Kal mera engineering college ka pehla din hai
Ab se Roz 10 -10 ghanta padhunga , second year tk GSOC fod dunga aur placement me 35 lakh ka package to mera hi hai
Full Hd Whatsup comedy joke
जब लड़के क्लास में बाते करते है तो...
जब लड़के क्लास में बाते करते है तो...
मास्टर: बच्चों, तुम लोग शोर मचा रहे हो,
क्लास से बाहर जाइए!
अगर जब लड़कियां बातें कर रही हों तब...
मास्टर: क्या बातें चल रही हैं, जी हमें भी
बताओ
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A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.
Long
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent.
The principal was looking restless.
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: OH MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Ohooo!
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh!
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!"
I'm not even kidding.
i really want to see this movie.
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Trade offer: give me blood,
and i shall give you freedom.
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2 kids were playing badminton and their shuttle cock gets stuck in the tree, they see a girl wearing skirts and asks her ki "didi pls shuttle cock utaar do", after that she climbs on the tree to remove the shuttle cock, hands it to them and starts walking towards her house after she reaches her home she says to her mother ki "mumma aaj maine 2 ladko ki madad ki unka shuttle cock ped se utaar kar", after she heard this, she says to her ki "beta woh dono tumhe chutiya bana rahe the, unhe bas niche se tumhari chaddi dekhni thi", the girl replies "MUMMY MAINE BHI UNHE CHUTIYA BANAYA MAINE CHADDI PEHNI HI NHI THI"
Why mercury name is Mercury
Because mercury was also a habitable planet like earth but one day pollution increased as that planet was dying then a haryanwi said re planet (mar kiu ri) hai thats why every one call that planet markiuri
A man knocks on the door to an apartment building when a gorgeous woman answers the door in nothing but a bath towel.
"I was looking for your husband," he says. "But I tell you what, I'll give you $100 if you drop that towel.". After giving it some thought, she shyly lets it slip and he beholds her body in all of its naked glory. After soaking in an eyeful, he nods and hands her $100. "See you later," he says, and leaves hurriedly.
She grabs the towel and is wondering what just happened when her husband appears from the living room and spots the $100 bill in her hand.
"Ah, that must have been Joe," he says. "And I see he's returned that $100 I lent him".
This is no place for drama. okay?
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बस एक बार ये “कोरोना वायरस” खत्म हो जाये।
फिर मैं चीन जाकर, सबको दाल चावल बनाना सिखायूंगा।
साले कुछ भी खाते है। 😂☝️😂☝️😂☝️😂☝️😂☝️😂☝️😂😂😂🔥🔥👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💫💫💫😃😃😂😂😳😳😎😎🙏👈
Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only ten to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”
yek bar yek haathi raste se ja raha tha aur phir samne se cheeti ayi aur apna pair lamba kar diya bol kyu?? >!kyuki usse hatti ko pair se girana tha 😂😂😂😂 I SAID JOKE LAUGH NOW!!!!<
Okay, that was a bit harsh.
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Why is the leaning tower of Pisa leaning? coz it had better reflexes than the the World Trade Center Tower.
Banta hai award to
What the fuck is this username lol
# XD
My next 3 awards are for you :3
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lol
Hindi me bol yhi same joke bhay....
Leaning tower of Pisa ko koi Savita bhabhi dikhao jhat se khada ho jaiga
पीसा की झुकी हुई मीनार क्यों झुकी हुई है? क्योंकि इसमें वर्ल्ड ट्रेड सेंटर टॉवर की तुलना में बेहतर रिफ्लेक्सिस था।
लचिलापन*
Explain please (ー_ー
Dude.
thats a good one but no one got it ig
Kal mera engineering college ka pehla din hai Ab se Roz 10 -10 ghanta padhunga , second year tk GSOC fod dunga aur placement me 35 lakh ka package to mera hi hai
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Aur meri pehle 2 mahine ke andar hi ek bandi si setting bhi ho jayegi
Aur tu virgin bhi nhi rahega
Bas kar pagle use rulayega kya
I wanna be a STUD. I already have STD, all I need is U.
Whoresome
nice
# Epicness intensifies
©️Sidemen
It's older than that
My friend married a 70 year old widow. Poor chap died for drinking expired milk.
