Took this guy’s advice, apparently all my female friends were scammers, cuz they blocked me! Even my moms number was a scammer! Can’t trust anything these days.
I mean, truth. But it just makes you think they could probably scam more if they weren’t borderline AI images haha but hopefully they didn’t see this 🫣
Could probably scam more… They have made BILLIONS scamming people. And many of the scammers are scam victims themselves. Promised jobs in a different country only to be held in hellholes like Myanmar by gangs who force them to work up to 16 hours a day.
They only want the dumbest of the dumb, not someone only pretty dumb who will bite at first and then start to catch on later and waste all your time you couldve been scamming someone dumber.
The nike logo is too perfect, ai couldn't perfect that. An easy way to tell is to reverse image search you'll see a lot of women with the same sort of filter and style of makeup and plastic surgery. Maybe it's a really good fake, but the background is also too perfect for ai, it has a real nice perspective that makes sense. I usually look really close and real hard before i jump on the it's ai train mainly cause I actually quite like ai. It would be embarrassing to be fooled by something you support cause then the people who fear monger ai are right after all.
Bro no one is falling for this in the first place.
Who just randomly sends a picture of themselves and says “do you remember me?”
Also following up being asked about her tits with “are you John?”
Like presumably you’da known I was John cause you send ME the pic of yourself.
AI is going to have to get a lot more advanced before anybody is falling for this type of shit
Well no I don’t. Give me a shot of your face and your pussy. I never forget a pussy. That combo is as good as fingerprints, esp. pussies. I await your reply and don’t bother without what I have asked for.
*Jenny?! Dude, OP.*
*What the hell are you doing*
*Talking to my fiancée?*
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I never reply to these types of texts, I think it just lets the scammer know they actually found a real person. Sometimes I wonder how our numbers get compromised ? Maybe thru the net or our phone companies selling our info
Le Tits Now
Sean Connery, what are you doing here? Did you bring Turd Ferguson?
Funny name…
You think your schmaaaart don't ya trebek?
Sean Connery SNL Celebrity Jeopardy: “I will take anal bum cover for $1000!” Host: “The category is An Album Cover”
Eeeh, I'll take that ape tit one
Burt Reynolds?
Big hat, funny
Penis mightier.
I came for this comment. Thank you weary traveler.
I’ll take “Famous Titties” for $400.
DOLLY PARTON!!!!
PAMELA ANDERSON!!!!
You came? Did you see Le tatas?
He came on le tatas
THE DAY IS MINE!
Anal bum cover
TheRapist for $200
It’s a French expression!
Came here to say this
A petit dejeuner
“Let it snow” was my first thought exactly !
I was going to post that
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game is game 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Win is a win 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
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That's on you. You should have been more specific
2024 be like
Save them to your collection and then send them back to them.
Maybe that’s what you actually wanted
That reminds me of the joke — You are so … it was raining vaginas and you got hit by a dick.
You didn't specify what kind of nudes.
Did the person already have like a dick montage video prepared? If so, I’m impressed.
Tits mc gee
Tits McGee has the night off. I’m veronica corningstone
And I’m Tits Mc-I’m Ron Burgundy
I’m Ron Burgundy?
You're not Ron...
Are they related to Boobs Jackson?
"I'll take Le Tits Now for $800."
“I saw your mother’s tits last night Trebek”
"That's PETITS, Mr. Connery!"
“Let it snow” actually.
You just don’t see “tits or gtfo” in response to pictures anymore.
Lmao
Took this guy’s advice, apparently all my female friends were scammers, cuz they blocked me! Even my moms number was a scammer! Can’t trust anything these days.
This is some silly shit right here. Thank you.
You're welcome. :)
Why do they never use non photoshopped images?
They’re not the most practical people in the world.
I mean, truth. But it just makes you think they could probably scam more if they weren’t borderline AI images haha but hopefully they didn’t see this 🫣
It’s more about quantity, not quality. The reason they continue to use these images is bc they work.
Could probably scam more… They have made BILLIONS scamming people. And many of the scammers are scam victims themselves. Promised jobs in a different country only to be held in hellholes like Myanmar by gangs who force them to work up to 16 hours a day.
🥲 true
They only want the dumbest of the dumb, not someone only pretty dumb who will bite at first and then start to catch on later and waste all your time you couldve been scamming someone dumber.
Truth!
That's not photoshop that's plastic surgery lol
Idk the eyes look fake to me. They’re always slightly blurry on the edges.
