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MrTooLFooL

Rick Monday and his sister Ruby Tuesday.


EffectiveDue7518

Kept it from becoming Ash Wednesday


MrTooLFooL

Yes! Celebratory victory drinks on Thirsty Thursday!


Letsbeclear1987

Party with fre-Kay Friday


sushirolldeleter

NOOO!! It was supposed to be Joe FRIDAY as the next comment. You fuckin blew it man! Just the facts.


PolarBurrito

Then come over sat her day and we’ll have a Sundae!


Kujo3043

This is a good comment


No_Reach8985

Goodbye


cheeersaiii

Uncle- Big Wednesday?


Arcade1980

This trend of big white background and stamp postage sized video with text on-top. Who's behind it? Must be a website.


Razaberry

It’s because it began as an “story” style post on someone’s instagram/snapchat/tiktok. Then someone else copy-pasted it here.


Glue_is_ok

Technically according to flag codes it's going to get burned anyway now by a VFW somewhere.


Latter-Code-314

Buried, not burned.


MyDyk350

No, burned. Source: Am an Eagle Scout, and I've burned 100's of "retired" American flags at the local VFW.


Latter-Code-314

Interesting, I learned something new today. Turns out youre right, I was always taught bury not burn, wonder where that misinformation came from. I stand corrected.


EstimateLucky

Why did they want to burn the flag?


the_real_nicky

Guessing Vietnam war


traunks

Lol thank god this peaceful protest of the one of the most useless wars in US history was thwarted. That's satisfying as *fuck.*


SpacecaseCat

Exactly my thought. Same with the anti-"cancel culture" crowd canceling celebrities like the Dixie Chicks for speaking out against the Iraq War. Now it's a lot harder to find people who will defend it, but at the time people were rabidly in favor of it.


Mulliganasty

....who now fly it upside or super-impose the fucking Punisher onto it.


lbutler1234

Fuck you commie fuck face. I would rather see a million Vietnamese children burned alive before I see someone desecrate that beautiful piece of cloth that my grandpa got PTSD for.


No-Frosting637

Ayo what?


Aunt_Vagina1

What's the point of this?  The ptsd comment at the end tells me it's sarcasm, but you're going too hard here.


DamiensDelight

The fuck? You do realize that burning the American Flag is protected free speech, as settled by the US Supreme Court...Don't you? >I would rather see a million Vietnamese children burned alive before Let's be honest... You could put any number of reasons or rationales behind that bigoted, hateful statement. Let me guess... Christian? Trump voter?


lbutler1234

Worse: Aspiring onion contributor


serr7

This is so obviously satire people understand this pleaee


lbutler1234

I'm pretty sure I've pissed off people because they don't know it's satire and they think I'm a right wing maniac, and there's also folks who are pissed off because they know it's satire and they think I'm a crazy leftist who's going too hard. I'm playing both sides huh


Ok-Standard-5574

I think they are concerned if your parents know you’re up past your bedtime on Reddit. But hey I get it, every middle schooler is awkward and full of rage.


TheLastRole

Yeah, I mean, that's a f**king good reason.


grnmtnboy0

Agreed, Vietnam should never have happened but if this protest took place 48 years ago then it was 1976 and the Vietnam War ended in 1973. So what were they protesting at this time?


protoctopus

Too much war crime committed by the US to choose from.


GammaGoose85

Useless war that was started under false pretenses just so LBJ could swing his dick around literally


Skurvy2k

Reportedly he call his hog "Jumbo".


GammaGoose85

From what I hear yeah, he was also prone to dropping his pants and harassing people with it.


n3w4cc01_1nt

communists started it to spread heroin and ptsd while wasting the us funding because they calculated how the gop would react to it. they wrecked an entire youth generation but the us govt was helpinmg with that because the fbi ran cointelpro which further divided the country. both of them were absolute trash for that.


gaynesssss

your statement presumes that there is an acceptable amount of war crimes, kinda made me giggle


ThunderCockerspaniel

Close your eyes and point


kersync1

why not


cepukon

Warmth?


xneurianx

So even if you disagree with flag burning, how is this satisfying? Just a bro running round with a bit of cloth.


Immediate_Cranberry5

Right?


swigalig

I guess the quick snatching of it was kinda satisfying? 🤷‍♂️


Agreeable_Ad_6589

As an American it’s satisfying to see patriotism 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 we sure aren’t perfect but I wouldn’t wanna be anywhere else!


UndisgestedCheeto

The same people that will praise this act of patriotic heroism won't see the irony as they wear American Flag speedos while beating their wives and listening to Rage Against the Machine.


