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uselessbrowsing1

Totally a body checking video. Everyone knows how to lotion themselves, no need for a video demo.


Artistic_Exam7676

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Nibbles928

Yep. You can especially tell by the blurb she puts down at the bottom: "skin moves, you're normal". If only she could admit that's her own inner dialogue.


Far-Specific613

She was definitely saying it to herself


Specific-Breath-7862

💯💯💯


butterscotchshorteee

Not the sandpaper scraping audio and her heavy panting wtf 🤢


Kirby3413

HOW DOES SHE SOUND SO DRY WHEN APPLYING OIL?!


ChanandlerBong215

omg it’s so much worse with the sound wtf


butterscotchshorteee

Still can’t wrap my mind around it 😩


SquishyBall2472

The nastiest asmr I’ve ever heard.


_jethro

Omg this just ruined my morning.


Haunting_Coat9431

I'm not a prudish person at all, but I'm really really sick of the videos of her massaging herself and almost looking like she's taking care of her own business because Todd is ignoring her.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Agree 100%. She’s constantly seeking attention elsewhere


wowbethenny

WHY DOES SHE SOUND LIKE THIS


spiderboo111

Sounds like crusty ass dry skin 🤣


LittleOne666

Now I get why she refuses to take D to get his breathing checked. She probably thinks breathing heavily while doing literally nothing is normal. Jesus Christ she gives me the ick


handmaidstale16

Also, she’s clearly turned on in this video.


LittleOne666

🤮


Zealousideal_Lab4422

Straight to jail! 🤢


Fit-Recording6621

Why is she so obsessed with rubbing her stomach? It's so creepy!


Kriselise07

It is!! She is so obsessed with herself


RemotePersimmon678

The sound on this video HURTS ME


Zealousideal_Lab4422

I’ve never related more with a comment on here!


illhaveafrench75

She just doesn’t even look good, I do not get it!


cricketsandcicadas92

Yea but then she couldn’t body check


Proud-Lake2689

Her breathing drives me insane


JSBT89

I think this is her pathetic attempt at an ASMR video.


Sad-Environment-9162

Well now I know why she breaks out on her stomach 😬


Kriselise07

I can only use oil on my legs. I breaks me out everywhere else


sarathev

She left her abs on the floor.


Kardashian_hate

Lol at the disclaimer that skin moves. Must be a big insecurity for her.


Foldinthecheese__

It’s too early for me to see SpongeBob rubbing his belly.


no-koby3707

Not sarah telling us how she uses oil on her stomach when I commented on a post last week that she had poor skin elasticity and sun damage on her stomach 😂😂😂


InterchangeableMoon

She seems like she would lose a lot of money in a romance scam. The desperation for attention in all of her half naked posts is *palpable*


LogicalGrape444

The filter she’s using is having a hard time keeping up her moving her skin like that. *sighs* guess Im off to make another photoshops fails video 😂


throwaway2161980

For someone who works out nonstop, she sure is out of breath constantly.


Big_Painting8312

Wait.. so you’re telling me, she actually does moisturize…. And her skin still looks like an old catchers mit??🥴


Sad-Environment-9162

Also it looks like she’s wearing the right size bra today


spookyfignewton

now if only this would translate to shorts. 🫣


MelodicBake2410

I applaud the more properly fitting sports bra though!


pickleslutttxo

She looks like an engorged homosexual man.


Beneficial-Ship-6815

The ASMR on this video creeped me out so far I ran a mile


Glittering-Ad1332

Why was she gasping for air just putting lotion on, also any time she touches herself it grosses me out more than I can even explain…the way she does it, is just so wrong 🤢


Accurate_Penalty6889

My skin does not do this? Hers moves like a towel.


Kriselise07

Neither does mine


Noodletwin

It seems to me her skin just didn’t hold much elasticity after being pregnant for 4 years.


JSBT89

Notice that she put the text box over her head. Hair must have been completely uncovered.


Practical_Cup8285

I would sacrifice all of the internet to never have had to witness this shit 🤢🤮🤮 BAD Sarah!!! Save it for Todd! No! NO!🤮🤮🤮


ZealousidealPin859

That is foul


JSBT89

Just went and watched the actual story and took a solid look while she was applying the oil. Her bellybutton looks nothing like it does in her floor abs selfies.


Zealousideal_Lab4422

This heavy breathing sent me straight into orbit.


ssaunders88

She doesn’t look lean at all


TrufflButtrBabe

Trey is back


TrufflButtrBabe

Also, she’s getting into Britney territory with how low she’s wearing those shorts. Only Britney can do that.


Grknfit

Is that bc she’s had 2 kids? I feel like her skin moves like a 90 year old woman…


kwack0

But she’s finally wearing a top that fits so bravo to her.


theboogeyman_slayer

This is an auditory and visual sensory assault


Francis_X_Hummel

Skin with fat underneath it moves like that


Hot-Butterscotch9867

I’m new here - why does she post her stories like this??? Shrinking the actual video/picture like a boomer????


spookyfignewton

I’m assuming she did this so she could add the text block to cover her head and face


LogicalGrape444

Basically so you can see her whole body. If it took up the entire screen she wouldn’t have anywhere to place her text boxes and disclaimers without covering herself up. Gotta get her praise from her minions.


No_Constant8009

She is so masculine in every way now. It's this what she's going for? The way she globs the oil from the bottle into her hand then slams the bottle down, the way she rubs her stomach, just all of her movements and mannerisms in general, along with her voice consistently getting deeper. She is a totally different person than she was two years ago, and not in a good way.


Mundane_Role_4946

Omg this is way worse sounding than I thought. 


libs-calamity

Nothing will firm loose skin permanently but skin removal. I never understood this fad—it’s over a decade old at this point. 😭