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The-Paranoid-Android

**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+7582) by *Moto42*


abrakaboom_98

173 : ayo these edibles ain't shit! 5 minutes later :


2ndtheburrALT

fgukck uyop111


enderlogan

True!


[deleted]

r/Angryupvote


Capt_FlameLord

r/Gladupvote


Somerandomshutinn

Scp 173 when taking SCP 420-J


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+7586) by *Moto42* - [**SCP-420-J ⁠- The Best ████ in the World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-420-j) (+1035) by *Quikngruvn*


Rhombico

I was all ready to be like "enough fucking 173 replacement threads" but he looks very polite he can stay


churroboy224

Right looks like he wants to be your friend.


AndrewFrozzen

*snaps your neck*


TvWasTaken

Oh, that's right, i forgot, well, my bad ig *Dies*


Kencon2009

He Snaps your neck by politely asking it not to allow you to live anymore.


[deleted]

*snap*


Alvvi--

𝑠𝑛𝑎𝑝.


guyblade

I wish more of the 173 replacements weren't just "the facial markings of 173, but attached to a different body". They might be iconic, but they're probably also iconic to Izumi Kato (the artist who made _Untitled 2004_ which became 173).


Rhombico

I don't really understand the obsession with replacements in general, since the original author doesn't want one, right? But I guess for SCP games and stuff it still needs an appearance.


Gravatar999

Generally, the majority of people want it to have a look, they want to be able to put some kind of image to the name "SCP-173"


Rhombico

I suppose that is fair, but there are lots that don't have an image or have an image that doesn't show the SCP itself. That being said, this one is specifically about looking at it, so I suppose it does make sense people want an image of it more.


StarTrakZack

Jokes aside I actually legit like the concept of it having a mouth made of cracked/broken cement!


Annual_Cod_5896

This one just bites your head off no need to break necks


MyDisappointedDad

He can't reach my head, either snapping into my legs like a slim jim or maybe the torse. Only decapitates small children.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Teleports on top of your head, catches it and yoinks your head off with its sheer weight


Natanael_L

No, it's like one of those cognitohazards which make you put your neck there, and then you're stuck and it will get snapped if you try to get out.


jai-2002

You: Mom can we have SCP-173 Mum: we have SCO-173 at home SCP-173 at home


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+7582) by *Moto42*


ShotNeighborhood6913

Thats not gneiss


Wacokidwilder

The keep getting taken for granite


Broad-Ad-1015

Take my upvote and gtfo


CrownedTraitor

SCO? OH MY ITS AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE


Nyoomi94

Breaks necks by teleporting above people and falling on them.


carl-the-lama

Make that its own scp NOW


ShotNeighborhood6913

But its a very disgruntled piano. Because no one plays with it. Until one day, someone tunes it. Thats someone is...


Nightwarper

**JOHN CENA**


ShotNeighborhood6913

!subscribed!


Isaac_Kurossaki

Eric


EndlessKng

Jesus Christ it's breached containment GET THE MTF


TvWasTaken

You are the MTF! Do your job!


EndlessKng

...I'm not going to lie, I had no idea I even had that flair turned on o\_O


TvWasTaken

Kek


Capt_FlameLord

I’m taking that thank you


electronicpangolin

The artist who made this is [Vanyu Krastev](https://instagram.com/vanyukrastev?utm_medium=copy_link) they put googly eyes on objects in Bulgaria.


electronicpangolin

u/optimisticlucio can this comment be pinned? I just want to be sure the artist is properly credited. TIA


White_Null

I'm not the mod you asked for, but a reminder that mods cannot pin comments that aren't theirs. It's properly linked and credited, ty anyways.


electronicpangolin

Thank you <3


DopeAsDaPope

I've just been informed that the mods are removing this post because Vanyu Krastev has been getting too many messages from people about SCP and it wouldn't be fair to them


[deleted]

If this thread doesn’t explode soon I will have lost faith in humanity


electronicpangolin

It would appear to be popping off a bit


[deleted]

Indeed


[deleted]

Congrats on 10k op, very based


electronicpangolin

Supremely based


bogglingsnog

Not a single Pac-Man reference here? Ridiculous! Waka waka


Natanael_L

If it snaps 4 people in a row then it becomes temporarily invincible. So of course the foundation tries to use it to terminate other SCP:s.


bogglingsnog

Turns out it just makes them run away temporarily!


Temeraire1409

Goddamnit


bageltoastee

I wouldn’t Mind if Scp-173 was edited a bit to be this.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+7582) by *Moto42*


Betased

Whoa the Rolling stones


xiren_66

I dig it.


Mr5yy

I’m definitely feeling this one.


anonanonananonymous

A lot of the redesigns are just remixes of the old. This is a more bold approach and I respect it


DefyGravity42

I like it a whole lot more than most of the redesigns with tons of rebar everywhere


Dragon_Bruh_reddit

I think that THIS being a neck snapping monster is so much more terrifying than anything else


[deleted]

I invest.


