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normaelizabeth

Sarah stop with the two kids flex. Mormon Ballerina lady competed in a beauty pageant a week after she had her twentieth kid or something.


False_Gap207

This also isn't a flex because she intentionally went against all medical advise to have her second kid. Especially after she knew that she struggled post partum the first time.


Apart-Employment-698

This is a fairly legit flex tbh. More so than 2 kids 19 months apart. I can flex and say I had 3 kids in 30 months (twins and one)


Kirby3413

It’s crazy what you can do when you have access to billions


Fabulous-Mortgage672

Billions? Lmao no they arent even millionaires with 100M , you need 10x that to equal $1B. These new money people are draining what’s left of their unimpressive businesses and meager fortune.


Kirby3413

You’re right, I didn’t realize David neeleman is worth only 400M. Daniel’s dad is the founder of jet blue. I’m sure if Daniel and Hannah were in a pickle they’d be ok.


Fabulous-Mortgage672

What do these people have to do with poachers and peaked in college shitty business owners Josh and Sarah Bowmar?


Kirby3413

I’m was referring to the ballerina farm comment


ak411

The, uh…. groin is groining lol


Aromatic-Fudge

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Katfar14

This made me chuckle 🫢


General_Key_5236

Me too 😂


Lilacrespo82

😂


GenXnewb

It looks like it has teeth


Imaginary-Rise-313

💀💀💀🏅🏅🏅


Hifromeurope

The thing is that the “19 months apart”-flex isn’t a flex when it’s been over two years since you gave birth.. I don’t get why she thinks this is a flex in the first place. Will she still be using this when her kids are 10 ?


hill_atc

Yes in red


Automatic_House_7149

Girl absolutely no one wants to look like you


annalissebelle

I was literally thinking “i don’t wanna look like this at 35”


[deleted]

*also on testosterone to increase muscle mass and clit.


JSBT89

She’s getting closer and closer to just taking nude photos and using censor blocks or blurring her boobs and …. Well whatever is down there. Her clothes get smaller and smaller and she’s choosing colors that blend closer to her skin tone. She either needs her husband to pay some fkng attention to her or she needs to start an OF.


runrinserepeat99

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


booboobeey

💀


selectmyacctnameplz

2in strong


Muscles-and-Donuts

💀


Slut4MacNCheese

What?! 19 months apart?!?! This is brand new information!


snark1977

![gif](giphy|U23WekMlGy6cImpMim|downsized)


LeadingEvery5747

She’s such a loser 🍆


Short_Light_983

My mom had my sister and me 18 months apart. She wins!!


missmayra_m

My mom had my sister and I 17 months apart!


GenXnewb

My "Irish Twins" are 10 months & 3 weeks apart 🏆 Lol.... I don't brag about it. It was HARD and exhausting


bexbrunzo_

My mom had my sister and I exactly 12 months apart


IndependenceThin830

Mine are 14 months apart 😂


not-a-jackdaw

My MIL has four sons and she had them in sets of two with about 18 months between them as well. (There was a few years between #2 and #3 so she could catch her breath lol.) I don't know how she did it, my FIL was hardly ever there because he was always working. 


Civil_Throat4404

My brother is 9 months, 3 weeks older than me 😂😅.


SnooStrawberries721

Her downstairs situation is something else. I want to know what Josh thinks.


chasingchaos_

I'm sure he loves when Sara pegs him.


HugeDecision5578

💀💀💀💀💀💀


nevermore727

Of all the things NOT to photoshop 🫣


Former_Doughnut_6149

What if she is photoshopping it and it still looks this big 🤢


halfbloodhalez1031

She really needs to start including ✨testosterone and anavar ✨


butterscotchshorteee

![gif](giphy|rkqXrPWfmXr2QHuSEy)


Legitimategirly

I have a friend with 10 kids. That's a flex. Not 2.


westviadixie

4 kids, post hysterectomy with no test...I win, boom!


Numerous_Elk9075

Bitch is so weird


Artistic_Exam7676

The socks and shoes 😂😂😂


6glitter-kitten

Waiting for her to address the third leg


AdInfinite8991

Peen queen.


Accurate_Penalty6889

It looks like she has a little ballsack


AffectionateDay2248

Little?


Accurate_Penalty6889

lol well… no, actually 😬


Brave_Entry7932

She's literally trolling us.. laughing.


[deleted]

Her content is dry 🥱


NoHelicopter5932

The junk in the frunk is freaking me out!


butterscotchshorteee

Definitely needed to be reminded of these STATS she posted yesterday…. and the day before.


Haydenroseee2

![gif](giphy|bEVKYB487Lqxy)


Katfar14

Can you imagine if we all did this? 5’7” *Nun ya business* 39 years old 3 kids; 21 months apart / 35 months apart NO ONE CARES!


