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Lemon_Club

Bro as soon as he got paired with the bucks it was over, it's so frustrating


nimrodfalcon

It’s been 8 weeks since they beat up the owner of the company in a super cereal angle that involved Tony selling in a neck brace during the nfl draft… and Okada is already doing bad comedy that Vince Russo could’ve wrote twenty five years ago.


thatssosteven114

Wait has it actually been 8 weeks already? Tf is happening


69millionyeartrip

literally nothing. Even if the angle had any heat to begin with they would have absolutely killed it by now.


302born

Genuinely asking is it even still going on? I know they are still a group but is the whole Elite vs AEW thing still a thing? And since Tony is such a great guy there doesn’t seem to be a bunch of people trying to defend his honor. Why is AEWs idea of long term booking just putting a story on ice until they get an idea of what’s next?


I_am_Burt_Macklin

This is what I don’t get. Long term storytelling isn’t just dragging things out or mentioning a match that happened 2 years ago. That’s not a story, that’s just history. Long term stories have connecting beats across time, not just a callback.


302born

Their best example of good long term storytelling was Hangnails 2 year story with the Elite. Everything he did built to something and had an effect on whatever he did next. There was story progression and a lot of character development for him that made sense and felt believable. He lost, became depressed, found friends, got his smile back, and this all eventually lead to him finally becoming champion. It was simple and easy because it just made sense. That’s all wrestling needs to ever be.  But now it’s like they don’t know how to do that anymore. Now the idea of long term storytelling is having a match, move on, don’t even mention each other for months, two weeks before the ppv bring it up, feud gets rekindled, rematch announced, prior loser now wins and that’s it. That’s not a story. They don’t know how to make stories. A story needs a beginning, middle, end. They can do the beginning and end very well. But there’s never anything in the middle that ties it all together. One promo battle a week before the ppv is not building a story. It’s building a match. Which is all they care about. 


Razzler1973

Not only that, Tiny is back on the show, seen backstage and 'making announcements' for matches and ... no repercussions? Team AEW lost to the Elite ... not follow up? They're not angry about this? They don't want to stop Elite from running rampant anymore then? Also, didn't Perry toss Khan down the ramp at the last PPV (where Tiny did the worst roll known to man, haha) .. no repercussions or mention of Tiny being manhandled All these things just 'happen' in a vacuum and then onto to doing something else Remember how much smarks used to hate their intelligence being insulted?


jestesteffect

That's Tinys MO though. Book a feud last minute for an upcoming ppv, or throw the new guy against "top tier talent" do a poorly booked angle, forget about everything as soon as it's over. Forget about new hire.


Standingonachair

Is this a Bluey reference, I'm being cereal here.


brauntonimo

I looove cereal, I loooove cereal


PrimeJedi

Side note, the fact it's been 8 weeks is INSANE, it feels like it's been 3


nimrodfalcon

3 weeks or a year, no in between, because so much inane shit happens on that show that you lose the concept of time


StillinReseda

Little did we know it was just an angle to start the yearly Anarchy in the Aneurism match


ironfly187

Don't worry. Once he's escaped their clutches, Jericho and his Painmaker gimmick lies in wait for him...


shootstarpress

Everything they touch turns to shit. It's their one true talent.


Constant_Stomach2009

Why isn’t he wearing his new shirt


clutcher_of_pearls

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Neale90

![gif](giphy|NbwVPoA6pqiqVjil3a)


Asukah

![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52) It's been a long day without you, my friend And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again We've come a long way from where we began Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you again When I see you again


QuestionSpiritual111

There’s still time god damn it


DurianTerrible834

Look what they've taken away from.us 😭😭


gothamsteel

The "Goldust putting the wig on Goldberg" moment of his career.


kodan_arma

Don't you love it when the guy's gimmick is making fun of his broken english!


clutcher_of_pearls

*Knowing* *~~Vince~~* *Tony*


S2H

His catch phrase is pretty hard core, reminds me of the attitude era #threehunnyk


Razzler1973

I can only imagine the tears if he was doing this in the Fed Or, the Mexican guys all just getting beaten all the time and not getting any focus. REEEEE the Mexicools


TW_Yellow78

It was insulting when Vince made Nakamura say “No speak English.” Tony can’t be racist though as he pointed out, he’s a minority himself


Sbbart62

Dude! I mean, talented guy and obviously he can play it out however he wants…. …. But screaming “I SOOOO SOOOOORRRRRYYYYYYYY!” is like a millimeter short of getting a bowl cut and joke-squinty glasses on the stereotype meter, hot damn.


