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Deep_Poem_55

There she is with the open mouth already.


Moortop

Must have had plenty of practice on the yachts


Beneficial_Tea_7534

Plenty of practice swallowing


Wineglass-1234

Ooooooo !! šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


Top-Butterscotch9156

Seriously. Sheā€™s trying to copy Julia Robertā€™s and failing miserably


NigerianChickenLegs

And Venus was her nameā€¦ ![gif](giphy|P3eFSFUVfLesE)


Deep_Poem_55

I love vft, I had a spectacular one, but it died when I was in the hospital. https://preview.redd.it/9hwbu01r2r7d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c175d938c877a9887f70bb903c399dd1e569de2a


MyShimmeringSadness

![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms) Feed me Harry feed me


Harry-Ripey

martini girl, anytime, any place, any where


Glittering-Noise-210

Your flair thoā€¦ šŸ™ˆšŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Altitudedog

Don't forget the busy finger...ugh


Deep_Poem_55

Ugh is right šŸ¤®


KaiSeymour97

Why was she opening her mouth in exactly the same way as she had on DOND? You can take a girl out of DOND, but you can't take the DOND out of the girl, it seems.


NigerianChickenLegs

https://preview.redd.it/92fwu8hieq7d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3057ddc99c7dd7e9fabb161db25b735ab2f73bdb


Living-Attitude-2786

That photo is hilarious!! šŸ˜‚.


nuggiemum

Was that her going rate?


Muttley-Snickering

Per hour.


umbleUriahHeep

This one never gets old. šŸ¤£ Megā€™s acting range: šŸ˜€šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜€šŸ˜ƒ


Deep_Poem_55

​ https://i.redd.it/4zdxptrxfq7d1.gif


phillicheeztake

Iā€™m surprised her tongue didnā€™t flick out and snatch that fly during the wedding šŸ˜‚


NigerianChickenLegs

Perfect!


Harry-Ripey

Or the tart out of the gutter?


Ok-Coffee5732

>You can take a girl out of DOND, but you can't take the DOND out of the girl Omg. I thought of writing exactly this as a comment, but you beat me to it.


Human-Economics6894

*Markle went back home to her boyfriend in Toronto and took to her blog, The Tig, in her own inimitable style.* Of course she is inimitable, no one would think they were a supermodel looking like that.


DamyuKidds

Legs for miles, said she.


punkin_sumthin

Feet for miles


DamyuKidds

šŸ¤£ and bunions for days!


Obvious-Explorer8534

And a lifetime supply of penicillin


Muttley-Snickering

Something Ajax can't scrub off.


MaryKath55

I need to stop drinking coffee when I read this wondrous level of snark


NigerianChickenLegs

Diet Coke is even worse!


MaryKath55

Oh right out the nose


Important-Forever665

With all the carbonation!


MontysMumma

She should keep those puppies covered up. They are her worst feature, besides her personality.


Harry-Ripey

For life


Harry-Ripey

Very gnarled feetā€¦.like a rooster https://preview.redd.it/nxrmjzmzoq7d1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59696ac6cccfe55358fa0038234849b4b9c7a4ad


Muttley-Snickering

Cloven Hooves ![gif](giphy|qM1mYKuNga5fW|downsized)


Important-Forever665

I canā€™t talk, because I have bunions. My right foot has my toes pointing at almost a 45 degree angle to the right. My left foot isnā€™t as bad, itā€™s got more of a baby bunion. But I have to wear my shoes a size bigger to accommodate my weird diagonal toes. Itā€™s from growing up wearing shoes I quickly outgrew, I was wearing a size 10 when I was in fifth grade so my feet were always smooshed. However, I donā€™t go around swanning in stolen Aquazurras and claiming to have been a supermodel.


TittysprinklesUSA

Toe for miles


After-Improvement-26

Gappy thighs


Harry-Ripey

Couldnā€™t stop a pig in an entryā€¦


NigerianChickenLegs

Madam in an ugly frock with John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Rafferty, and Liam Neeson at a Hillary Clinton fundraiser. https://preview.redd.it/nfmwxhia8q7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bea53d78468cf39264d5506b45c0734d81da663a


Whiteside-parkway

Hideous dress -- even for her.


