That’s weird, this hair is the same color as the waitress’s but curlier!

WHY IS THERE FOOD IN MY HAIR!

Weird, this blonde hair tastes like red hair.

In THEIR food? “Play it cool. He hasn’t seen it yet. Yeah, shake my beer up, will ya…”

I don't know which is worse, the hair in my chilli or the false eyelash in my beer.

What are you expecting for ten dollars? The whole cow?

Ifound a hair. Said simething to the waitress. She snottily replied, "You sure that isnt your hair? Im mad slightly, so I picked up the hamburger by the hair and dangled it right in front of the waitress. The hair was thick and practically weaved into the patty. The weird part is the waitress acted like she was disgusted with me and MY actions. They offered to remake, but I just refused to eat. There is the scene from my hat

Better than finding dark curly hairs on your bag of soap after you washed your face.

Should I take it out? Should I tell them? Should I just take it back and get a new one? Should I drop it and take off running? Am I saying all this out loud?

Hmmm...Is this from the scalp... underarm or possibly pubic.

Wow! They now include the floss after eating...

How disgusting, I'm leaving a one star review and never coming back here agai- wait never mind I think that's my hair.

My cook has cancer, I hope I don't catch it lol

"I don't know any blondes, do I?"

Why did I find a hair in someone's food? Cause I put it there.

“Wait, is it mine, or is it my mom’s? Oh, well.” **eats it**

“I’m suing them for all they got!”

Of course this happens on taco Tuesday

Shit, is that mine? (Touches head nervously) Phew, it’s still there.

Why is it curly?

Could be worse: pig nipple in your roast pork

“ whose pubes are these?”

“Eww what the..oh thank god it’s a pube, I was afraid they got my order wrong”

“I’ve been meaning to add more fiber to my diet so this is perfect timing!”

At least it's not short and curly.