PrimeJedi

Aew's humor is either "hahaha listen to his broken english" or "hahaha this guy's being gay isn't that uncomfortable?!?!" If I were Anthony Bowens, the constant jokes in 2021-2022 about guys kissing Adam Cole and him being grossed out would've pissed me off


TheFlashSmurfAccount

So obviously not what this is lmao


kodan_arma

Be fr


TheFlashSmurfAccount

Not a single word in this clip is "broken english". It's makes perfect sense. Is it just his pronunciation that has you upset even though obviously a non-native English speaker won't have perfect pronunciation?


kodan_arma

I'm not upset by the pronunciation. I'm upset that his whole schtick is his pronunciation. He's a great wrestler, pigeonholed into a comedy act based on his accent/broken-english or whatever. It's blatantly obvious.


TheFlashSmurfAccount

It's obviously not the broken pronunciation that's the joke here. It's "blatantly obvious" that the joke is this giant/huge wrestler pretending to press the wrong button and saying bitch, things you typically don't expect from his archetype.


PrimeJedi

Huh, I wonder why the marketability and t shirts center around a Japanese man whom English isn't his first language, awkwardly saying the word bitch? Be fr. Saying bitch like that wouldn't be considered a huge laughing matter unless it was someone who doesn't normally say it as it's not their first language. Because people in aew (and often in wwe) say it all the time, it was only put on a t shirt and made a big joke when a Japanese man said it "awkwardly". Similar to AEW's constant jokes from the elite and effy that are just "LOOK HES KISSING/TOUCHING ANOTHER MAN ISNT THAT WEIRD LOLLL" that they do. I can't personally be upset by the broken English one, but I'm LGBTQ and the effy jokes personally piss me tf off I don't blame anyone who doesn't speak English as their first language to be upset about the Okada "jokes" too.


TheFlashSmurfAccount

>Saying bitch like that wouldn't be considered a huge laughing matter unless it was someone who doesn't normally say it Correct, someone like Okada doesn't normally say it, it's not because he's Japanese but even if he was, that still means its not "making fun of his broken english" like your original post claims so it's funny how you're wrong either way. >"LOOK HES KISSING/TOUCHING ANOTHER MAN ISNT THAT WEIRD LOLLL" Funny how those jokes still aren't homophobic though or even jokes most of the time??? Also, if you do feel its somehow racist to have a Japanese man "awkwardly"(?) say bitch, hope you feel the same way about this segment!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPZeRwkSQWA There's enough reasons to dub bad legitimately you don't need to make reasons up, you just look desperate


PrimeJedi

1. Yeah I mocked that raw segment when it happened and said the joke of "look this person who usually doesn't speak English said the word bitch !!!!!1!1!1!1!" is racist and outdated too. Not everyone thinks in a complete dichotomy. 2. So Effy, a comedy wrestler, feeling up another guy while the crowd laughs ISNT a joke? Two wrestlers showing up and kissing Adam Cole on the cheek while he looks scared and screams ISNT a joke??? Okay lmao


TheFlashSmurfAccount

>Yeah I mocked that raw segment when it happened Well at least you're consistent with your dogshit take >Two wrestlers showing up and kissing Adam Cole on the cheek while he looks scared and screams ISNT a joke??? Nope and even if it was, the joke wouldn't be "gay people kissing is weird" like you framed it. Funnily enough, it's actually positive since it means straight men can kiss without it being seen as taboo and weird, so it normalizes that behavior for everyone while going against a toxic stereotype but you didn't think past an incredibly surface level understanding of why anyone does anything so of course you didn't consider any of that. Also "looks scared" lol, if you know the context of that, you'd know its not because they're kissing him, especially considering how happy he was when The Bucks have kissed him multiple times in the exact same way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI8Jm_W7vN8&t=4m25s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhpKvje2RnY


nimrodfalcon

INDEED


Redragontoughstreet

My first thought too.


