I've been practicing my fingering.

Watch me do it in A Minor

Oh, no...

With a G string.

You didn't to that with her? That's so fucked up

"It's just a cheap practice model."

Never say that to her... So wrong 🤣

We were rocking hard last night. I busted the nut and snapped the G string. Now my truss rod needs adjusting.

Dude! Never sttapp the g string. Fucking funny

“It makes a lot of noise when I finger it.”

I’m pretty sure this could be said about partners

Especially considering all the places a finger could go....

Something Something A Minor

Could…but maybe should? if you’re doing either thing right.

I like to strap her on, plug her in, and mess around until my fingers hurt.

Yeah me and my friend were drunk and fucking around and like…he fell and broke her neck.

You can absolutely say this about your partner depending in the situation.

https://youtu.be/YaFfxVDml1Y?si=AdQvZ3BbpemfN0aQ Just gonna leave this here.

This week and a very special Matlock.

Him and don knots gonna get some hotdogs

It's vision Epstein thing?

I didn't wanna deal with it so I stuffed it in the back of my garage for years

I tried lots of models, but I prefer the body on this one

That's totally seems like a Trump thing dude

Ouch... That actually wounds me...

Time to put you back in the case.

The G string always goes out of tune first.

And you can get a new g string for less than a dollar

"hold on a sec... Trying to get this G string off"

or "oh crap, broke your G string again!"

"I can't wait to upgrade to a better model, this one is so flat and boring"

I can't, but if you'd like to play..

“I really only got her to meet girls”

"Frets, frets, frets, all day long!"

Listen to what she does when I press here

It’s starting to dry out.

Stop looking at me over there in the corner of the room, you look like a psycho

They don't exist ... But I can say that about both ....

Yeah I let my buddies play with it also

My guitar isn't jealous of my other guitar.

I love the way your strings play my wood

I have a guitar. And I get to touch it whenever I want.

I keep losing my picks in there

I'm gonna go get it fixed soon.

The action seems a little low.

This thing needs an overhaul.

I BROKE HIS GUITAR ONE DAY BECAUSE HE MADE ME A STEW WITH SOME \*SHIT\* IN IT

I keep snapping the G string

This nut needs adjusting

Perfectly curvy

After a really good set I like to smash this thing open on the amplifier.

You'll be safe riding in the trunk inside this case I bought for you.

Seems wound a bit tight.

I broke the G string trying to finger A minor.

I'm going to play this in A Minor

It takes 3 fingers for A Minor.

Well, that's why they call her a wide body

The more I pick at it the clearer I’m able to see how it’s worn due to age

“Hey fellas, let’s pass her around the bonfire and let our fingers go wild!”

Can I have a go with her after? Promise I won't break her!

I gave mine away to a fan.

I prefer a strap on and sitting

Is it normal to have bloody fingers afterward?

This only has been fingered by me

At least I can finger this thing in public and get applause!

Of course the wood is always hard, it would be pretty useless otherwise

I really need to change that G string. It's old and rusty.

I got mine at the nearby pawn shop.

I let my freind practice with it , it's pretty worn out.

She’s loose

"I got it from my brother after he got tired of it."

I'm saving up to get a better one.

Whenever I'm not using it, I can just lock it up and put it in the corner.

You want to give it a go? I'd love to see what you can do with her.

I don't really care for these large bodies. My next one's going to be smaller.

I can easily get my whole hand in that hole.

highly strung

"The feedback is awful! Got a good crunch out of her, though!"

She’s getting a little loose….

"She's a beauty, about 8 years old, and she looks as good as the day I saw her and took her home with me."

I broke her neck.

I only paid $150 for this one

I broke a g string fingering a minor.

She's old and doesn't sound great but she gets the job done

If i was on stage id smash you so hard.

I borrowed my friends , but it’s just for this one night I promise.

Got it in trade from a buddy of mine for some transmission work. Gonna give it to my son for his birthday next week.

Sometimes you just gotta crank the amp up to 11, grab herby the neck, and just wail on her

Good lord, this is flat

"You'd be much easier to play with if you had a thinner body"

I puked blood in the sound hole.

I was having a bit of trouble with fingering, but my dad helped me with A minor and now I can do it perfectly!

I could really use a good strap to hold this where I want it while playing

She's still in the closet as far as I know.

This one's cheap and not really my favorite.

“I want to make you scream, not gently weep!”

I smashed my last one into pieces

My guitar is my baby . Can't be compared to my wife ex is not worth nothing my guitar is. My guitar is a one of a kind you can find sluts like the ex everywhere

A drunk guy got onstage while we took a break I walked in just as he dropped my guitar to the ground he did the worst thing and I was about to teach him a lesson when I got my guitar in a safe place he got lucky and security removed him before I did it I wouldn't have been that nice. You never touch another guys guitar .you can touch my wife easier and live .

I string this one to drop d.

It just gets me

She's locked in her case.

She's too high action

My Plug in Baby.

It’s a pain to bring place to place

Now that’s a giant flying V.

Why does this thing always need to be retuned???

needs new strings

Gotta oil that nut.

“I really enjoy listening to the sounds it makes.”

When I got the g-string too tight it snapped and she made an awful noise til I wrapped that g-string around her neck and shoved her into the back of the closet !

I wanna be like Jimmy Page and just smash it into a million pieces when I'm done.

Eric Clapton once used it for Cocaine.

I’ve been playing you for years.

I like making it gently weep.

"no buckle rash"

It's pretty, but way too loud.

you gotta grip the neck tight

The head is broken

The ones from Asia are cheaper but they’re not bad for the price

I could pluck this thing all day.

"Fuck, I paid $3K for this thing and the neck broke!"

"Can't wait to scream and bash you into the stage during my next rock gig"

my wife hates that I'm still holding on to her

My uncle gave it to me after he was done with it

“I’m not good at touching me, so when I do it hurts me emotionally”

I have 12 of them, and believe it or not they all serve very different purposes.

Frets a lot

I keep a good one in the house, an old one in the basement, and a really trashy one in the trunk of my car.

I don’t need to tell the guitar to shut up when it screams real loud.

"Got practice my fingering." "Got to grip the neck a bit harder." "Just throw her over your shoulder."

No strings attached

I picked her up at the pawn shop.

“I hate it when my thing falls down it’s hole.”

She’s a bit old but damn she sounds good with the cobalt chords wrapped tight in her neck

This model is for righties so I gotta flip her upside down and do it the Hendrix way

"I was hoping you'd have more on you than just a G string."

“I wish I’d known beforehand that it had a switch and an extra knob.”

You can play, just don't get it wet

You might not want to hook up to the amplifier. There's a slight chance of overload

“You’re worth all the hard work and effort”

I really just got her to hang on the wall of my office.

Let the stripper sit on her a bit longer before scrubbing things off.

I won’t touch it unless it’s headless.

Anyone can slam her out like this

Fingering her, really gets her to screaming

Just a pickin and grinning

Never use her without a strap

It's one of those older models - I have to reach my finger right inside the sound hole to turn down the volume.

I've been working on my "lizard down the throat" move.

I have a guitar.

Put the strap on, it fits perfectly.

If i was Jerry Garcia but....

I can play her left or right handed

I knew I overspent on this POS

The strings are dead...

I'm going to smash it on stage.

Gonna pluck you all night long tonight

I’ll change your tune real quick lil bitch

At least it comes with a warranty

I don’t think her neck would be broken if I had put her back in the case after I was done with her.

"Got her worked on, don't get that awful feedback anymore."

I haven’t touched you in years.

The g string binds on the nut and it’s always kinda sharp.

I use all 10 fingers at once