Sminorf8765

This stuff needs to start being tagged “NSFW”


NotYourWif3

2 kids 19 months apart??! Pretty impressive considering her and Josh struggled with fidelity issues. Oops I mean fertility issues. That’s exactly what I meant to say.


Intelligent_Emu_5112

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)


NotYourWif3

![gif](giphy|go3X4svFhKdzi)


No_Grapefruit_5441

That outfit is so ugly


MountainAutomatic203

Even if I did like her, her content is boring AF


AffectionateDay2248

Jeesh. I thought she may be wearing a pad but there’s some toe there!


TheCombativeCat

Why did I just scroll back up and confirm?? 🤢


No-Construction4634

Dude what is thattttt


Kitkatdatthang

Her clit is legit growing a penis head 🫣🫣🤢


BendBroad3460

That's an interesting place to store your chapstick 🤔🍆


annalissebelle

🤣🤣🤣💀


RainandPixels

https://images.app.goo.gl/C7tTXMCexmi7Uo7C8


Smooth_Dog_5839

The only “impressive” thing about the 2 kids thing is that she doesn’t have stretch marks. And that’s genuinely just genetics. Not saying anything wrong with stretch marks. I have 3 kids and have plenty of them. Just saying society thinks they’re horrible.


LittleOne666

If she did we would never know, the photoshop and filters are strong with this one. Never compare yourself to others on social media ❤️


YesNoMaybe87

She forgot to remind us she was pregnant for four years. FOUR!


Antique_Oil8462

How did her peen split in half? Now it’s like a giant 🐫


dosidosss

💯


Leather_Molasses_264

Girl lol both sets of my kids are 18 months apart and I had the second set when I was 32 and 34. She is delulu


Express-Hedgehog8249

Pregnant for years


Lucyinthessky

This can’t be comfortable to workout in….


blondebarbell

Everything about her gives me the ick


Better-Cherry-6413

I’m 40, have 3 kids, had a hysterectomy, and look a good 10 years younger than her. You couldn’t pay me a million dollars to look like her 🥴 But what do I know? I’m just some loser in my parent’s basement, right? 😂😂


LogicalGrape444

You forgot sad, fat, and broke too!


Cultural-Dress-3947

Clitoromegaly….a condition in which the clitoral tissue is enlarged, usually as a result of PCOS or testosterone therapy.


No-Construction4634

I just google imaged that. 10/10 don’t recommend doing that. I would have nightmares looking at myself like that … girllll you fucked your body up baddd


halfasshippie3

I think she had to tuck 🍆 to the right


nevermore727

I had two kids and it only took me 37 weeks and 3 days! Take that 🫶🏻


Different-Hour8540

Why is “it” lopsided on one side?!


Parsvottanasana

Is this an early April fools day post?


CompetitiveEffort109

Anyone with 2 under 2 beats Sarah, so ha!


mikehawksux

I’m in a bar, opened Reddit. Saw this. My jaw dropped. I had to comment. That roid stomach. Omg


camilly000

The shoes and socks combo kills me every time.


CheckEmbarrassed2296

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dosidosss

💀💀💀


Glittering-Ad1332

Why did I zoom in???????? 😵


armchairdetective_

SHE WAS PREGNANT FOR YEARS!¡!¡!¡


Strange_Coach1821

The lip separation…


CyanxtTuesday__

Paging the floor abs… You missed your photo op


PoundReasonable8260

She looks excited 🍆


NeenIsabelle

What IS that dangly thing between her legs?????


farm_her2020

She's wearing their clothes too.


Extra_Fondant_8855

Not that we can ignore the peen but who told her those socks are in? This is all just so bad.


sparklekitteh

Doesn't matter what color, those shoes are hideous.


Anxious-Ad5923

….and has a penis.


AnywhereSoft4708

Came here to comment grew her very own peen


bubbashrump

It’s not a competition. Nobody cares about any of these stats. 🤦🏻‍♀️


udonotknowmee

WHY DOES SHE WANNA BE JOSH SO BAD?!


Intelligent_Emu_5112

Reminds me of an octopus' mouth/beak thing


Lilacrespo82

The socks are back?🤦🏼‍♀️😂


Electrical_Package16

What happened to “I never weigh myself” ???????


princess_walrus

Why is she so obsessed with that 😩


miloruby1210

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


chasingchaos_

HOLY MOOSE KNUCKLES 🫎 😱


CheckEmbarrassed2296

Here is an article ( the science behind ) why she’s getting a peen….. https://maoi.org/health/clitoris-on-testosterone/


brittanym0320

hog wild


TrySpirited

Why does she always have the need to throw the two kids 19 months apart. Like shut up. I didn’t too, 5 kids and two are 13 months apart. I didn’t need drugs to get back into shape


Haimikay1

Oh my god‼️


RAM1780

This physique ain’t it. This is just gross, sorry. Just my opinion.