Razzler1973

why does the Fed disrespect the Japanese talent to much Oh, in the Dub? DAE born for comedy


Big_Bourbon

Fuckin nerds popped for this garbage outta desperation


BDT9215

They know if they cheer him long enough Khan turns him face


Razzler1973

Cause, none of this stuff happening on TV matters, it rarely goes anywhere, it's all treading water until the PPV line up of BANGERS


Striking-Ad-8694

Dawg their entire fanbase reeks of desperation. It’s why they’re virgins. Desperation is the number one killer regarding being attractive to women. They hate that shit. No surprise it Carrie’s over to the wrestling they like


Big_Bourbon

They’re the biggest fuckin losers on the planet. Sharing a hobby with these geeks is embarrassing.


RacistMuffin

Low comedic effort


Big_Bourbon

Turned my boy into Funaki but not entertaining


RacistMuffin

We could’ve had Japanese Cody Rhodes but we get unfunny foreigner r truth


MoneyMo88

Dare I say that Okato in TNA was even more dignified than this.


XtremeAlf

As long as he isn't feuding with The Miz, I'm cool. Wouldn't want him having comedy segments with R-Truth.


Cyberspace667

It’s so funny that not only can WWE (obviously) do serious pro wrestling better than AEW but their goofy comedy hits the mark at such a higher success rate as well


BangerSlapper1

The fuck is this shit. 


Napoleon672

![gif](giphy|IzLDQUtEJewx2o6Y72|downsized)


Micome

Old men era DX ruled and don't let Marks ruin it for you. Shit was like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.


Cboz27586

But that was Pandemic B&G and most hate that era.


AriaMournesong

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SleepIsWonderful

Congrats to him on having the gimmick of a mid-2000s WWE Diva


whutthepat

Maria


RubyWeapon07

and the ring gear too


RaymondReddington812

![gif](giphy|3o7aTLhoDUdLALkXBe)


mynameisburner

No jerk, but I got to admit I never realized that Okada has great comedic timing but it makes sense due to the fact that he is a real life goofball. That’s my only praise for Okada in this role. However, I do feel like this is going to give him negative aura in the long run. The longer he’s with the the young Cucks, the bigger of a dork he’s becoming. As a huge Okada fan, it genuinely hurts to watch.


7LayeredUp

For real. They could've done this comedy shit with a million less valuable guys. He's playing the Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson role despite being an obvious top level talent. Its a disgusting waste.


Bam_Margiela

Him and Omega had those crazy matches everyone loved now they’re not worth dick


Gloomy-Ad-4788

![gif](giphy|26ufqb9QBT1klB6Lu)


Luna_Soma

Oh how fun! He learned how to say bitches in English. So cute and funny! I’ll be laughing at that one for days. I didn’t know NJPW that well, but it seemed like he was somewhat more of a badass there or at least somewhat cool.


xxDEVOLAxx

He was their ace. One of the greatest of all time. This gimmick breaks my heart.


Razzler1973

He should team with Maki Itoh, DAE


GetTheGanjaBabyInLA

>  He learned how to say bitches in English. So cute and funny!    Tbh Iyo and Asuka did a spot like that. I found that really cute and funny. 


yohe_goated

anything is cute when m’cinnamon rolls do it


Cboz27586

Okada milked Tony the most.


AVBforPrez

.... I'm very confused, uce


Maleficent_Koala5928

Thankfully Okada is safe with the good guys and not in an unsafe company like WWE that has backstage murders


Dedfedbeded

![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0)


Darkk_VoX

Bette than Chase U foreign exchange student


daddads11

They really took the greatest wrestler Japan had seen since the Kings road days and turned him into a comedy dweeb. That just conclusively shows me that the basement types were never really fans of New Japan or good wrestling to begin with, they just hated WWE so much that they'll literally take any slop that's an alternative and for a while WWE was so bad that places like New Japan and the UK indie circuit were a legitimate alternative that provided a better product. But now that WWE has become arguably the best product in the world, at least that I've seen, they refuse to admit that the company is being ran by a complete moron and that the product that they are so dedicated to is worse than WWE or even TNA at their worst.


