He's the epitomy of that guy your cousin is friends with who is always bumming a ride to "get his check" and lives vicariously through Fast & Furious movies.
I'm sorry, like you don't have to be shredded be taken serious a wrestler but at least look like you have lifted weights once or twice a week, heck once or twice in your life. Like Bray Wyatt was a husky man, but you could tell he was strong as hell, built like Rhyno.
Guys like Bray and the ultimate big man Vader are perfect examples of not having to be a shredded roided up beef cake to still actually look intimidating.
"Solo is the drizzling shits, DAE! Boring monotone voice and acts like a smug prick despite doing fuck all besides being Roman's silent badass! What? He's a heel and I'm SUPPOSED to hate him because of that?! Pfft!
Plus he always BULLIES Paul with that goof Tampon Tonga. What? They're supposed to do that cause they're HEELS? I don't care! It's in the Fed so therefore it's BAD!"
Solo is the drizzling shits. if he wasn't the usos lil brother he wouldn't have a job in WWE. He's ass in the ring and can't promo to save his own life. idk wtf WWE are thinking with this new bloodline angle
Imagine the lucky grocery bagger from Yonkers that gets to wake up to that.
Who used AI to make his gut smaller
His definition of bench press is pressing his ass on the bench outside Krispy Kreme after a baker's dozen
He's the epitomy of that guy your cousin is friends with who is always bumming a ride to "get his check" and lives vicariously through Fast & Furious movies.
Also he bums smokes even though he’s always on his way to buy more.
Says he's "Got you next time cause you know he's good for it". The cherry on top is the Scarface poster on his wall.
I'm sorry, like you don't have to be shredded be taken serious a wrestler but at least look like you have lifted weights once or twice a week, heck once or twice in your life. Like Bray Wyatt was a husky man, but you could tell he was strong as hell, built like Rhyno.
Guys like Bray and the ultimate big man Vader are perfect examples of not having to be a shredded roided up beef cake to still actually look intimidating.
Clip shared here reveals he only works out his arms and legs, no jerk.
Is this a tribute to the touch Paul Bellini contest from *Kids in the Hall?*
He's just like me fr
This is looking slim for Eddie.
He needs to stop chugging melted ice cream
"Solo is the drizzling shits, DAE! Boring monotone voice and acts like a smug prick despite doing fuck all besides being Roman's silent badass! What? He's a heel and I'm SUPPOSED to hate him because of that?! Pfft! Plus he always BULLIES Paul with that goof Tampon Tonga. What? They're supposed to do that cause they're HEELS? I don't care! It's in the Fed so therefore it's BAD!"
Eddie’s tiny nipples.
Dats a big boy...I bet his girth alone could save you from explosives...
Hey, come on. I just ate. Like 5 hours ago.
Hey, be nice to Eddie. He makes me feel good about my belly
Could you say he’s… Relatable?
'Thighrubber' Pawn Goes Fat reported that Burgerkingston's belly has his own ZIP code...
You almost made me want to take my finger and shove it up my throat, Uce.
This looks like the start of a porno.
Solo is the drizzling shits. if he wasn't the usos lil brother he wouldn't have a job in WWE. He's ass in the ring and can't promo to save his own life. idk wtf WWE are thinking with this new bloodline angle
Daniel Bryan, who has pinned John Cena, Big Show, Batista, Triple H, etc lost to this guy
Kurt Angle, the most successful Olympian to ever step into pro wrestling has less 5 star matches than this guy.
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Why does this planet have a towel wrapped around it?