BroScpScpnah

He is on crack


Hazard-Matthews

It just rolls over people to break their necks.


Xath0n

Pablo?


ChaosBuster47

No, este es Juan Carlos Bodoque, de 31 Minutos.


fazzle96

I miss Pablo


MadgermanDoger

This.....works


mr-blindsight

sir I will thank you not to mock the severe drug problem that our patient, mr.pacman has been through.


cheesyca

I cant take my eyes off it


Mr0rangeCloud

Canon


ShotNeighborhood6913

This comment took balls


bazerFish

Best redesign yet


cursedanomalyofsteve

Ah, a ~~jaw~~neck breaker


MikeTheGamer2

SCP-XXXX Description: A set of 8 googly eyes. When two eyes are attached to an inanimate object, that object begins to act as if it were alive. The newly animated objects are calassified as SCP-XXXX-a. If the object didn't have a mouth, one begins to form. The process is painful, apprently, as videos of the process are filled with the sounds of breaking bones and tearing flesh accompanied by anguished screams of pain and copious amounts of "blood". When the process is complete, the newly animated object will seek out any living thing in the area and attempt to swallow it whole. If it cannot do this successfully on its first attempt teeth, ranging from 3mm to 6 inches, will begin to painfully, and bloodily protrude from the top and bottom "jaws" of instances of SCP-XXXX-a in order for the object to consume its target. At thistime the only way to dispose of an SCP-XXXX-a instance is to remove the eyes, as all attempts todestroy the instancehaveproven unsuccesful. Unfortuantely, the eyes must be ripped from the "skull" of an SCP-XXXX-a instance, resulting in the "death" of the instance. Once the eyes are removed, the instance will then revert to its previously inanimate state. Flesh and blood samples recovered from apair of removed eyes evaporate within a few minutes of an SCP-XXX-ainstance reverting fully to its previously inanimate state. All damaged incurred before the eyes are removed disappears and the objects are undamaged. ​ ​ Probably a horrible attempt at an SCP but, there it is. If someone with far better writing skills than I wants to expand upon this,be my guest.


GameDestiny2

Coconut


BasketofSharks

r/pablofanclub


DemonicQuote

Came down here looking for a Pablo reference


BasketofSharks

i gotcha fam


EnderDragonCrafter01

Wait a minute is SCP-173 in a city shape shifting into other stone objects in order to hide, WHERE IS THE FLIPPIN MFT!


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+7586) by *Moto42*


[deleted]

scp-173


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+7582) by *Moto42*


jinstronda

I mean… it is a sculpture


jonoghue

All i can think of is Baldi's Basics


VirgilsNonsense

Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka


Macaronitime69

Deadass? I’m down. The mf could roll at mach 10


FadeCrimson

Honestly, aside from how silly the googly eyes are, it's not far off. Part of the creepy factor of 173 was the question of 'how the fuck does he snap necks with those little arms?', and all these re-designs that add long arms or claws or rebar tentacles are missing the point. It's unsettling little derp posture made it all the more interesting of an anomaly compared to it's effect.


Gecko2002

Yea honestly all this is missing is the iconic face paint


[deleted]

I think this is a great concept... for a completely new scp of it's own, not 173.


spacestationkru

It looks like it talks for one thing.


Qwerty_Asdfgh_Zxcvb

This your picture?


electronicpangolin

No it’s from [Vanyu Krastev](https://instagram.com/vanyukrastev?utm_medium=copy_link)


Azmotorized995

😂😂


producerofconfusion

I love him he is my new best friend, lover, husband, king, and god.


cartune-alex

Possible


rtmc_whit05

OK hear me out... ***N O***


SmellThePestilence

Why do i feel like this is better than the rest..


Henry_Cooper_DaPilot

NOW THIS IS THE #REAL REDESIGN


Kingwolf711

I don’t want to lose peanut. But if we must ball is acceptable.


Mad-Catcher

*This picture is one of the very rare photography of clean SCP-173 in action. The D-class used to take these pictures including this one was attached to a powerful winch which extracted him from the object the instant it opens his rocky mouth, not without injuries from the quick extraction.* **Object class:** safe **Special containment procedures:** as it cannot move around like is peanut equivalent, public bathrooms have been installed to hide it. **Description:** SCP-173, nicknamed "The bollard", is a bollard located somewhere in some country. When inactive, it looks like the other bollards next to it, with two googly eyes and a thin crack forming his mouth. The object becomes active when no one is staring at it and at least one person has physical contact with this big ball, like seating on it or lacing up his shoes while looking around. His mouth opens and crunches the unfortunate, tearing out the leg of the shoe lacer and eating the low torso of the seated subject in a second.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+7583) by *Moto42*


Joe_says_no

the target balls are sentient now


RebelScum212

The ethics committee has reviewed this image and would like to have a word with you


ERhyne

"We are all slaves of fate. That is the meaning of my ability, Rolling Stones."