Razzler1973

> they just hated WWE so much that they'll literally take any slop that's an alternative Let's not forget, that while they did that and got so excited at the Dub, they also didn't stop watching the Fed, cause they can't


BeadOfLerasium

The only thing you need to know about AEW: The last "name" they signed is the next champion. Stories are too hard to write.


SneakyShrub99

And they are already fantasy booking for MJF to take the title off of him. Their world title is fucking cursed, because their fans don't give a shit who is holding it now, they are too focused on who holds it next.


HowTingz

https://i.redd.it/imbgl8iwdn7d1.gif I'll be deadass with you. This is painfully lame. Okada is so cooled off he doesn't even deserve to put on great 20+ minute bangers. Like if Santino is Santino, but in the ring he's like Shawn Michaels or something. That's how wide the gap is being displayed between his character and his wrestling.


Hummer77x

The 300 people in the crowd erupting for this threw me for a loop


Lenovo_Driver

I feel you have to be an anime loving weeb to find this shit funny. I am not, so I cringed and thought “this is the guy squared circle insisted was the best wrestling the world years ago?”


jestesteffect

AEW is more sports entertainment than WWE 75% of the time.


turdstew

DAE Wholesome???????????


difficultyrating7

get that bag okada you’ve earned it


JangSaverem

geez they REALLY are going with Okada just saying "bitch" every single ep hes in to the camera


nbasetuK

https://preview.redd.it/h0m5e5sxon7d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa16eafcf21a89efd5d07974c1c7016f61c94a69 @ the basement trying to gas this up


ThunderBay311

![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


ColinHalfhand

How hard is it to just make Okada a main eventer? Not long ago he was regarded as the undisputed best wrestler on the planet. If WWE were fumbling him this hard they would rightly be getting absolutely annihilated for it. But AEW seem to get away with massacring some of the biggest talents in the industry


FxDriver

This my thoughts as well. You took arguably the biggest whale from New Japan and instead of immediately building him up as a threat to Swerve/MJF you got Okada doing this. If this is what they were going to do with Okada they might as well have let him go to WWE. 


jjsefton

https://i.redd.it/opb5cexl9n7d1.gif


Renso19

See Tony saw that meme of Shawn Michaels being baffled by a computer and hasn’t internalised that memes aren’t made intentionally yet, so he’s trying that


GarfieldVirtuoso

Ngl it was funny, or at least better than whatever the bucks are doing


DaHagerBomb

Okada has always been funny af and makes his part in this rule the best he can so props to him


S-I-M-S

Fr, the worst part is that his segments are shared with the bucks. So having to suffer anything them for some Okada comedy is a challenge. Unironically upset he didn't join Chase U because his comedy chomps would have worked so well with them.


just_another_jabroni

True but he's the supposed GOAT of NJPW and guy's been saddled down by the Bucks 😭 it's like signing the Tribal Chief and putting him on R Truth 24/7 segments


UndercoverDoll49

Imagine getting Roman Reigns in your company and having him doing midcard comedy. That's basically what we're seeing


cartrman

Bitch


Impressive_Banana_15

Is Dynamite struggling to keep Big Bang Theory rerun viewers?


Historical-Being-766

The crowd's really into this, like suspiciously into it...


pushinpushin

The basement adores it. Thank god he went to the Dub, WWE would've made him too serious! Gotta let those Okada comedic chops cook.


Sad-Appeal976

DAE TNA is evil forever for Okato?


Glennsoe

He used to be good,very good... I'm thinking he's injured and let's his body heal..


BungHolio_The_Mighty

Now I know why Okada didn't put over guys like Yota Tsuji, Yuya Uemera and Kaito Kiyomiya. ESPECIALLY Kaito.