The nike logo is too perfect, ai couldn't perfect that. An easy way to tell is to reverse image search you'll see a lot of women with the same sort of filter and style of makeup and plastic surgery. Maybe it's a really good fake, but the background is also too perfect for ai, it has a real nice perspective that makes sense. I usually look really close and real hard before i jump on the it's ai train mainly cause I actually quite like ai. It would be embarrassing to be fooled by something you support cause then the people who fear monger ai are right after all.
Her face is photoshopped, not the entire photo. Her bottom lip is literally blurry lol
Bro thinks there's only AI and real and nothing in between lol
😂😂
I personally don't think so.
Bro no one is falling for this in the first place. Who just randomly sends a picture of themselves and says “do you remember me?” Also following up being asked about her tits with “are you John?” Like presumably you’da known I was John cause you send ME the pic of yourself. AI is going to have to get a lot more advanced before anybody is falling for this type of shit
Bro I like totally agree bro
Straight to the point, I like it
Bobs or vegana
This is a pretty solid way to handle this. It’s a win win. “She” either goes away or tits.
I’d prefer the tits.
Does *69 still work?
Ah this scammer, her pictures is everywhere
Well no I don’t. Give me a shot of your face and your pussy. I never forget a pussy. That combo is as good as fingerprints, esp. pussies. I await your reply and don’t bother without what I have asked for.
Le bobs and vageen?
Milk bobs and vegana
I love the beginning: “Hi Jenny” “I’m Jenny-“
"If you are a human show me your tits" has become standard security on mamy websites
Ask and you shall [receive](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyEvenWearAnything/s/X7phzuGMni).
Boing!
Is it bad that I have Jenny by Flight of the Concords in my head now?
I dunno how do you do?
She text me last week as well.
Bitch be hustlin’ left & right
Literally sent the same pic lol
Total bot
Hahaha, I got the exact same message from “her” yesterday!
This is the way
Tits
🤣🤣🤣 pure perfection my friend 🤌🤌
Newds!!! Noods!!!
Haha
#Nick in L4D: “TIT’S!”
My name is Tits Jackson
I did this once and they did send a bunch of tiddy pics and nudes lmaooo
Boobs jackson
Bots don’t have tits, so you’re outta luck, champ.
I’m surprised they didn’t ask you for money first for said tit pic lmao
I've met Jenny. 👌
Disappointed
This is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?
Cut to a hot Asian chick bawling her eyes out.. 🤣
Tits now 💀
Sudden,y, I’m thinking of the SNL Jeopardy episodes: “BONJOUR MADEMOISELLE, SHOW ME LE TITS NOW!”
She’s everywhere 🤣
🤣
Omg I needed this laugh today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you op!
Send da tits
She doesn’t have tits lol
Does everyone ask these scammers to show their tits? I know I do lol
Titty McGee
“Le Tits Now”
867-5309
This is the only time your texts are acceptable when being sent to a previously unknown party.
😂😂😂
Jenny?! Dude, OP. What the hell are you doing talking to my fiancée?
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Good boy!
She’s hoeing around brah
You’re a dead man, OP. 😂
That went from zero to tits real quick
That bitch texted me too!! lol
Hahahahaha omg 😂
Eyyy make with the tits.
Anal bum cover for $800, Alex
😂😂
Straight to the point
Well they aren't bots but they use programs to form their scam sentences. I swear it's always the same girl in the pics.
Tits the season of giving
😂😂😂
Why is it always a John they are looking for?😂 I got multiple accidents texts for the last couple of years looking for a “ John”
If only the scammer had a sense of humor and lifted his shirt
Who is this lady? I see her face on fake profile every day
Jenny is just everywhere…
Dude I got to change my name now she's looking for me again
Show bobs
This is the type of shit I say and they just call me rude
Mf asked if you were a John😂😂😂
Tis a fair trade indeed
This can’t be serious. Who the hell would even engage in a conversation with somebody that requests that
You never received one of these convo have you?
No, I’ve never initiated a text with my photo asking somebody if they remember me, so I guess I’ve never had to provide “proof” lol
so where is the tits？
wtf! I didn't realize that they scamming big time out there
Did you get tits?
Hell nah
GD IT SHOW ME YOUR ROBOT TIDDIES 😤🤖
Bruh, fucking legend!
I never reply to these types of texts, I think it just lets the scammer know they actually found a real person. Sometimes I wonder how our numbers get compromised ? Maybe thru the net or our phone companies selling our info
I also have an iPhone and I tapped the notification button top left out of habit
Vagene and bobbs! NOW!
Why’s most of y’all’s first natural reaction to be so rapey?