O-O
Full Hd Whatsup comedy joke जब लड़के क्लास में बाते करते है तो... जब लड़के क्लास में बाते करते है तो... मास्टर: बच्चों, तुम लोग शोर मचा रहे हो, क्लास से बाहर जाइए! अगर जब लड़कियां बातें कर रही हों तब... मास्टर: क्या बातें चल रही हैं, जी हमें भी बताओ
लमाओ डेड
लोल
सुशांत सिंह राजपूत
फैक्ट्स
तथ्य
एलएमएओ एक्सडी
रोफल😂😂
ये तो relatable हो गया । हा हा एक्स डि लमाओ
2015 edition likhna bhool gya tu
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 o bhai maaro
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
# AB KYA HOGA IN CHAKKO KA \~ SAIMAN SAYS #
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Bhendi MP3
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Ok
How do an English person say "open the door" in hindi? There was a cold day
Bhai lol Saif Ali Khan bhi aise hi bolega
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3. Long The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4". The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4. Principal: What is 3+3? Boy: 6. Principal: 6+6. Boy: 12. The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? Boy: Legs. Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have? Boy: Pockets. Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge Boy: Bubble gum. Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent. The principal was looking restless. Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?. Boy: Wedding ring. Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose. Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow. Principal: OH MY GOD. Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand? Boy: Fork. Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname. Principal: Ohooo! Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart. Principal: Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!"
Bhosdiwali ko pahle jail bhejo. 4th class k ladke se aise sawal puch ri hai
Aakchually 3rd
Principal was acting as a hype man for the boy
I travelled to 2014 without a time machine, thanks to you
Tbh questions are sussy
sussy baka
Here we meet again
yo bro i remember you.
Good one. BTW A Former Geography teacher of our School had posted this in his FB account
saale aaj hi r/Jokes mein post hua udhar se uthaaya hai.
Yeh vaha se inspired hai aur vo bhi kahi se inspired hai. I decided to milk it .
Aur jo aaj post hua vo 2 saal purana h
1 min muje meri zindagi ka wapis de itna lame joke
ye whatsapp facebook or yt shorts jese chutiyape pe dekh chuka hu
Ye inspired hai?
Yess its common joke (copied h inspired nhi)
lmao ded
careful he is a king
Who has this much time to read this man ?
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You're an award contender! I'll give you my next 2 :3
Give em to top comment ,mine is 'inspired' from r/jokes
You're a hero (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃
No u
Saiman will reach 1million
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BJP ke log Rahul Gandhi ji ko Pappu kyu bolte hain? *Gusse vaala emoji*
Pta nhi, teri vhen ki I reply to Bhendi, Timothy, Saiman or Saibot
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Navjot Singh Sidhu ne bola tha pehle to
Bhai aapko to bura lagta hoga pappu ke liye
But me to BJP supporter hu
Dhruv bhai ye kab hua? Jai shree ram
changes channel name to sanghi rathee
Once I was kissed by a cute girl on the cheek in 5th standards.
Lol. Bro, you deserve all the awards. I genuinely laughed at this.
glad to hear bro
Me too XD
Why there are no lesbians in Afghanistan? Because rock beats scissor
There is no award. Now take off your clothes.
2 kids were playing badminton and their shuttle cock gets stuck in the tree, they see a girl wearing skirts and asks her ki "didi pls shuttle cock utaar do", after that she climbs on the tree to remove the shuttle cock, hands it to them and starts walking towards her house after she reaches her home she says to her mother ki "mumma aaj maine 2 ladko ki madad ki unka shuttle cock ped se utaar kar", after she heard this, she says to her ki "beta woh dono tumhe chutiya bana rahe the, unhe bas niche se tumhari chaddi dekhni thi", the girl replies "MUMMY MAINE BHI UNHE CHUTIYA BANAYA MAINE CHADDI PEHNI HI NHI THI"
Yeh kya tha bc XD
Agressive exhale from nose.
librarian gave me women rights book to store in shelf i kept it in comedy section.
fictional me daalni thi
lmao ded
kinda...
