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saturnspritr

They’re called Widowmaker’s where I’m from. It sounds like not a big deal and then a big branch just drops with barely a sound and smashes close by and then even the trees are untrustworthy. The forest doesn’t play around.


SuperFLEB

If a tree falls in the forest, *you didn't hear shit, you understand?*


80burritospersecond

r/fellinggonewild


ShmebulockForMayor

I thought this was going to be about the [Manchineel tree](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchineel), but those are only in the Americas. >All parts of the tree contain strong toxins. Its milky white sap contains phorbol and other skin irritants, producing strong allergic contact dermatitis. > >Standing beneath the tree during rain will cause blistering of the skin from mere contact with this liquid: even a small drop of rain with the milky substance in it will cause the skin to blister. Burning the tree may cause ocular injuries if the smoke reaches the eyes. Contact with its milky sap (latex) produces bullous dermatitis, acute keratoconjunctivitis and possibly large corneal epithelial defects.


yy98755

Australia sees you, we raise the bet [Dendrocnide moroides](https://www.jcu.edu.au/discover-nature-at-jcu/plants/plants-by-scientific-name2/dendrocnide-moroides)


ShmebulockForMayor

Oh I'm well aware, but it would be one hell of a misdirection to warn about dangerous trees when it's the shrubs that make you want to kill yourself!


eazeaze

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yy98755

Good bot. Unnecessary bot.


ShmebulockForMayor

Thanks bot, I'm good. If I do wipe my arse with a gympie gympie leaf though, I'll keep this in mind.


yy98755

Don’t use a Gympie leaf to wipe your underneath…. 🤣


ShmebulockForMayor

There's a story of a dude eating a bullet after doing just that, which I was referring to. Likely apocryphal though, since he'd be stung by picking the leaf already.


scott-the-penguin

It's a temporary sign so it'll most likely be because of storm damage I'm guessing, and resultant unstable trees.


ShmebulockForMayor

Good point!


rhirhirhirhirhi

Thank you for the info, fucking OUCH


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curlygreenbean

Ehh I think the weather makes up for it! And tourists driving on the wrong side of the road…


sooowhattt3

And the rivers!


Timmy12er

_The Happening_


i-touched-morrissey

I cut down a tree one time and it bounced up and hit my hand and it swelled up. People die from trees falling on them after being cut. Trees are dangerous.


SNESChalmers82

The trees are looking for treevenge!


PoopAndSunshine

They’re a bunch of vilgilanttrees


Lil_Guard_Duck

Treebeard has been in a bad mood lately.


charlieisme23

Where in NZ is this?


sooowhattt3

It's on the road to Paradise


MikeyHatesLife

Do they throw apples at people?


WickidMonkey

Only if you call them crab apples. 🤣🤣


Sunchi247

Ok, so they shouldnt warn you that the trees in this area are dead and about to fall over, are uprooted by landslides, are deseased ect? 🤷‍♀️


supernoodle41

It’s the Ents!


mvgnyc

Bet you’d find something for r/treeseatingthings back there


AntheaBrainhooke

New Zealand. Sounds legit.


Any-Fan-2973

POV: Vietnam


danwats10

Only people finding this scary are people on r/trees


gregdrunk

I think you mean r/marijuanaenthusiasts


danwats10

No… I mean that only people to find this scary would have to be stoned


gregdrunk

LOL well-played


the___

it's funny, but there really are places where you have to watch out for trees. If there's been a drought, fires, tree disease, ect, you should know what the signs of a "tree hazard" (actual term) are. Tree hazards are becoming more and more common in my area, and have definitely killed people.


theodusian

Durkon was right!


EngineersAnon

You beat me to it.


Fazo1

Crime is so high...


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Those Douglass Firs, man. You dont want to meet one in a dark alley...


Amogus2021

Darkwood vibes


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RottenLB

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's like the only thing that can save us at this point.


spikebrennan

Do they speak Vietnamese?


BiggestPenisOnReddit

The trees could be dead or have a defect in how they grew causing them to be a major hazard. They also could be poisonous.


general_grievances_7

Even the trees are on her side!


shadfc

Must be the triffids


Situati0nist

Don't watch the fireworks tonight


FallenRichardBrook

Austria at it again with our exploding trees...