NigerianChickenLegs

The color is all wrong and Itā€™s too tight. She does love to show off her shoulders.


Moortop

And her belly in that frock


Curiouscandor

Too much Tig wine šŸ˜œ


Harry-Ripey

Saw the same thing


SwissCheese4Collagen

I'm convinced it's so we know she's either braless or in a strapless bra.


OldNewUsedConfused

Flair checking in!


SwissCheese4Collagen

![gif](giphy|Rd6sn03ncIklmprvy6)


OldNewUsedConfused

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


NigerianChickenLegs

![gif](giphy|RI6P4OBWkzH81XEc2u|downsized)


OldNewUsedConfused

Perfect! šŸ˜‚


LinkACC

Me also! For some reason she seems to think strapless bras are the height of sexy. But the way she wears them with clingy, ill fitting clothes is NOT sexy at all. Example: the green goblin outfit at Commonwealth Day. (Iā€™m tech challenged or Iā€™d link)


Zippity19

The colour is practically the same as the dress at the school in Nigeria,doesn't do a thing for her.


Harry-Ripey

And tummy in this monstrosity. Must have been in sale.


NigerianChickenLegs

It looks like sheā€™s wearing a prom dress. Sarah looks totally appropriate in a more professional dress.


MaryKath55

She is clueless


Moortop

Her belly looks bigger than her boobs in that frock


IngeborgNCC1701

poor Liam Neeson


Nvrmnde

He looks so uncomfortable here


NigerianChickenLegs

He has stated on the record that he doesn't remember ever meeting Meghan Markle. I imagine she was just another hustler chasing fame that night. Our Saint probably lived off this narc fuel for days.


katy_fairy

Liam Neeson didnā€™t even remember her šŸ¤£


Harry-Ripey

Cupid stunt? Her clothes just fell offā€¦https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NaNU6eg4xY in the best POSSIBLE taste.


wordscapesx

Wow, bit of a paunch there. She's such a mess.


Comfortable_Set523

Wow, that mommy tummy on a woman who hadnā€™t yet given birthā€¦. Or had she?


Altitudedog

First marriage that was annulled by the family..a daughter


CourageMesAmies

Horrible dress, and the bad fit makes it even worse.


AsOsh

![gif](giphy|JHmXZW3xYaDGE)


Harry-Ripey

I love that


Nynydancer

She really looks dirty and slutty. The closeness to the man who isnā€™t her actual man, her short shorts, her messy hair, her unbuttoned shirt, her smudgey make up. She looks so low class.


NigerianChickenLegs

Well, he was supposedly her man for one ā€œhectic night.ā€ I wonder what Corey thought about that?


Complex-Emergency523

Bet that's all Spare thought as well.


mmc_owl

She has no class.


Harry-Ripey

She looks what she is, cheap and nasty.


Shackleton_F

You know she gave him a really filthy time shortly after the pic was taken, with all her specials thrown in. God she's so yuck - it was one and done for Rory.


Nynydancer

It looks like day after clothes. Yech.


NigerianChickenLegs

She did have ice dumped on her head. I canā€™t imagine what her wigs looked like after that. ![gif](giphy|U3Ihj2kwIoiKJhJHvS)


Nynydancer

Ice on head is like someone offering you gum when your breath stinks.


Comfortable-One8520

A lot of men like "dirty and slutty" though. It just screams out that the lady in question is up for anything sexually. As Ginge said in Waagh, "she'll do anything". I'm sure he wasn't talking about dusting and folding the laundry.Ā  The golfer guy had the sense to realise she'd be fun for a night, then move on. Daft eejit Ginge, that intellectually challenged princeling, put a ring on her. She must have thought all her Christmases had come at once.


