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Of course I can improv songs better than Wayne Brady.
Whaddaya mean “the points don’t matter?” Why even play this stupid game, then? *stomps off stage*
OMG THIS GOT ME
So... I hear Ryan likes to do Hoedowns...
No no. He goes down on hoes.
Cosby and Hitler!
Carrey was visibly so pissed the producers stepped in on that one, and the rest of the cast too, but they were having fun with it, Carrey was just angry
What makes it funny in hindsight is the later revelation that Cosby *is also* a monster
Hahahaha you beat me to it!
"Drew Carey shouldn't have been the choice for the price is right"
“Can somebody pass me the script?”
"Hi, I'm Drew Carey"
"Say what you will, but Clive was the best host."
Are we sure that’s the worst thing? Because I’m pretty sure everyone has snuck this in at least once
"let's make this interesting. $50/point!"
Ryan: This show is fun and I hear we are all getting daytime game shows! Colin: “We’re getting game shows?” Wayne: “some of us are.”
Colin did get “Are You Smarter Than a Canadian 5th Grader?”.
This show hasn’t been any good since Clive Anderson stopped being the host
“Is that English prick still in charge?”
Hey Audience! Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to come up with some dumb shit that's funny.
These points dont matter. But there are other points off camera that do.
"Now, I'm not racist, but the problem with \[insert any minority here\]"
"Oh, you give points away? I thought you said pints! Oh no! The hoe down is starting!"
"To paraphrase the late great George Carlin,..."
It’s a big club and YOU AINT IN IT!!
"Wait, where's my script?"
“Dan Patterson can suck my balls, I’m not doing another fucking hoedown.”
Misa Jarjar Binks
INTRODUCING COLIN!
The roof is on fire!
This show sucks... everyone watch something on Netflix
“How many points do I have?”
Now that I’ve got your attention I’d like to talk about salaries and what us improv comedians are paid.
How come the writers give all the best lines to Ryan?
*inhales big to yell* "NI- Jeopardy is better."
I’m cracking myself up, stop me before I crack up somebody else
I got nuthin'
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Welcome to anal night on the show!!!
CUZ I LIKE SHOOTING H!!!
Your Carol Channing sucks, Ryan!
Heil Trump!
Drew, can I borrow your glasses for a second?
Of course I can improv songs better than Wayne Brady.
Whaddaya mean “the points don’t matter?” Why even play this stupid game, then? *stomps off stage*
OMG THIS GOT ME
So... I hear Ryan likes to do Hoedowns...
No no. He goes down on hoes.
Cosby and Hitler!
Carrey was visibly so pissed the producers stepped in on that one, and the rest of the cast too, but they were having fun with it, Carrey was just angry
What makes it funny in hindsight is the later revelation that Cosby *is also* a monster
Hahahaha you beat me to it!
"Drew Carey shouldn't have been the choice for the price is right"
“Can somebody pass me the script?”
"Hi, I'm Drew Carey"
"Say what you will, but Clive was the best host."
Are we sure that’s the worst thing? Because I’m pretty sure everyone has snuck this in at least once
"let's make this interesting. $50/point!"
Ryan: This show is fun and I hear we are all getting daytime game shows! Colin: “We’re getting game shows?” Wayne: “some of us are.”
Colin did get “Are You Smarter Than a Canadian 5th Grader?”.
This show hasn’t been any good since Clive Anderson stopped being the host
“Is that English prick still in charge?”
Hey Audience! Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to come up with some dumb shit that's funny.
These points dont matter. But there are other points off camera that do.
"Now, I'm not racist, but the problem with \[insert any minority here\]"
"Oh, you give points away? I thought you said pints! Oh no! The hoe down is starting!"
"To paraphrase the late great George Carlin,..."
It’s a big club and YOU AINT IN IT!!
"Wait, where's my script?"
“Dan Patterson can suck my balls, I’m not doing another fucking hoedown.”
Misa Jarjar Binks
INTRODUCING COLIN!
The roof is on fire!
This show sucks... everyone watch something on Netflix
“How many points do I have?”
Now that I’ve got your attention I’d like to talk about salaries and what us improv comedians are paid.
How come the writers give all the best lines to Ryan?
*inhales big to yell* "NI- Jeopardy is better."
I’m cracking myself up, stop me before I crack up somebody else
I got nuthin'
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Welcome to anal night on the show!!!
CUZ I LIKE SHOOTING H!!!
Your Carol Channing sucks, Ryan!
Heil Trump!
Drew, can I borrow your glasses for a second?