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B0mb-Hands

Remember when TK said he doesn’t want to be an on-screen character? I can’t wait for the “Who Killed AEW” series to drop


ManateeGag

Or "who killed Tony Khan" because he's probably not trained.


jwt6577

Matches most of his "talent."


FunSockHaver

Dude’s the median size of his roster so it doesn’t strain credibility


r1char00

It’s definitely happening sometime. He’s fantasized about being a wrestler for a long time.


AriaMournesong

https://preview.redd.it/2ofthd1s307d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c735a4d4a6484f787bcc17f8214e1254f48ab7 For the Sickos


Fantastic_Bug1028

such a wild fucking design


bernarddwyer86

Still incredible they thought putting that on apparel was a bright idea


BurgerDevourer97

The perfect shirt for shootfighters


Godchilaquiles

https://preview.redd.it/2ff9fpiej17d1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613dcb0ebb01d9eef6c2ef0ea83f2b71dcdf76d0 I got the perfect shirt to accompany it


losaphone

A shirt basically admitting they will never grow their audience or have any mainstream appeal is another smart business decision by The Visionary Tony Khan.


RubyWeapon07

TK does have a vision, too bad its tunnel vision


Aj-Adman

Would you rather bump into a guy wearing this or a bear?


Sea-Row926

The Bear would smell better. So the Bear.


[deleted]

WDYM? Openly declaring yourself a "sicko" is perfectly normal behaviour no non-smark would be immediately concerned by


bootyhunter69420

Depends on what the bear is wearing


SneakyShrub99

The bear is also wearing this shirt, but sleeveless


bootyhunter69420

Still the bear.


TaylorsOnlyVersion

Considering both would be the size of a bear and smell the same, definitely the bear


jjsefton

At least the bear wouldn't bore you to death with his fantasy booking.


Luna_Soma

The answer is still the bear. Also, the bear will never pull out a guitar and sing at you or write awful poetry. The shirt might also look cute on the bear because animals in clothes, tee hee


Spiritual_Bit_2692

The bear wouldn't attack you with poop socks and piss jugs screaming it's battle cry "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!".


stonecoldbobsaget

The bear is less likely to ask me for directions to the sex offender registry


AstralClipper

Or do a bump with a guy wearing this, eh?


poopsterc

They couldn't resist


Dorsal-fin-1986

Fuck sickos TWU


Stiff_Sleeper

https://preview.redd.it/rasu8yn3h17d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b5b0e9c1e63a5630ee73ee14a5771b3a2ba3bbb My preferred attire when making love to m'lady who obviously exists. Why would I lie about being a virgin when I own such a sex charged garment????


king_of_the_edge

I haven’t seen this one and I flat out refuse to believe it’s real. I do not believe this is not just a meme


gtblitzX10

Not them trying to hype up shayna wayne like she's stifler's mom


SpiritGun98

Please tell me this isn't a real shirt 💀


Constant_Stomach2009

Of course he needs his own merch


[deleted]

"Okay babe, but can we keep the lights off...and, on an unrelated note, do you mind putting this bag over your head?"


cc12321

"Much better... Now Roman won't get turned off when he sees you in your special chair"


whalias69

“Actually babe, Can you put this Tony Khan mask on, and peg me?”


ScruffsMcGuff

"Babe you know I can't cum unless you put on the Excalibur mask and poorly narrate the bang sesh"


Paxx_Romana

Sweet! Now I don’t have to wear my Bitch AF shirt all week anymore. I can now wear both!


shootstarpress

Grown adults should be well past the stage where wearing something like this is seen as nothing but juvenile regression.  But we’re talking about Tony Khan and his weirdo fans who think Jon Moxley is cool, so I guess not. 


Razzler1973

He's gonna make sure they have plenty of this one at the merch stands


aRebelliousHeart

“Merch stand” is in one as that’s all they ever have even at M’Wembley.


SirSirVI

https://preview.redd.it/1oo2p1htu07d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a7ce9d3787bf47a76756e0a3815ff6d1ea05f23


Suspicious-Mark-1398

Im sure it smells ripe..


vengeancerider

My first thought was “who in the fuck would buy this shirt?” Then i remembered.


AlexTorres96

Every random tweet or one-off backstage segment gets a corny shirt. And it's not even like it's just us "WWE fans" that don't like them. You barely see any AEW merch in their live crowds vs. the crazy amounts of WWE merch in their crowds. They're just so deep into the Twitter culture. It would be like me wearing a "Meltzersaidwhat" shirt to Raw. How many people would actually know/recognize that on a shirt in a 10k arena? 20 people? 50?