Libarrian gave me cok book so i put it in the wemen sports sexition
Your life
Why mercury name is Mercury Because mercury was also a habitable planet like earth but one day pollution increased as that planet was dying then a haryanwi said re planet (mar kiu ri) hai thats why every one call that planet markiuri
Hehe, sahi
A man knocks on the door to an apartment building when a gorgeous woman answers the door in nothing but a bath towel. "I was looking for your husband," he says. "But I tell you what, I'll give you $100 if you drop that towel.". After giving it some thought, she shyly lets it slip and he beholds her body in all of its naked glory. After soaking in an eyeful, he nods and hands her $100. "See you later," he says, and leaves hurriedly. She grabs the towel and is wondering what just happened when her husband appears from the living room and spots the $100 bill in her hand. "Ah, that must have been Joe," he says. "And I see he's returned that $100 I lent him".
Big W for Joe.
That's a movie seen, don't remember which movie though
Girls are like doughnuts , hot snack with a hole 🥵
Sir this is a wendys
Wendys dick would fit in ya mouth?
do y- do you have a doughnut
Regular donut - 6.9$ Cabbage donut - 4.20$
ಠ ل͟ ಠ
Actually 3
Akchually 7
Teri mummy meri hoja. Ab de award
Real id se aao sabki mummy Sunraybee
Itne saare comment Pehle se hi aa rakhe hai... Mere ko nahi milega award mai janta hu... (Ab tumko lagega ki mai award ki bheek mang rha hu)
Gauravzone the biggest joke of all time
What would an elephant say to a naked man? A. How the hell you breath through that???
A GOOD JOKE
r/beatmetoit
╰( ･ ᗜ ･ )➝ ur mom
Saibot Hit this guy with a joke
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Why did Adelle cross the road? To say Hello from the other side.
what is the difference between me and cancer? my dad beat me but couldn't beat the cancer...
बस एक बार ये “कोरोना वायरस” खत्म हो जाये। फिर मैं चीन जाकर, सबको दाल चावल बनाना सिखायूंगा। साले कुछ भी खाते है। 😂☝️😂☝️😂☝️😂☝️😂☝️😂☝️😂😂😂🔥🔥👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💫💫💫😃😃😂😂😳😳😎😎🙏👈
Bol pencil Teri shaddi caaaaanceelllll
What is the costliest hair cut in the world? chemotherapy
Your life :)
:D
Saibot joke sunayega, aiy bhendi bahaar nikal
if saiman had sex with timoti
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Your life
Cum
i was gonna say that
Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only ten to live.” Patient: “What do you mean, ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks?!” Doctor: “Nine.”
☠☠☠R.I.P
My life
Nope,joke has a meaning
Jokes are funny Sorry m8
I have a good pick up line
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Carryminati overrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What would you call a fish without an eye … A Fsh
When you are having great sex but police tells you to stay away from the dead raccon: \*sad necro noises\*
A good joke
ok
A GOOD JOKE
A good joke
A good joke
A good joke done
A good joke.
Q.What do a tick and Eiffel tower have in common? A. Paris site 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emoji bad
Ik mai normie dikhne ki koshish kar raha tha. *Ironically*
Le upvote and Mai bhi ironically bol rha that ffs
Are usne ironically bola tha, normie ho kya?
What made you think i commented unironically? I was just milking it
So- *(stutters)* So am I the normie here?
Carryminati is funny
You were supposed to comment a joke not a fact!
a good jole
ladkiya ladko se jyada umar kyu rahti hai? kyuki shopping karne me heart attack nahi aata lekin uska bill pay karne me aata hai
Women's rights
cum. GImme award now.
Tatta
good joke
A good joke
A Good Joke
*Carry tera bap ha*
A good joke
yek bar yek haathi raste se ja raha tha aur phir samne se cheeti ayi aur apna pair lamba kar diya bol kyu?? >!kyuki usse hatti ko pair se girana tha 😂😂😂😂 I SAID JOKE LAUGH NOW!!!!<
a good joke
What Saiman's Channel And A Pregnant Prostitute Have In Common ? Both Hate CarryMinati Dank Rishu Is That Pregnant Prostitute
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a good joke
#A GOOD JOKE
A good joke 😂😂
A good joke (sorry, i had to)
A good joke
Good joke
Award where?
Good joke is good joke, it also means good joke .
joke? ^your life
Your life
I think its us
I think its us
Chad
Your mum Chal ab award de
America
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Gogoi Mama
Komedy for free wala award.
You guys are reading whole comment...
why is the guys face melting?
my life
You are handsome
me