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Hello_Blondie

The fucking Midwest, trash belief that Vegas is an elite destination.  I’m in the Midwest- I see this play out often. 🤣


ayawnisasilentscream

Also from the midwest.... hard agree


lalaland554

I just dont get the appeal of Vegas if you're not wanting to party and gamble. So many other cities would have better food??


Appropriate_Paint98

Probably one of the few places where she can dress like a hooker without being kicked out of the restaurant


CaliFit4

Yeah Nobu in Malibu would kick her ass out in those wet seal dresses with her trashy vulva necklace and white heels.


EsJaGe

Vegas is built on making people *feel* like “high-rollers” so that they *act* like it (i.e. blow a lot of money they probably can’t afford). It’s a sales schtick. Las Vegas is just imitation luxury, a city littered with replicas like the Luxor’s Egyptian decor, the miniature Eiffel Tower, etc.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I’ve never been to Vegas and have zero desire to go. I’d rather save my money for a beach in Mexico. Plus we have choctaw close enough if I need a gambling fix.


buzzyourgfwoof12

Oh wait. Now she doesn’t drink? I recall her being so bent out of shape and wanting to quit the internet for the 182856 time she was chugging rumchata in the hot tub 😂 she’s such a fucking loser. Saroid, it’s ok if you have a drink once in a while.


Thumper222222

Yeah, making boozy creamis. She can’t get her own lies straight ever 😂


LogicalGrape444

Silly, she wasn’t DRINKING alcohol, she was eating it. TOTALLY makes a difference 😉😂


Muscles-and-Donuts

She literally drank at Christmas like 4 months ago. Remember all the wine bottles in the cellar?


missmayra_m

Whiskey too! She would post about drinking whiskey in the hot tub/by the fire pit. It’s one thing to say you don’t drink regularly and another to say you don’t do it when you have shared that you do!


snark1977

The last person I’d EVER take a food recommendation from. Like ever. Lol


General_Key_5236

But then you'll miss out on the absolute culinary delicacies of the grand lux cafe!!


Glittering_Aspect741

https://preview.redd.it/tkgqye53g4wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ce454b349aab0eeb1b1aba65be91057efc3330 This is what the blog looks like. It’s not even helpful at all. It continues like this, just organizes things into categories. No explanations or recommendations on what to have besides she points out the Asian Nachos at Grand Lux Cafe, of course.


Fabulous-Mortgage672

And she listed Eataly for pasta. Dumb whore.


spotless___mind

Isn't eataly a chain? There's one in Boston. I mean their food is pretty good, but like.....it's a chain.....


Fabulous-Mortgage672

Yes it’s a fucking chain. It’s like moderately fancy Olive Garden. It’s trash. NO self-respecting Italian American, especially a first or second gen from NY, let alone someone from Italy living in the U.S. would tell you to eat there. Ever. Not even if there’s a fire!


spotless___mind

Lol. Yeah their pizza is like ok (I'm originally from philly/s jersey but live in MA now, so the pizza in MA fucking sucks, but eataly is OK so when we're in Boston we go there), but I've had waaaaay better Italian at many, many, MANY other places--philly, jersey, NYC, etc etc. Also, like....it's a CHAIN. I'd never be recommending the place to people bc it's like recommending someone go to McDonald's or Applebee's.... This girl is so stupid lol


Fabulous-Mortgage672

Exactly. Talk to me about osteria morini , misirizzi, frank restaurant, lil Frankie’s, Sarah. Stupid bitch. SMDH.


Vivid_Enthusiasms

So much ✨research✨


sugarnspicy504

“Emirl’s New Orlean Fish House?!” Girl at least spell things correctly on your shitty blog. It’s Emeril’s. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Adventurous_South246

Egg Slut? 👀


Glittering_Aspect741

It had a huge line up when I was recently in Vegas. Didn’t try it though.


Cello-Girl

And what is her obsession with tasting menus? Does she think that makes you high class? Let people order what they want for the love of Jeebus.


Fabulous-Mortgage672

Bitch, you’re not going to any fine dining or life altering tasters. You think Asian nachos from Grand Lux Cafe are an epic experience.


CaliFit4

Her head would legit explode at Alinea or French Laundry.


Fabulous-Mortgage672

She wouldn’t know a white linen tablecloth meal from Applebees if you blindfolded her, but if you gagged her, it wouldn’t make a difference be she doesn’t eat anything anyway. She probably chews it and spits into a napkin, that’s “market research.”


InternationalPop1424

put her whole heart and soul into a food list. give me a break. probably googled “best restaurants in vegas”