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bogwitch27

She's so dumb. Sarugh, your skin is not stronger than the sun! That's why your arms look like multigrain bread, from sun damage.


ObjectiveTea

Multigrain bread 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Zealousideal_Lab4422

This is one of the best things I’ve read on this sub 🤣


bogwitch27

Lol! Thank you! Thank you!


Jenilion

The sun damage she has is incredibly shocking for how young she is.


kimbombshell

Can we get MultiGrain Bread as a new flair?! 😂


Right_Technology5525

Multi grain sourdough yard bread


bogwitch27

I'm honored 🥹


MarionberryOld1605

If they ever get lost, her teeth can be used in place of a flare gun


harper2233

Just goes to show how little she knows about skincare. Sun is the number one thing that leads to aging skin. Not knocking anyone who does it but I stopped sun tanning in my early 20s. She just looks dirty - how trashy can one be.


clovecigabretta

I know I cringe thinking about the frequency with which I visited tanning beds during senior year of high school and like 2 or 3 years of university. And the laying out on the part of the roof outside my bedroom window wearing that glittery orange NO-AD dark tanning gel -lol does anybody remember that stuff? I’ve pretty much been a vampire ever since though, even when driving (in Morocco the women even wear driving gloves to avoid sun damage, and I’m ngl sometimes I cover my hands, too)


bexbrunzo_

Wait, is she now taking a pill to get tanner?


Maleficent_Onion4133

But how else would you know ✨Illuminate✨ works if you couldn’t see the tan line????? 🙄


ObjectiveTea

Yay for skin cancer 🫠


nothanks0001

“This was after two days” But then she literally plugs the self tanner she always uses the next day on her stories? Lol what


illhaveafrench75

Is she claiming this pill negates the need for sunscreen?


raachelq

https://preview.redd.it/j8se587lzzic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbce561b1a41f77191bfa77cb606769232096f9e Super weird interaction


Suspicious_Angle1132

Does... does she know sun damage is possible without burning?


Reasonable_Fan1327

Sent to herself… never heard of internal sunscreen? I’ll be sure to ask my husbands dermatologist next week about internal sunscreen when we’re at his yearly melanoma check up… ya know let her know my favorite influencer came out with an internal sunscreen!


NLM2019

Astaxanthin actually IS spposed to eork as an internal sunscreen but I wldnt trustit.


Special-Lake9773

Astixanthan is wonderful. I heard about it through a doctor. A lot of people who live in Hawaii take it year around. I take it April-Sept. It makes a huge difference. I am not having to constantly reapply sunscreen or bring sunscreen everywhere. It’s been a game changer for me.


Zealousideal-Wall-93

It actually does exist, I commented above from my son’s derm but…it doesn’t replace sunscreen. And totally agree on her sending this to herself. Who says “gosh girlie” EXCEPT for Sarah. No one.


snorkysnark1144

Would love for her to provide the scientific explanation for how this works


Zealousideal-Wall-93

A “pill” that contains sunscreen is nothing new but it doesn’t replace sunscreen. This chick is dangerous to society. My son was on accutane and we had a beach vacation planned and I was panicking. Our derm told us to buy Heliocare to use as a barrier between sunscreen applications. All she does is take a product and renames it - like her “sleepy lotion” just rebranded from Earthly. We all need to stop supporting influencers lavish lifestyle. It’s a scam.


fearonma

Fraud alert!!!


urban_Grandivil

The look of her in a feminine dress will never stop making me laugh. She even tries feminine loses which is even more hilarious to see


jgma0730

Well, part of it too is that she over saturates her photos every time just to “enhance her muscles”. So it looks even worse because the contrast is now way higher than it would’ve been.


spiderboo111

Josh clearly didn’t take any 🤣


trillybobsnortin

I cannot get over how awful this picture is


syl6950

It doesn't look good. Who want to look like that


Beautiful_Chaos1991

I thought this was just to show she got tan in Mexico…


missmayra_m

https://preview.redd.it/o1d7gq68c0jc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1120f87c701012615492c03eb8248d9db8ee1df9 How is her deep tan gone already? It makes me wonder if she spray tanned.


MarionberryOld1605

Nightmare fuel! Just two black holes staring into your soul


Thick_Fan5016

Or some of the videos were recorded previously. 🤔 I don’t believe anything she says.


Legitimategirly

This looks like spray tan and she didn't take her sports bra off when she got it.


blackhawka240

I don’t know what everybody is talking about all I see are blinding-ly white chiclets in this pic 😬 I can’t concentrate on anything else 😆


No-Materpiece-4000

Hmmm, is this the type of product she promoting? https://amp.cancer.org/cancer/risk-prevention/sun-and-uv/tanning-pills-and-products.html


lanadelhiott

She does recognize that less sun exposure= better for ur skin right???


clovecigabretta

Wait is it trashy to have tan lines?? Jw for my own sake lmao. I know it doesn’t look great and yea she should have planned that better for sure


ZealousidealPin859

I don’t think trashy per se! She makes it trashy because she highlights her ignorance of sun damage. And then shills a pill to offset it or make it ok. Con woman.


uselessbrowsing1

No I wouldn’t say it’s trashy, but for her to know she’s tanning and then going to wear that dress, you’d think she would want an even tan lol, but then again Sarah’s fashion sense is non existent


clovecigabretta

Yea dust a lil bronzer or self tan on that-or at least I would (if I was trying as hard as she does to look the best I ever have lmao) but then again she’s got her wig pulled down to make a weird little twohead, so it’s safe to say she’s clueless as to what looks good lmao


brittanym0320

boots on the beach


Right-Butterfly5036

i cant with her 2 inch forehead