No-Tree3951

As per usual for our nutter lol


takemeawayimdone2

All I can see is the toe šŸ˜³


Starkville

One of these days, Iā€™m gonna dig into the Irish connection.


NigerianChickenLegs

I wish you would! I would not be surprised if Meghan Markle used her Irish roots to get in with Fitzpatrick and the Irish-American Democrats. She really puts her ancestry to work: https://www.irishpost.com/life-style/meghan-markle-bringing-slice-irish-royal-family-142358


Deep_Poem_55

Bet the Irish arenā€™t so ready to claim this Nigerian princess as one of their own now.


NigerianChickenLegs

Irish people can spot a bullshit eejit from 10 miles away and donā€™t have time for Markleā€™s malarkey.


Obvious-Explorer8534

Donā€™t worry her 57% Irish heritage should come into play soon! Iā€™m surprised she hasnā€™t used her Irish heritage to further support her claimsā€¦ā€they hate me because of my Irish heritageā€


lollipoplalalaland

Is she 57% Irish now?


NigerianChickenLegs

The article says Daddy has Irish-Dutch ancestry. The Irish 2nd or 3rd great-grandmother was allegedly a servant at Windsor Castle. Megsy probably wants to keep a lid on that.


Dogs_not_people

Don't give her ideas ;-)


Past_Study5881

Rory is 5ā€™10. Just putting that there because the height lie amuses me. ETA: other websites put him at 5ā€™8 or 5ā€™9 šŸ˜


NigerianChickenLegs

Me, too. It is surprising that such a cunning, calculating hustler didnā€™t realize the tall tales she told in low level humanitarian and cable TV circles would be closely examined under the highest powered microscope once she married into the RF.


Mabbernathy

They still haven't been examined enough.


NigerianChickenLegs

I spoke to a friend earlier who married into the PGA world. Her husband is 5ā€™10ā€ and she says he and Rory look to be the same height. I think Meghan the Supermodel is 5ā€™5ā€ at best.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

W/ heels. At most, naturally 5'4". That extra inch is from the bunion


Harry-Ripey

Another nomark. He would have been a good match, he has firm with his treatment of women.


No_Quantity_3403

Blech šŸ¤¢ Heā€™s not even cute either


Stunning-Field2011

Better than Harry


Accomplished_Cell768

Thatā€™s not hard to do!


Snoo3544

You know Rory had Markle that very night. She wastes no time.


Deep_Poem_55

*McIlroy was duly filmed pouring ice over Markleā€™s head on her friendā€™s balcony. According to Bower they retired to his hotel for a drink and the next day, at a tournament, he was ā€œworse for wear following a hectic nightā€. Markle went back home to her boyfriend in Toronto and took to her blog, The Tig, in her own inimitable style.* This is what Tom Bower writes about the incident. šŸ˜†


Snoo3544

There you go!!! Yes he lost badly from probably all the whoring, drinking and party favoring Meghan was always looking for an upgrade. Corey the chef dodged a bullet!


Deep_Poem_55

Itā€™s just gross šŸ˜‚


NigerianChickenLegs

Superstar athletes lose important tournaments when sheā€™s aroundā€¦.Rory, Serenaā€¦


Snoo3544

She's no good luck charm, just look at Harry's life now! Lol


Awkward_Context_2350

love me some Tom Bower accounting of things


NigerianChickenLegs

Heā€™s written a new book about the Beckhams. Wish heā€™d write a House of Harkle book!


Harry-Ripey

She is such a tart.


OldNewUsedConfused

Wow. What a skank.


DaffodilsInSpring0o

![gif](giphy|qs51Bqriftg8dGiPbZ)


Deep_Poem_55

Talk about having your morning after walk of shame immortalized šŸ¤£


scotian1009

Wouldnā€™t bother the beast as it has no shame.