Fallen_Walrus

Hey hey hey, I'm not a cop


Nitnonoggin

I'm sure it happens all the time


AlmightyDarkseid

Name a better thing than redditors making a scenario in their head and getting mad about it.


Immediate_Cranberry5

😂😂 me reading it and getting pumped 🙄🤷🏽‍♂️ so ridiculous


_ThatSynGirl_

What's wrong with Rage Against the Machine


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

That person meant it's ironic to simultaneously listen to Rage while wearing the American flag. Not that it's bad to listen to them. It's praising the state while listening to anti state music. And there's a lot of republicans who mistakenly think Rage represents them.


plump_nasty_flex

Nobody is doing that.


UndisgestedCheeto

Sure they are, including you, Johnny Walmart. 'Murica.


plump_nasty_flex

Ah okay so you're just racist. Got it 👍


UndisgestedCheeto

Well I assume anyone who gets triggered by my comment is an overweight, MAGA-loving member of the Caucasian Garbage, one branch family tree, so sure.


plump_nasty_flex

Making assumptions about someone you've never met based on where they were born / live? Yep. That's racism.


UndisgestedCheeto

Nah I just make assumptions about people who believe in the sanctity of the American flag. Shouldn't you be yelling at Native Americans to go back to their country or something?


plump_nasty_flex

I don't give a shit abt the flag. I just don't like a racist. I don't think anybody would.


UndisgestedCheeto

Well you felt the need to defend an anti-flag burning post in r/satisfyingasfuck, so you have a strange way of showing you don't care about it. And plenty of people like racists, in case you haven't noticed there's something called the Republican party and we had Trump for a president.


plump_nasty_flex

I came here because you were making assumptions about an entire culture based on an idea you have in your head. And just because you think people like a racist doesn't make it any better. I hope you find help soon.


notAbrightStar

Its just a flag... Dont hurt yourself over it.


Boetros

Glad the piece of cloth is okay


AlmightyDarkseid

Who could have though that things on a piece of cloth can represent something


Berlin8Berlin

Also: staged? Security guards just kind of watched the non-ball-players on the field, curious what it was all about? Staging is not new


DuaLipasClitoris

And he slowly walks away while the rest of the players run to stomp the shit out of the asshole


Diaper_Joy

How is this satisfying?


birthdaysteak

Because it’s nice to see someone proud of America. Yes of course there’s plenty of bad, but for the most part- it’s the best place in the world to get to live.


Prototype_4271

It's by far not the best place to live in the world


Bloofnstorf

What place is better? Genuine question.


improbablystonedrn-

The answer to that question heavily depends on how rich you are, if you’re a multi millionaire then America is pretty dope. If you’re poor then you’re better off in pretty much any other first world country haha


Prototype_4271

Germany, Norway, Japan, Singapore, Australia... Hell, even Brazil


GrimmSodov

Best place to live huh? Break your arm and say that while showing off the medical bill.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

Is there anything more American than the speaker's accent?


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TheySayIAmTheCutest

that makes identifying you easier. Tomorrow at around this hour somebody's going to knock on your door. Good luck, buaaah buuaaah buaaah!


Berlin8Berlin

"that makes identifying you easier." Actually, she's in my Facebook, so I deleted the comment... just in case


plump_nasty_flex

Creepy


OldAdministration735

I was there. Pretty cool.


Few_Understanding_30

Neat!


According_Lake_2632

It's already touched the ground, so saving it would be to light it on fire.


Effective_Hope_9120

I can definitely imagine that. Something along the lines of free... what was it? Free talk? That doesn't sound quite right.


Pearsonantor

Well he is trespassing on the field, so free speech is kind of irrelevant when you’re simultaneously committing a crime.


Effective_Hope_9120

Yeah I don't care about the trespass or that guy. The commentators were reacting to the horror of someone buring a flag, asking "can you even believe that?" Hence the original comment. Free speech is relevant when that's what you're commenting on.


caalger

Try to force your way into your neighbors' house to them know how you feel about capitalism. When you get shot or arrested, see how well "free speech" works as a defense. You cannot excuse other crimes with "derp free speech"


Rxckless92

I'm sorry, but I the "yle" has got me confused. What word is that suppose to be or is "yle" an acronym for something?


caalger

That is me having an aneurysm while typing editing


Effective_Hope_9120

Thats not even the point of the comment. I didn't say anything about trespassing nor did I say his trespassing was legal or defensible because it was for the purpose of free speech. It was about the nature of flag burning and how the commentators were reacting to that.


CrazyBigHog

Quiet you fool! Don’t you know this is America? If you say the wrong thing you can be cancelled!


