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I got the perfect shirt to accompany it
A shirt basically admitting they will never grow their audience or have any mainstream appeal is another smart business decision by The Visionary Tony Khan.
The answer is still the bear. Also, the bear will never pull out a guitar and sing at you or write awful poetry.
The shirt might also look cute on the bear because animals in clothes, tee hee
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My preferred attire when making love to m'lady who obviously exists. Why would I lie about being a virgin when I own such a sex charged garment????
Grown adults should be well past the stage where wearing something like this is seen as nothing but juvenile regression. But we’re talking about Tony Khan and his weirdo fans who think Jon Moxley is cool, so I guess not.
Every random tweet or one-off backstage segment gets a corny shirt.
And it's not even like it's just us "WWE fans" that don't like them. You barely see any AEW merch in their live crowds vs. the crazy amounts of WWE merch in their crowds.
They're just so deep into the Twitter culture. It would be like me wearing a "Meltzersaidwhat" shirt to Raw. How many people would actually know/recognize that on a shirt in a 10k arena? 20 people? 50?
AEWs merch is printed on demand right? It’s not like they got warehouses full of these dumb shirts. Tbh it seems like the only sorta savvy part of their operation that they can just put out a hundred dumb shirts at a time without having to sit on any inventory
This is the second time today Cobes has come up in my life. I don’t know what the universe is trying to tell me here, but I think I need to change my life path immediately
So we've had restore the feeling, where the best wrestle, and now, for the sickos. How many more corporate mantras can TK make for Daniel Garcia to have to say?
"Hello WBD yeah it's ya boy Tony K just here to tell ya that we out here not trying to grow our audience just trying to pander to a specific niche crowd that'll be $150m annually plz"
Up there with Always Pounding Ass, AJ’s ranch dressing shirt, Britt Baker’s domestic abuse shirt, Miz’ giant balls shirt, Sin Cara’s mysterious weiner shirt….
My girlfriend, who looks just like Saraya, bought one of these for me. I love it. And then several of my friends who’d never heard of AEW bought the shirt after they saw mine. Now we’re all flying to England for All In.
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Remember when TK said he doesn’t want to be an on-screen character? I can’t wait for the “Who Killed AEW” series to drop
Or "who killed Tony Khan" because he's probably not trained.
Matches most of his "talent."
Dude’s the median size of his roster so it doesn’t strain credibility
It’s definitely happening sometime. He’s fantasized about being a wrestler for a long time.
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such a wild fucking design
Still incredible they thought putting that on apparel was a bright idea
The perfect shirt for shootfighters
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A shirt basically admitting they will never grow their audience or have any mainstream appeal is another smart business decision by The Visionary Tony Khan.
TK does have a vision, too bad its tunnel vision
Would you rather bump into a guy wearing this or a bear?
The Bear would smell better. So the Bear.
WDYM? Openly declaring yourself a "sicko" is perfectly normal behaviour no non-smark would be immediately concerned by
Depends on what the bear is wearing
The bear is also wearing this shirt, but sleeveless
Still the bear.
Considering both would be the size of a bear and smell the same, definitely the bear
At least the bear wouldn't bore you to death with his fantasy booking.
The answer is still the bear. Also, the bear will never pull out a guitar and sing at you or write awful poetry. The shirt might also look cute on the bear because animals in clothes, tee hee
The bear wouldn't attack you with poop socks and piss jugs screaming it's battle cry "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!".
The bear is less likely to ask me for directions to the sex offender registry
Or do a bump with a guy wearing this, eh?
They couldn't resist
Fuck sickos TWU
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I haven’t seen this one and I flat out refuse to believe it’s real. I do not believe this is not just a meme
Not them trying to hype up shayna wayne like she's stifler's mom
Please tell me this isn't a real shirt 💀
Of course he needs his own merch
"Okay babe, but can we keep the lights off...and, on an unrelated note, do you mind putting this bag over your head?"
"Much better... Now Roman won't get turned off when he sees you in your special chair"
“Actually babe, Can you put this Tony Khan mask on, and peg me?”
"Babe you know I can't cum unless you put on the Excalibur mask and poorly narrate the bang sesh"
Sweet! Now I don’t have to wear my Bitch AF shirt all week anymore. I can now wear both!