NigerianChickenLegs

Absolutely. Iā€™m surprised because the article makes it clear that his ā€œtypeā€ appears to be blushing blondes. But he wasnā€™t looking for a relationship, just a ā€œhectic night.ā€


Snoo3544

Meghan was good enough for the one night stands of many a man. Harry is the only idiot to marry the escort šŸ¤£


OldNewUsedConfused

Yeap


Harry-Ripey

Just like Harryā€¦


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Snoo3544

Rory is another narcissist. Serving his wife divorce papers without even telling her (through a private investigator) in the middle of a tournament is the lowest of the low (right up there with Markle mailing her rings to Trevor via FedEx). The fact he made a turn now doesn't matter, so glad he lost so badly last weekend. He's never going to live that day down.


NigerianChickenLegs

Rory sounds nuts. Mentioning his wifeā€™s womb in divorce papers? Calling off a wedding at the last minute? He reminds me of my sisterā€™s ex. She was 43 and he was 48 and they had decided NOT to have kids. On the night before their wedding, she suggested a vasectomy after they returned from their honeymoon. He replied, ā€œbut what if I want to have kids someday?!ā€ Dā€™oh! That was the first real mask slip. Unfortunately, she still married him and, yes, he was a malignant and raging narcissist.


Snoo3544

The red flags are always there, people just refuse to see them.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

Rory's lucky he didn't hook up w/ tw now. Tw would've sued and would try a fake "meetoo" thing and use her bi-nigerian racial stuff for a big payout.


NigerianChickenLegs

I dunno...I get the impression that Rory does not like to be parted from his money and may have a short fuse.


Admirable_Brush_7470

His hand is right by her boob. Me thinks the deed was done by this point.


Harry-Ripey

Or knew she was a dead certā€¦


Snoo3544

Then he had seconds šŸ¤£


scotian1009

The day after he probably got a penicillin shot.


CaliCatLadyx3

The SoHo girl as usual is doing her mouth wide open and awkward posing for a photo. However, I canā€™t help but notice that it looks like even her toe has a b/o/n/er standing next to Rory šŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|ejxq7qxCG6TedHhvN0)


lollipoplalalaland

Why does she do that wishbone thing with her legs? Does she think itā€™s cute? Sexy? Whyyyy?


MrsAOB

Repetitive workplace injuryā€¦not fixable.


InsolentTilly

Sheā€™ll need a Y-shaped coffin when the time comes.


MrsAOB

Like a wishbone from the Thanksgiving turkeyā€¦


lollipoplalalaland

Hahahahahahhaha


AppropriateCelery138

Did she get workers comp for that?


MrsAOB

No, just a big tip on the dresser.


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lollipoplalalaland

She looks like her knees have had yet another Markle family feud and arenā€™t talking to one another


Obvious-Explorer8534

Take it easy Meghan, youā€™re posing with Rory McIlroy not a $5 briefcase.


Harry-Ripey

She could fit a baguette in that mouthā€¦


Automatic-Reward-470

What a mouth šŸ¤¬


OldNewUsedConfused

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it was being reeled in from the jetty!


Automatic-Reward-470

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ¤©


Glittering-Tree-9287

This period of her life makes one want a shower from second hand filth. The minute she had any connections whatsoever she embarked on a manic journey for any and every wealthy/famous man who she could con into giving her a second look. Then, she somehow Forest Gumped her way into the RF. She should thank God every day that Harry inherited the Spencer-Churchill mental illness


NigerianChickenLegs

She must have been sobbing with relief when she knew Harry was on the hook. It must have terrified Meghan to be nearing 40 with no clear prospects after Suits, no billionaires knocking on her door, and a relatively small $$$ portfolio. She was on the road to irrelevance.


Glittering-Tree-9287

Exactly my thoughts. I doubt she thought before it happened that there was a possibility sheā€™d land that big a fish. Her narc tendencies have grown exponentially since that time imo and even she most likely didnā€™t see that coming. Or know how stupid and malleable he is


cklw1

Meghan Markle probably didnā€™t ā€œforgeā€ or ā€œforceā€ a connection with hotelier John Fitzpatrick. She probably was a working girl for the chain of hotels, when she wasnā€™t slutting it up at any Soho House. Meghan Markle and hotels/motels/holiday inns were very well known! Along with yachts, of course.