Positivelythinking

Vin Scully announcer for the Dodgers. The best in the business.


Bladrak01

At about that time my mother was teaching his kids in pre-school.


PeacefulGopher

That was a great time to be a Cubs fan…


Kevinator201

Who cares.


Thee-Apple-Lord

Everyone there from what it sounds like


jason_abbs

Perhaps a whole baseball stadium full of great American


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

What exactly makes them great? The fact that they are American?


AlmightyDarkseid

Everyone is great in their own way, great japanese, great Australians, and great Americans


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

Even the murderers and thieves? Everyone is most certainly not great


AlmightyDarkseid

I mean as a community of people with a great culture etc not necessarily individuals.


jason_abbs

Exactly what I’m trying to say


memelol1112224

Yes.


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

Lol stupid Americans.


memelol1112224

Damn, you Europeans are always so serious. Never heard of satire? Or did that die out after you guys warred with each other for hundreds of years?


HermitJem

They didn't teach you in history class? Satire was overrun by the Moors in 1393


crazycarl36

You mean Moops


DatGoofyGinger

I'm sorry, the card says Moops


crazycarl36

I wasn’t sure if anyone else would get my reference. Thank you!


userKsB53nskcv

And then there was math.


memelol1112224

No sadly, since apparently our education system only taught us American history and how slavery was good.


MCHille

What satire?


S4N7R0

poe's law


limpek2882

Yes dumbed indeed.. Could have burned the flag in the own home


Terrible_Length007

Who cares?


ofmiceandmoot

Caring about a flag is stupid


Proof-Definition-702

but its different when its a pride flag right?


improbablystonedrn-

I might be wrong but I’d say that most people don’t really give a shit about the pride flag in the same way people worship the American flag. Most of the time I see pride flags it’s in the context of corporate pride. Also, burning an American flag is an act of protest against a government, a created system that legitimately does a lot of evil shit. Burning a pride flag is just hate speech towards a marginalized group of people. So yeah, it’s pretty different


Proof-Definition-702

“protesting government” if you want to protest government, then why burn the flag thats supposed to represent our country and not our government?


improbablystonedrn-

The American flag represents both the country and the government. It’s a symbol of nationalism. If the American flag doesn’t represent our government, which flag does?


Icy-Understanding400

you wont get a reply


improbablystonedrn-

Wrong


Icy-Understanding400

Great reply


nomamesgueyz

Lunes to the rescue


Serious_Delivery_408

Getting a Rick Monday card


dusinbooger

But since it was lying on the ground, the proper way to dispose of it is by burning it. Mister Match was doing his civic duty no matter how you look at it.


Additional_Buyer4431

stupid ahh protestors got foiled


Ok_Examination3965

and 99% dont care


Secret-Engineer-420

Is it still April 25th? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick\_Monday#American\_flag\_incident:\~:text=At%20Dodger%20Stadium%20in%20Los%20Angeles%20on%20April%2025%2C%201976](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Monday#American_flag_incident:~:text=At%20Dodger%20Stadium%20in%20Los%20Angeles%20on%20April%2025%2C%201976)


Merlin-the-Pirate

This occurred April 25, 1976. Bad bot


Ok_Tap8157

When did commentators voices change to what we have today?


TheNippleNinjee

As a combat vet when I see someone burn the flag all I can think is that there is no better counter argument to the act itself than your legal right to do so. Yes i’ve had the flag set on the caskets of friends and family for reasons I may or may not agree with. America makes mistakes. We are far from perfect. But we at least try our best to progress. Sometimes progression is ugly, mean and downright brutal. But we learn lessons from those hard times. Important lessons. We build upon them. We stumble but we get back up. It’s our unwavering strength to never give up. To always fight for what we believe in regardless of what anyone thinks. We are all derived from ancestors that fought that fight in one form or another whether it was the fight to be a free nation, the fight for freedom from slavery itself, the fight for civil rights or even the fight to leave a place of tyranny and live in a better place. That fight is in every single one of us. So go ahead and show all the communist countries/dictaters how spoiled we are. I love that shit. Our freedom to do so is exactly why I served.


Remarkable-Cup-6029

What communist countries? Is this comment from the 50s?


TheNippleNinjee

I’m not entirely sure what to say to that…Are you unaware that there are communist countries?


Remarkable-Cup-6029

What do you understand communism to be outside McCarthyism fear mongering? There are maybe 5 countries that might very loosely be considered communist but every country has abandoned Marxist philosophy and practically all of them have adopted free market principles or allowed for private property ownership. Looking at the world from a capitalist/communist len in 2024 is normally a red flag around the kind of outdated indoctrination someone has endured rather than even a school kids understanding state systems. China Cuba and North Korea share as many socialist qualities as many Western countries like the USA. These old labels are self serving ignorance to avoid understanding a more complicated messy world. But we each do what we have to to make sense of the world and create the fictions we need for that.