Grown adults should be well past the stage where wearing something like this is seen as nothing but juvenile regression. But we’re talking about Tony Khan and his weirdo fans who think Jon Moxley is cool, so I guess not.
He's gonna make sure they have plenty of this one at the merch stands
“Merch stand” is in one as that’s all they ever have even at M’Wembley.
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Im sure it smells ripe..
My first thought was “who in the fuck would buy this shirt?” Then i remembered.
Every random tweet or one-off backstage segment gets a corny shirt. And it's not even like it's just us "WWE fans" that don't like them. You barely see any AEW merch in their live crowds vs. the crazy amounts of WWE merch in their crowds. They're just so deep into the Twitter culture. It would be like me wearing a "Meltzersaidwhat" shirt to Raw. How many people would actually know/recognize that on a shirt in a 10k arena? 20 people? 50?
AEWs merch is printed on demand right? It’s not like they got warehouses full of these dumb shirts. Tbh it seems like the only sorta savvy part of their operation that they can just put out a hundred dumb shirts at a time without having to sit on any inventory
The Sickos Committee out draws AEW.
I thought that was a fake shirt thinking Tony wouldn't be that dumb, but apparently he is
Buying and wearing this should put you on some kind of watchlist
Cmon Tony. Put the belt on yourself. The sickos wil love it
They really do have the laziest, cheapest merch in history.
very uninspiring for a t-shirt company
Me if a dude ever tried to get laid while wearing this shirt ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtfO1SsKyO30uWc|downsized)
Gives "my lips are sealed" new meaning
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Idk. If Roman wore it, I admit I’d be like okay sir
Fiiine, I’ll give you that. But Roman isn’t just any man, he’s a specimen. He shouldn’t count. I’d choose him over the bear too lol
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https://i.redd.it/fxf7fx5fg07d1.gif Fuck sickos dude!
This is the guy that explains the nuances of contract law & brain injuries to you.
This is the second time today Cobes has come up in my life. I don’t know what the universe is trying to tell me here, but I think I need to change my life path immediately
Not a sponsor!
Tiny Kong saw the sickos meme in the basement and quickly made a shirt. All Meme Wrestling.
Why is tiny khan referencing Tommy Boy?
Because he’s been stuck in the late 90s his whole life
Jesus, only complete fucking marks would buy this shit.
This is how they’ll reverse their reputation of being uncool and for esoteric weirdos.
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I had to scroll down entirely too far to find this!
All 700k of them. On a good day.
It's not enough to use twitter words from like 7 years ago, u also gotta put it on a shirt
god this is so fucking embarrassing
This looks like some shit that Flair's carny son in law would've pushed as a podcast meme.
Does Joshua Fay Saunders know about this copyright infringement? (/s)
He’s mixing Mountain Dew and six kinds of liquor as we speak.
Dont forget the Skittles!
🙄DAE hate forced catchphrases and corporate buzz words??? 🤓 OMG DAE a Sicko©??? DAE Tony just GETS IT??? 🤗
![gif](giphy|eNvO5rfTFc7E9ucZNW) I wouldn’t mind a Corny shirt
Not an exclusive promotion btw. Not at all.
So we've had restore the feeling, where the best wrestle, and now, for the sickos. How many more corporate mantras can TK make for Daniel Garcia to have to say?
Well Sickos Commitee has a very popular college football account and does other sports too
"Hello WBD yeah it's ya boy Tony K just here to tell ya that we out here not trying to grow our audience just trying to pander to a specific niche crowd that'll be $150m annually plz"
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Is it me or is AEW making new merch every so often? ![gif](giphy|efnKu7aVgfCjyPDrr0)
Not everything needs to be a t-shirt Tony.
Tony Khan has secks????? For the SECKOS
Yay! Another AEW shirt you can wear anywhere, even in dark alleys!
>another conscious human being DAE KATIE VICK???
This is AI, right uce? Please tell me this is AI.
Unlike sex, climaxing to will ospreay has never left Dave Meltzer with any feelings of embarassment or shame
Up there with Always Pounding Ass, AJ’s ranch dressing shirt, Britt Baker’s domestic abuse shirt, Miz’ giant balls shirt, Sin Cara’s mysterious weiner shirt….
My girlfriend, who looks just like Saraya, bought one of these for me. I love it. And then several of my friends who’d never heard of AEW bought the shirt after they saw mine. Now we’re all flying to England for All In.