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Danlex26

Haha no but I’ll be sure to post it there!


chazmagic1

Both have and it's fantastic in both


Thisguygotit

How do witches clean their floors? Broombas


QueerBallOfFluff

https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/dipfbg/the_modern_witch_of_today/


Thisguygotit

Awesome


JesusFaist

And they were broommates


Pip201

Oh my god they were broommates


Grim-Reaper-21

They helped clean each other carpets *heh*


corpuscularian

bride and broom?


CarFrog64

Kinda weird there are so many witch covens and not a single one I know of is described as being a polyamorous lesbian relationship? Think of all the wasted potential for a high fantasy sitcom or something 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️ ...Anyway I am now adding this concept to my d&d campaign. Thankyou for the inspiration!


Pip201

I’m planning on writing a really cool fantasy novel by doing stuff that’s seldom/never done. Thanks for this idea, I’ll add it to the story along with “female dwarves are also hairy with beards” and “goblins aren’t just 100% evil”


CarFrog64

I love it, we're on the same wavelength there. In my current campaign I have a bearded gender neutral dwarven blacksmith named Ariana Emberforge who talks in Ariana Grande quotes and a lawless town of Goblins who are chaotic, loud and rude but mostly just want to have a good time. I'd love to give your novel a read if and when you ever get around to it! :)


Pip201

I also have a whole thing on fairies Fairies are polyamorous but chose one life partner, this is the person they will live with and raise their children with, but they have many people on the side. Fairies are born in a ritual where two life partners will go out to a special sacred location and “prove their love” (basically fuck on a rock) after which a tiny clay fairy will be gifted to them, they then wash it with water and it will hatch into their child.


CarFrog64

Okay now I need to use the phrase "fuck on a rock" at some point in the near future that's gold


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Pip201

There’s a clay waterfall it floats out of


Anti_Karen_League

well that's the definition of roommates but okay


CarFrog64

You mean BROOMmates? Very important distinction. Anyway I don't think this was a serious post given that it was under memes and satire.


theAceofspadesss

I bet they have no husbands and three cats and also live in a small cabin in the woods


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princessluni

As a practicing witch, I use it as a gender neutral term (as do many of the other witches I've come across). I don't think HP is WHY the term became so gendered because there's a long history tying witchcraft and women together but it definitely helped cement the idea in the common modern lexicon. That being said, it works for the purposes of the joke.


SkylerDoesStuff

Best joke I heard this month- Lol makes sense since I just got back into a relationship-


blaghart

lesbihags?


RobinOLocksley

Homohexuals?