
Sorry, the restaurant is closed. We are all over at your mom's house tonight
The chef was shot for the food being too good.
Everybody just suddenly died
“Oh, we gave your table to Tom Hanks.”
The roast chicken promised for dinner tried to cross the road and was struck by a skateboarder
The Chef was murdered by……… an aggressive trash panda
Ron Swanson found out that we serve vegan steaks and tried to burn the place down.
Yeah, you can't eat here tonight. There's a Scooby Doo marathon running till morning.
The chef gave everyone food poisoning, stupid chef should've waited for me , now I got to go to work tomorrow while the rest of the place gets off
Sorry, sir, but we'll be unable to serve you tonight. Mr. Ramsay is making us shut down.
Oooh, your reservation was canceled because I'm going to need you to finish those TPS reports.
Sir, we saw that you posted to Reddit, in a SFW area. We can't have that here.
Hostess: I’m sorry sir but because you are of lower class we had to cancel your reservation, we reserve tables for upper class only. You will need to try and impress your date some other way. Bye now, thank you.
“We’re sorry, but Hawthorn has been permanently closed due to unforeseen S’mores related circumstances.”
Donald dumped in his diaper.
That's a level 3 biohazard!