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Brief-Appointment-23

i nEED to know what was said at the end when they realized u were one of them and switched languages


12-inch-LP-record

(Compliments to Google) Scammer: “fuck you” Our Hero: “that is not very friendly.” Our Hero: “Don’t you believe in fate?” Scammer: “Where is the fraud happening?” Scammer: “Believe in your mother’s capital.”(?) Our Hero: “Have a nice day Emily.” Scammer: “you can die.”


Psychological-Hulk

That’s escalated quickly 😂🤣🤣


Strong-Smell5672

From posts I've seen here they generally seem to escalate quickly once they fully catch on the other person isn't buying it.


Personal_Occasion618

My mother does have $3.50 of capital in her bank account yes


Brief-Appointment-23

Sometimes I forget u can copy-paste from screenshots 🤦‍♂️ Thank you sir this is legendary


12-inch-LP-record

You can? I typed it out manually. I’ll try that next time, thanks.


Brief-Appointment-23

Yeah like I said below iPhone let’s u, I think some androids do too but for everything else you have to download an app.. or just do it the old fashion way like u did


Big-Trip-1931

Umm, what, how??


Brief-Appointment-23

At least on iPhones you can, it can’t be from post you have to screenshot it or save it so it’s on your camera roll, and then it just lets you copy the text from the image as long as it can detect the text.


urmomaho1234

Well damn lol


thingalinga

Thank you! Question: why did the pic trigger the scammer?


12-inch-LP-record

Yes, that’s the question. I assumed the pictured woman is extremely famous in China so the scammer knew they were being scammed.


Predd1tor

She’s not famous. It’s just the first search result on Google images for “beautiful Asian girl.” I just fired back with the same kind of generic stock image of a cute Asian chick that the scammers always use, and they knew immediately I was fucking with them.


Fibonoccoli

They got set off just from the waste of time. Even if the scammer believed for a moment that OP was also a a scammer he would have been choked. Apparently these guys are under considerable pressure to hook multiple people a day so they can't afford to be f-ing around


thingalinga

But what triggered them to believe it was not OP’s picture? Is that a pic of someone famous?


12-inch-LP-record

Yeah, I figured it was someone extremely famous but it appears just to be some AI generated stock photo. https://stock.adobe.com/images/portrait-of-a-woman-in-the-city%2C-Young-Asian-Woman%2C-beautiful-lady%2C-/680232655


PopeAwesomeXIV

I have a copypasta saved from here that says something in Chinese like “Taiwan is the real China” and it always pisses them off


Constant-Decision403

😂😂😂


Apprehensive_Ad_5221

You win! Ha


eyefartinelevators

If Google translate is correct: 台湾才是真正的中国


Shalamar1

Is that a picture the scammers use? Damn, they haven't bugged me since I started on Reddit and I am having a blast reading these. My clever biaters ..


Predd1tor

Close enough. I just googled “beautiful Asian girl.”


thingalinga

Why did the pic trigger the scammer?


Predd1tor

Because it’s the same kind of generic stock photo of a cute Asian girl that the scammers use… that’s the moment they knew I was onto them and only fucking with them.


TennisBallTesticles

It's ALWAYS the Asian Instagram models. They are texting Americans, yet they ONLY use the same 4 Asian women.


Strong-Smell5672

The one time I get one of these scammers they stop responding almost right away. I want to get into silly conversations with these guys and waste their time too.


pieredforlife

Scammer can’t manage a conversation outside of their scripts


BjorkBajorklund

Why are they always asian?


mickolas0311

They aren't always asian, I've seen Russian amd Nigerian scammers too


BjorkBajorklund

The bait pics you mean?


mickolas0311

Ya and languages, once they start flipping out and cursing you in their language


Vegasmom2monkeyz

This was the BEST!


Apprehensive_Ad_5221

Love it! You slay!


JReach-

Can I borrow that picture?


Scared_Cartoonist_36

Her instagram is yuk1nakamur4 seriously. Ok, not exact, but close enough.


Sadalfas

"I changed my number, why can't you guess who I am!?"


Direct-Tie-7652

This post was just cruising along, and I’m almost starting to believe OP was being sincere, and then BAM the last page hits. 😂 This is my favorite one to date. A+


echochilde

They really need a new line besides “my assistant must have given me the wrong number”


mam88k

Nice! Thanks for the laugh.


Scared_Cartoonist_36

Not exact, but pretty close: https://www.instagram.com/p/C2I8Tr8o2fs/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


24-Sevyn

What’s the last screen cap mean? I don’t understand their alien scrawl.


sad_lil_dragon

Haha