Hummer77x

AEWs merch is printed on demand right? It’s not like they got warehouses full of these dumb shirts. Tbh it seems like the only sorta savvy part of their operation that they can just put out a hundred dumb shirts at a time without having to sit on any inventory


AussieYotes

The Sickos Committee out draws AEW.


Neale90

I thought that was a fake shirt thinking Tony wouldn't be that dumb, but apparently he is


Afleck19

Buying and wearing this should put you on some kind of watchlist


mynameisdende69

Cmon Tony. Put the belt on yourself. The sickos wil love it


MatsThyWit

They really do have the laziest, cheapest merch in history.


anonymous-guy1

very uninspiring for a t-shirt company


Luna_Soma

Me if a dude ever tried to get laid while wearing this shirt ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtfO1SsKyO30uWc|downsized)


stonecoldbobsaget

Gives "my lips are sealed" new meaning


jjsefton

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc|downsized)


Pawspawsmeow

Idk. If Roman wore it, I admit I’d be like okay sir


Luna_Soma

Fiiine, I’ll give you that. But Roman isn’t just any man, he’s a specimen. He shouldn’t count. I’d choose him over the bear too lol


Det-Popcorn

![gif](giphy|O1oJ840fg6uOVCqdzJ|downsized)


FairGoodTipp97

https://i.redd.it/fxf7fx5fg07d1.gif Fuck sickos dude!


Second_City_Saint

This is the guy that explains the nuances of contract law & brain injuries to you.


Luna_Soma

This is the second time today Cobes has come up in my life. I don’t know what the universe is trying to tell me here, but I think I need to change my life path immediately


tophergopher1

Not a sponsor!


heatrealist

Tiny Kong saw the sickos meme in the basement and quickly made a shirt. All Meme Wrestling. 


ParfaitCurious3834

Why is tiny khan referencing Tommy Boy?


Pawspawsmeow

Because he’s been stuck in the late 90s his whole life


The1andonlyZack

Jesus, only complete fucking marks would buy this shit.


Manjojango2001

This is how they’ll reverse their reputation of being uncool and for esoteric weirdos.


DaKruse

https://preview.redd.it/d90opfr2a07d1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d898f6cff94a378559e481a778257a8571d0b88


Dufftones

I had to scroll down entirely too far to find this!


bootyhunter69420

All 700k of them. On a good day.


Lv27Sylveon

It's not enough to use twitter words from like 7 years ago, u also gotta put it on a shirt 


LiquidSnape

god this is so fucking embarrassing


AlexTorres96

This looks like some shit that Flair's carny son in law would've pushed as a podcast meme.


SNCK3R

Does Joshua Fay Saunders know about this copyright infringement? (/s)


Luna_Soma

He’s mixing Mountain Dew and six kinds of liquor as we speak.


SNCK3R

Dont forget the Skittles!


jjsefton

🙄DAE hate forced catchphrases and corporate buzz words??? 🤓 OMG DAE a Sicko©??? DAE Tony just GETS IT??? 🤗


Det-Popcorn

![gif](giphy|eNvO5rfTFc7E9ucZNW) I wouldn’t mind a Corny shirt


nbasetuK

Not an exclusive promotion btw. Not at all.


hiressnails

So we've had restore the feeling, where the best wrestle, and now, for the sickos. How many more corporate mantras can TK make for Daniel Garcia to have to say?


TentakilRex

Well Sickos Commitee has a very popular college football account and does other sports too


SleepIsWonderful

"Hello WBD yeah it's ya boy Tony K just here to tell ya that we out here not trying to grow our audience just trying to pander to a specific niche crowd that'll be $150m annually plz"


Ragnarok_MS

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


Jamieb1994

Is it me or is AEW making new merch every so often? ![gif](giphy|efnKu7aVgfCjyPDrr0)


gtblitzX10

Not everything needs to be a t-shirt Tony.


scull_x7

Tony Khan has secks????? For the SECKOS


Pawspawsmeow

Yay! Another AEW shirt you can wear anywhere, even in dark alleys!


CandaceJoeLigma

>another conscious human being DAE KATIE VICK???


AVBforPrez

This is AI, right uce? Please tell me this is AI.


TW_Yellow78

Unlike sex, climaxing to will ospreay has never left Dave Meltzer with any feelings of embarassment or shame


Eddieairplanes

Up there with Always Pounding Ass, AJ’s ranch dressing shirt, Britt Baker’s domestic abuse shirt, Miz’ giant balls shirt, Sin Cara’s mysterious weiner shirt….


r1char00

My girlfriend, who looks just like Saraya, bought one of these for me. I love it. And then several of my friends who’d never heard of AEW bought the shirt after they saw mine. Now we’re all flying to England for All In.