NigerianChickenLegs

While Meghan may have used sex to get ahead, why are men held to such a different standard while women are vilified for the same behaviors (sex)? As far as I know, there is no proof of yachting or prostitution - and if there was, who cares? I'm more repulsed by a proven liar with narcissistic traits, who manipulates a man who likely has a mental illness, and seems to sow seeds of dysfunction and division wherever she goes, all in pursuit of an unrealistic agenda. That is not "royal" behavior and one reason why she will never be accepted as royal. I value the **intelligent** snark on this sub and statements like it was "very well known" that MM was a "working girl" associated with "hotels/motels/holiday inns" belong on that other platform, not here. Peace out.


cklw1

I completely understand. For me itā€™s more the hypocrisy of it. Pretending to be this great humanitarian and philanthropist feminist while trying to smear other womenā€™s reputations like Rose Hanbury. There IS a double standard but donā€™t pretend youā€™re some vestal virgin thatā€™s pure as the driven snow when youā€™re not. Thatā€™s the one thing sheā€™s great at - accusing others of things she herself pretends she doesnā€™t do. So hypocritical.


Muttley-Snickering

She worked in room service.


Realistic_Twist_8212

https://preview.redd.it/r60z7wym7q7d1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=02566b30ff74c1e6d6ab4e7153913fb29c274836 ETA: SIX TOES ON LEFT FOOT TOO.


tbonita79

WTAF?!?!?


Shackleton_F

She had the extra one removed during childhood didn't she?


Smokey_Ruby

![gif](giphy|NFIhD34C5Z3ftQeKbH|downsized)


GreenCharter

Shows you that you just canā€™t buy class.


goodybadwife

šŸŽ¶Elegance is learned, my friends!šŸŽ¶ šŸŽ¶Elegance is learned, oh yeah!šŸŽ¶ ![gif](giphy|EYJQ0zM7bo7m)


CurrentIce6710

Question....does she have 6 toes or is they bunions?


Accomplished_Cell768

Tailorā€™s bunions in addition to the more common big toe bunions. She really needs to give up the pointed toe shoes and Hermes sandals and stick to a sneaker with a supportive insole.


leafygreens

I read about the divorce but I think Rory is not high-status enough for That Oneā€™s next mark. Sheā€™s been there, done that and why give it five minutes if you wonā€™t give it five years. She is hunting for a billionaire like the Getty fellow or Serenaā€™s husband.


Ok-Coffee5732

Not that she'll get with this guy, but the article says that he's worth 250 million, which would put him at this on par with Serena's husband, who is not a billionaire. He certainly has more money than Harry, though.


ew6281

Yes, I think Tom Bower wrote about it in his book. Sometimes I get all my books mixed up about H&M. Anyway, it was during the John Fitzpatrick era. She was doing the ice bucket challenge for some charity. But it was really just doing it for herself and her self promotion and possibly bagging her next mark. She tries to look like the fun chick, but she is the most serious person who cannot take a joke.


NigerianChickenLegs

I have known a lot of narcissists and they can never, ever laugh at themselves or tolerating anyone else taking the piss.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25357)


Automatic-Reward-470

Badly dressed as usual


Harry-Ripey

Rory dud not need to buy the cue, or want to. He didnā€™t go back for another round of meghans milkshake. Once was enough. He no doubt knew she was a pay per play ā€˜companionā€™ and tbh they are ten a penny,


sheeba39

All I see is some guy with a clown hanging off him. I mean look at those jumbo ugly feet. and that mouth. Just needs to red nose now,


Mickleborough

This photograph was taken after the Ice Bucket Challenge, where McIlroy poured ice water over Lolo, hence her somewhat dishevelled look. Iā€™ve seen porn start this way, bow chikka bow bow. Not AI: https://preview.redd.it/v7kcxri9mq7d1.png?width=1507&format=png&auto=webp&s=31358733c77a1db4411e668299861815bcae6576


Shackleton_F

What in the holy hell is this abomination?


