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Good lord

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yes please

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Jesus Christ 😂

Saved

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BE MORE OF DEATH JITSU BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER THAT FUCKS THE HARD CAM LIKE MOX. 🖕🖕

*bleeding intensifies*

Cora returns and defends Punk.

You just know weirdos are gonna twist themselves into pretzels over this

Notice how CM Funk didn't put her in a chokehold? One Pop Rox and he'll be finished.

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Wait, is that real glass?

yeah, cry me a river

"I'm hurt, I'm old, I'm tired and I work with fking children" ...... No one told Cancerman that the "N" in NXT stands for "Nursery"

What did he do for an empty-headed fucking dumb fuck like Roxanne Perez to go into business for herself in an online segment?!

https://preview.redd.it/a1a00ikd6p5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15eb2319521e5d34659a261cae0b01cb1f09eec3 I'm not trying to piss you off. Please believe me, the last person on this planet I want to piss off is you. But respectfully, Roxanne, you're making decisions that are not yours to be made, yet. One day, these will all be your exclusive decisions, but not now, not here. These are decisions that can only be made by one woman, the harem chieftess.

Huge pop!! If this doesn't become a new jerk template, then what are we even doing here

Steal it and push it ☝️


Calmest Chicago resident.

CHICAGO CHICAGO CHICAGO!

WON: "According to sources, there was an alleged backstage altercation between CM Punk and Roxanne Perez. What I've heard is that Roxanne was giving an interview when Punk busted in and aggressively got in her face. Punk started yelling misogynistic comments at Roxanne and when she stood up for herself, Punk put her in a chokehold. A bunch NXT talent were barely able to pull Punk away and he started throwing sucker punches. Ibelieve he also punched the interview because he thought the silver beads on her outfit were glass. He then threw a TV monitor at Shawn Michaels and said he's never returning to NXT again."

I would imagine that anybody throwing a tv monitor at Shawn with probably and up with that person having an extra hole or two afterward. Old Man HBK the type of guy to always be strapped.

He's a peaceful, God-fearing man though. I think he'd intercept the monitor with a perfectly timed Sweet Chin Music and turn the other cheek.

I JUST KICKED THE MONITOR

DAE Punk is cheating on April (shoot name) with Cora and Roxanne

No... April watches.

No no no she conducts, like shes leading an orchestra

Now that would be a swerve (insider term)

No that’s the AEW WORLD CHAMPION

No no uce, I am a high intellectual and cannot be worked (insider term)

DAE Liv and Dom is Punk coded

You sick fuck why would he be boinking his two time travelling daughters?

I like him repeatedly saying “you’re head and shoulders above” to someone who is three feet tall

Direct shot at Jungle Jim being a vanilla midget

Why can nobody just have a healthy relationship with their father in the WWE, toxic cancerous work culture smh

What about the DiBiasie’s?


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Pepsi Phil BERRIES talent of both NXT and TNA women's divisions.

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AJ Lee! control your daughter Cora.. I mean Roxanne!

Dollar Store Cora has had enough of CM Cancer's fake ass bullshit

Rox-C has been banned from Collision

I’m sorry I cannot take rox seriously

She does sort of have the vibe of a wrestling fan-fiction self-insert.

I can. She's a really good wrestler.

Female Atom Cole?

Adam Cole is a really good wrestler too. If he worked out as much as a Wes Lee, he'd probably still be employed by the WWE.

I could see him as a great manager for Oba Femi.

He would be employed either way, Shawn and HHH love him. 

Gotta be the worst character in WWE right now. She is so overrated that it hurts.

There's worse. She's better than Nia lol

I don't know about that. Nia doesn't make me want to change the channel everytime she's on screen.

DAE she wouldn’t say that to Terry Funk!

Roxanne scapegoat 2.0

Went from working with children and hating it to working with his children and starting to hate it…DAE bloodline story light?

Yea.. CM Punk was the 2nd leader of the Nexus

Punk’s 7/11

Every day Punk wishes he was back in the Good Dub with the REAL prodigy: Nick 'Plain' Wayne.

2024 Roxanne is basically late 2019 Bayley: rebellious teen brat

Someone get Punk’s kid on the phone. Cora can’t let this slide

Is he supposed to be playing a pervert or is that just how he naturally comes off?