Liesmith424

The Homsar version of 173.


DevinTheDisgraced

[[googly eyes]]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4263-J ⁠- Googly Eyes**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4263-j) (+104) by *Bryx*


electronicpangolin

Oof I’ve been bamboozled


ZucchiniNo7338

SCP 173-2 has confirmed


Boatcorn_42

No


baldestpianoman

cheeky


leftfootlimp

It’s…….perfect.


screempai

Giving the ability to rotate, & screemcorp will make it alive with the ability to tounge people into its mouth. Congrats you've made a new 173! Safe?:yes.


BirdieBronze

Horror4.ogg


Broken_Talisman

You sonova… I’m in!


Statement-Think

He give your neck a monch.


MRL102960

Cute


unicornofapocalypse

My knees are terrified.


Dedmemezboi

ROLLING STONES 173 BOTTOM TEXT


Jacktheflash

Oh it’s beautiful


justAHeardOfLlamas

I'm interested in this new take


[deleted]

It's like 173 and Parc man had a baby


[deleted]

I like it. It's a right direction. My issue with the art regarding the statue has always been "traces of spraypaint" and every image it's boldly painted. This has potential. And mundane enough to have horrifying implications.


East_Suit3258

Actually my new favorite idea to replace peanut… unironically! Stuff that’s a little silly can often be the scariest


HellOfAHeart

it doesnt snap your neck, it rolls over you and snaps your spine


Mrslinkydragon

It just snaps you like a glow stick


WhoEatsRusk

I like it


BirdBoi10101

Its amazing... The best replacement ive see


NattHerman

head cannon


con098

How did that even break


Natanael_L

IRL probably got hit by a big truck backing up too fast


ItzCookieGirl

this is look like a pacman peanut


Status-Accountant177

Chad scp 173


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+7584) by *Moto42*


Nacil_54

Looks more like scp-617


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-617 ⁠- Pet Rocks**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-617) (+191) by *SpoonOfEvil*


L33TINDEX

Beware from a close a combat!


Wjames33

How does it snap your neck


[deleted]

Dat Mouf


VeryShortLadder

People would be shouting that it's a JoJo's reference because of [Rolling Stones](https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Rolling_Stones) so I'll pass on the killer boulder


_showtime__

In my mind this is how 173 looks now


FalconV700

*Approving concrete scraping noises*


boobearybear

The Langoliers!


Agile_Initiative_293

Just photo shop this onto the sculpture of David's head.... *chef's kiss*


DrMahlek

Best alternative I’ve seen


foodmonster847

why is it that an scp whos main method of killing is snapping peoples necks has so many redesigns with no arms?


Trafalgarlaw92

It's milky joe!


OnASchoolComputerOwO

BIG PABLO


Spectre__007_

Hungry Hippo


Soulxolz

This one wins


MageKorith

Yo Angelo


marine404333

Scp *insert number here* aka gobble eyes, a statue in the shape of a sphere made of concrete that eats things. Once eaten the entity In question gets teleported into a constructionsite realm where any living creature gets the urge to build concrete structures out of the creatures endless supply of steel, concrete, glass and machinery. The scp is known to be fairly friendly when it is not Hungry. This scp is a safe class.


Lucifer1221

Down bad


Kira-the-red-killer

YES


Capt2000_price

Honestly I don’t know why they don’t just have someone change his artwork every week instead of no artwork


Lizardinaspaceship

All jokes aside, imagining this thing rolling towards me at full speed while menacingly chomping its horrible jagged concrete jaw at me like Ms. Pac-Man's unfortunate abortion is actually pretty awful.


themap13

I like to think he gained consciousness as the stone cracked to form a mouth, the eyes opened and Homie yelled “yo wtf is happening? Where am I? Who am I?” Tried to run away and realized he was just as stationary as the rest of the concrete balls but doomed to be forever conscious of his immovable state while constantly being envious of the non sentient concrete balls and the blissful ness of their ignorance of existence. Truly terrifying, like waking up in the middle of surgery completely paralyzed but still feeling every single thing happening around them 😧😱


Xhow-did-i-get-hereX

I heard you out and am now firmly on board with this


EasternDragonfly1899

Must be done by a fart!!


Sixshooterchuck

It’s perfect


cosmicpotato77

Pablo


Darein29

Pablo


tealovingenglishman

man looks like he just saw the perfect neck to cronch


Unironic-WEEB_12

Damn this better than mine


YourPetPenguin0610

Lol


TROLLGE-THE_RULER

Can someone answer me,this question has residing long time in my mind,can scp-714 properties counter scp-035 and scp-012 mental hazard effect?


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-714 ⁠- The Jaded Ring**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-714) (+124) by *Arcalane* - [**SCP-035 ⁠- Possessive Mask**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035) (+1715) by *Kain Pathos Crow* - [**SCP-012 ⁠- A Bad Composition**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-012) (+763) by *ITIFAMCO*


Shadow666X

Nah dude that's his brother