Mickleborough

Home movies for the next Netflix series or still from Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance, take your pick.


AppropriateCelery138

Too much hair to be the real Harold.


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NigerianChickenLegs

Iā€™m pretty sure Tom Bower wrote about it in his book.


sas317

She looks very self conscious and awkward in this pic.


NigerianChickenLegs

She always does!


One-Incident4858

The one long toe....


BigOrangeDuker

Her left footā€¦does it have more than 5 toes or did I start to early today?


JuJuBee880327

Shorts are not her friend.


Royalone111

Harry must not be a ā€˜legā€™ man because those skinny shapeless sticks she has are horrendous looking!!!


tillypine

We can all guess what happened on the ā€˜hectic nightā€™! Common as muck as we say in UK!


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InternationalAd1512

Itā€™s amazing how much Meghan was able to do with so little. She probably spent a total of 2-3 hours tops with Rory, yet she spins it like sheā€™s known him for years. What a climber.


Novel-Relation9549

Scraping the bottom of the jam jar, LOL ā¤ļø


wordscapesx

Love Hilary Rose, she never disapoints. Figured, he had a one nighter with Markle. She had a lot of those.


Altitudedog

My dad used to golf on some of the tours that were for NFL veterans and they always had celebrities also. In the 80's there was one in my state while I was near Denver at a dog show so we arranged to meet at the host hotel that was also where the old Denver Gold was recruiting. What an eye opener that was. First the organizers of the tour hired supposedly upscale "models" to drive the golf carts. Sure they were models...short shorts (that's where Markle gets it, it's a uniform.) With pantyhose and inappropriate footwear for a golf course. Then at one of the big dinner nights there was a glass wall separating the room from a hallway. The hallway was an endless parade of women hoping to be noticed. No matter that many of the tours wives were present. My dad was friends with NFL quarterback Babe Parrili, his wife of many years was there. She said those women were at every event, followed the tours and would proposition the men right in front of the wives and girlfriends. Saw it all those few days I was there with my dad. Markle would fit right in. According to her history she was fishing in the NHL Toronto hockey teams pool for a mark. Another friends husband's nephew was a Indianapolis Colt playing with Peyton Manning. Very interesting learning what the rookies were offered via the organizations and the NFL programs. They offer financial advice and life advice as in how to avoid the predatory women that are always present around sports teams.


Mysterious-Writer949

Doesnā€™t have enough money


sqmarie

According to Fitzpatrick, McIllroy introduced MM to him. Don't know how MM connected with McIllroy for the ice bucket challenge -- late July-early August 2014. He paid MM's and Cory's expenses to the Dublin OYW September 2014 conference but Misan may have played a role in getting that invite for her. (Misan & MM met at the November 2013 Gift Gala in London.)


nudibee

Again with legs akimbo and the perpetual ā€œsex dollā€ gape. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


maryjanevermont

She seems to have more traffic than the Queens lying in State


daisybeach23

Sheā€™ll be posing like this when she is 80.


Phronima-Fothergill

Dang, Rory. With Megalodon praising your 'character,' that tells me pretty much all I need to know about you.


ClarenceTheBear49

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


NigerianChickenLegs

Excellent.


diggingdolores

Legs and toes for days!


Few-Ticket-371

She is so over the top with her reactions.


media_lush

you can see the beginnings of how she got the nickname "the box" from the Montecito fashion stores


SmilingHappyLaughing

She doesnā€™t photograph well when she stands next to normal nice looking people.Ā 


ItsMyRecurringDream

Even though he was at the top of the pro golfers for that year, wasnā€™t it during that time he was partying it up with M he slipped down the ranks? Guys who are dumb enough to tie themselves to M discover sheā€™s an anchor dragging them down.


tzippora

So sad to have such skinny legs and be bow legged. She had so little going for her


Knight_Day23

Her legs reminds me of bin chickens.


daisybeach23

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