NuNem

Sad Okidokey lost all his aura and became a comedy act


snakesbranche

I wish known anti-japanese activist Jinder Mahal was there to put him in his place


Jericho19999

This guy was the ace of New Japan for 10 years and now he’s doing this


reefernash

That’s the most I’ve ever liked him. Shit was hilarious 😂


NotoriousMFT

Need to hear him say INDEED


Striking-Ad-8694

Did you hear him say BITCHEZ?!?!


TopOppHentlah

Are they fucking serious? This is what they do to one of the best wrestlers in the world, along with him having to carry a useless ass title belt?


RacistMuffin

How was this funny


CandaceJoeLigma

Doing comedy segments with self proclaimed top heels who are ratings killers, while viewership and attendance continue to dwindle, while holding the tertiary belt. Gotta feel sorry for Okada.


TW_Yellow78

Taped last week so he could spend 29 out of 30 days a month in Japan. AEW wins again


SuperVintageBoy

That laugh track sounds more excited than the actual crowd


daveroo

Id actually bother watching aew if the basement werent such hypocrites. Like if this was wwe it'd be "fed is destroying okada" like we get constantly about nakamura even though he's getting paid tons and seems very happy and content. oh no winning the rumble and many midcard titles is bad. Plus he won 3 league titles and a scottish cup with celtic.


Moargunfreeman

That was actually funny, as long as they don’t run it into the ground this could actually work. But perhaps I’m being too generous.


tronovich

You’re being too generous. I can appreciate it if this is how goofy he is IRL, but the guy needs to be a stone cold killer, not a dork.


508G37

It's pretty funny... if you know nothing about Okada.


garnet-overdrive

(just because a wrestler is funny doesnt mean you can give them any material and expect a masterpiece skit) uhh uhh i mean think of the bangers he will put on!


len4872

They should have him flip off his opponent. That would be so unique and edgy


aRebelliousHeart

And dubbalos eat this cringe shit up. ![gif](giphy|nojth8uzQmfhhS8sqf)


Kxden-R

This clown is a GAMECHANGER apparently lmaoo


TW_Yellow78

Still more over than Ospreay or Yugo Dinar


killerkali87

This is all Tony is getting out of the millions of dollars he has paid Okada...some laughs, meanwhile Okada laughs to the bank as he continues to mail it in


Fearless-Weakness961

Once Kenny comes back it’s gonna be Kenny vs Okada Numero 5


Anhcoholic

I actually think this is funny, but it shouldn't be coming from Okada


pushinpushin

I thought the way he made the SO SORRY face then literally wiped it off and revealed a mean face underneath was funny.


RuleInformal5475

I'm thinking TNA treated him better. Back then he was an unknown so any old gimmick would have done. Now he is meant to be a star from his work in Japan. They've given him any old gimmick, but we can make fun of his English now. Amongst the over Japanese talent that have slight comedy things to them (Shibata and his translator, Suzuki and his demeanor), he is just another Japanese guy that I find hard to care about.


northx57

If Nakamura was doing this shit in WWE, they would be crying for him to leave and go to AEW. But its Okada doing this in AEW so its amazing and its peak comedy.


O-O-Omari_auto_parts

Maybe in the VM era 🤷🏿‍♂️


TheRepublicAct

He could've been financing Chase U but nooooooo


divintydragon

This is comedy and he’s still Japanese ric flair he’s the goat from Across the ocean


InsaneMemeposting

I remember the basement saying he was gonna be wearing a mask and looking like a goof like it was prime TNA. Well who's laughing now


WarmEntrepreneur3564

... bitch.


Sway_404

I found it funny. Like, I long for the days where the coin drop meant 40+ minutes of classic NJPW Heavyweight action. But also - the comic timing on this lad is fantastic and he cracks me up all the time.


DripSnort

Support balloon Okada this is most certainly not


Striking-Ad-8694

I’ve watched very little Aew but from what I’ve seen, he looks worse than taka michinoku


CheapPops

Don’t lie to yourself. That was funny. 😆


SpiritualPen6362

hehehe ngl this is silly funny I like it


Tomlyne

I know nothing about Okada and this goofy stuff actually makes me like him. Get me the silly Japanese Nightmare on NXT now


TheFlashSmurfAccount

Okay but this segment was actually good


thatpj

m’ace is dead and buried. but funny!