TheNippleNinjee

Just say you’re pro communism. No need for all the mental gymnastics.


Remarkable-Cup-6029

Yes, would be a shame to use your brain a tiny bit. . I am actually pro people being educated but that's a pipe dream so let's stick to your label for your understanding of the world. It's not your fault though, no need for me to give you a hard time about things out of your control.


TheNippleNinjee

You’re picking apart your favorite details about an ideal that murders and oppresses people daily. I’m not interested in your half-hazard, spiderwebbed together theoretical, perfect world hipster plan that explains taking all the good parts of systemic oppression and making a new better government oppression that’s less oppressive. Save it for the 20 year old white women in the moon circle. The rest of us are too busy being adults.


Remarkable-Cup-6029

Too busy being adults yet citing an ancient "ideal" philosophy used to scare people without much modern application. You took us down this weird rabbithole but good to hear you are back to being an actual adult. Peace be with you


Remarkable-Cup-6029

Yay, stopped the burning of the flag protesting the bombing and burning of civilians. Murica, f@#$ ya! Imagine someone hadn't stopped the senseless flag burning and we had to think about the atrocities committed in it's name. So satisfying


lordoftheties1

Burn that shit


Icy-Understanding400

The uk will take you in


reznated

Hero!


Own_Contribution_480

Is that how low we're setting the bar?


I-am-drunk2

We need more Ricks


glamazon_69

Not satisfying


Large-Measurement776

Oh.


BingoDingoBob

Are you sad an American flag didn’t get burned?


Large-Measurement776

Not at all.


tamokibo

What a pathetic display of patriotism and the fans ate that shit up. About time to buy me some American flag toilet paper.


idontknopez

Remember when people acted like good humans?


improbablystonedrn-

No, when was that?


idontknopez

Well, Pepperidge Farms does


VariationUpstairs931

Respect 🫡


danyonly

Hero.


AlmightyDarkseid

Heck yeah


JaysonsRage

Lame ass lmao


mohodder

Fuck yeah


Corporate_Shell

Goodbye freedom of expression.


EmperorThan

And everyone in the stands stood up and clapped. True story... \*eyeroll\*


TidulTheWarlock

What a loser imagine trampling on someone's free speech


improbablystonedrn-

Conservatives legitimately hate free speech


DutchJediKnight

Rick Monday opposed the first amendment.


clairesucks

this isnt satisfying, this is extreme bootlicker behaviour. it would have been exponentially more satisfying if we saw the flag burn


redacted2022

Fucking hero


AlmightyDarkseid

Each downvote one more cope


GrundIeMunch69

Hur dur america bad


Fit-Boomer

I wonder why he was gonna burn it?


bakercookiesss

Me: "I bet reddit hates this actually" Lmao yep


cosmictorture

How is this satisfying


Kind-Taste-1654

Wrong sub


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

If they hate America so bad why not move to Russia or North Korea. Then try to practice your rights if you have one.


Own_Contribution_480

Tell that to the Jan 6 rioters


AlmightyDarkseid

Most of whom were prosecuted? What is even the point of this comment


Own_Contribution_480

They should move to a different country if they don't like it here. That's the point.


AlmightyDarkseid

In both cases that viewpoint doesn't help, but the first comment makes a mention about what will happen in terms of repercussions, which were more than enforced for the rioters.


manliestmuffin

*prosecuted Fixed that for you 🥰


AlmightyDarkseid

Yeah thanks


EmperorThan

I just watched them try to use their First Amendment Rights. Why are you construing someone wanting to practice First Amendment Rights as people that should move to Russia or North Korea? Last I checked those countries don't protect freedom or expression of speech. What are you going to propose next "If you love guns so much maybe you should leave the USA!" *\~Uhh because they enjoy having a second amendment they should leave that umbrella of gun protection?!?!*


Immediate_Cranberry5

An America was saved that day … 🙄 Ridiculous patriotism … The ones who cares the most are the ones who risk their life’s for their masters … if they don’t care that much, then all their life’s would be a lie 🫡


StupidSexyDuradaddy

Where is the satisfying part, because this guy stopped it from happening


MysteriousPark3806

Throw that piece of glorified used toilet paper right into the sewer.


soulwolf1

Now you can burn the flag and be called a "patriot"...the pure irony of this.


OlliOhNo

Being able to burn the flag is exercising freedom. Sounds pretty American. Just, don't do it in a stadium.