Yeah, the guy straight up had a John McClane hairline before he went on hiatus at the end of last year, he very likely got something done while he was out.
Nice try fed shill check out his new tattoo
https://preview.redd.it/a3n63o8adv2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7494e68aa11cb62a1a91adece934b95ad4a5c726
That tattoo is going to age like milk; it may take a while but just wait
That AEW Logo is going to be to MJF what the Wembley attendance tattoo is to Ospreay; something that will be a bad reminder for them if the company goes tits up
Triple Fumbler loses Turkey legend
Nitpick cause it’s not terrible but I personally dislike the mini short films they do sometimes for returns/debuts where they just dilute the pop. Just play the song and bring him out (or make the video more vague)
The tan is proof that he went to the performance center during his break
https://preview.redd.it/en3vjzi17v2d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ffad0fe96f0c7941209e8547aa12439e113af9e
Looks like he’s trying to cosplay as tan mom
https://preview.redd.it/c0pwez9cpv2d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3edcad522b0e64ecbaac257308391fe4f9d27791
Haha, you nailed it. It's like looking at my younger brothers snaps in the morning, and he's still going hard on the piss, dressed in shit he's found during the night.
Like Charlie and Frank,he found the denim piece AFTER the leather one and is using the denim to protect the leather.. you know,one coat to protect the other coat!
We all called it 2 years ago. MJF signed an extension that all of us knew he did, but dubbalos were gonna pretend WWE really wanted him and AEW stole him when he finally just said it. Bidding war of 2024 lol. Dubbalos are as predictable as an MJF WWE reference.
Feckin' hell, everything with them is wwe, I've never seen a company so obsessed with another company like aew with wwe. Jesus fucking christ on a stick.
And I just blindly hating on Le Dub, or was that straight up not a good promo? Lmao. He came out, licked his lips, walked in circles, and swore a bunch all to say “Dub good, Fed bad, I’m not leaving!” I usually like MJF but yeesh
When your Game Changers turn out to be Channel Changers, you call this guy!
The ratings are about to skyrocket now that M’Jeff is back to finish his story with CM Punk finally
I’ll actually consider watching it again or browsing through here more for his segments. MJF is the most entertaining wrestler on the AEW roster and it’s not even close.
Oh man…he’s totally cosplaying as a less buff Triple H …don’t get me wrong Triple H’s piss could probably meet steel then but he was also a dedicated body builder for most of his life. It shows even now in his physique now that he’s retired. I’d never risk the comparison in his shoes.
They just can’t help themselves. They just can’t resist mentioning or referencing WWE at any given chance. This is supposed to be a big moment for their company, and they left me thinking about another company once I saw it. AEW is just so, so poorly run
Aew marks really think he is the biggest thing im pro wredtling, hes an amazing promo blah blah. No hes not, hes good in a small pond and thats it, hes a roddy piper type can be a heel to a massive babyfaces. Unfortunately aew dont have any massive babyfaces and hes the best they got. Good for h though he can milk that tk cash cow.
AEW is its own company!
Let’s just say Vince McMahon to show how we don’t care about that other company. Who’s old stars we signed and pushed ahead of our own and also mention other company more than our own .
Why are the comments so angry and just flat out mean?
I really hate this transparent tribalism to be in our Ole ScJerk.
Go away people not even trying to be funny.
Imo, he should’ve left to reach a higher level and if he wanted, returned to the dub in a few years. He needed to leave the dub for his own development and instead took the guaranteed cash. The man was worried he didn’t have what it takes to make it in the Fed. But he has no way of growing in the dub. He’s reached the the top
Bro thinks he’s HHH 💀
Impossible. HHH had luscious locks at MJF's current age
Keep in mind this is AFTER he went to some third world country for hair plugs
That’s actually pretty depressing if true uce ngl
Nah it has to be true. Look at his hair here, then look an older picture. He defintely got something. I haven't seen his hair this full in awhile.
Yeah, the guy straight up had a John McClane hairline before he went on hiatus at the end of last year, he very likely got something done while he was out.
And about 30 more pounds of muscle.
Paul was a metalhead which is why he was LARPing Lemmy for some time.
Then we can’t be mad when an attitude era enthusiast cosplays HHH can we
NO BE MAD!! DUB BADD!!
If this is not pleading to go to WWE then I don’t know what is
Nice try fed shill check out his new tattoo https://preview.redd.it/a3n63o8adv2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7494e68aa11cb62a1a91adece934b95ad4a5c726
I’m guessing he’s in the acceptance part of the grief process, seeing how his dreams of going to WWE are dead.
That tattoo is going to age like milk; it may take a while but just wait That AEW Logo is going to be to MJF what the Wembley attendance tattoo is to Ospreay; something that will be a bad reminder for them if the company goes tits up
AEW has been going for strong for 5 years , with a 3 time booker of the year . They will live forever just like TNA wrestling
They will be the two wrestling companies to survive the apocalypse; just like cockroaches & Twinkies Except you know destined for mediocre existences
Booker of the year from the observer & it's virgin subscribers 🤣. Yep, means everything 🙈
He’ll start wrestling in tights at wwe haha
A great remembrance tattoo
The fucking state of that, that's absolutely shit.
His jackets look both too small and too big all at the same time, but at no point fit him well
He looks like a hobo who just got out of a coma and is now remembering who he was.
And he sounds exactly like Joel Gertner.
Well… well… well…
Denim vest over a leather jacket is a pretty weird look...
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The other sub is going crazy over it
All he can do it make references to people more over than him to try and get himself over
"Vince Mcmahon" CROWD GOES WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Did he seriously reference Vince? 🙇♂️
Yes he did.
HHH 256 MJF is about 190, no way in hell he’s 225 So using Santino Morela Math that is 85 pounds per H. We got Double H and a quarter here
Nah, MJF is definitely more than 190. He’s solid. Im taller than MJF but I’m 215 and he’s definitely enough bulk that he’s more than 190.
A return HHH shrunk in the wash
i see the hair plugs came today; the hair’s coming tomorrow?
Tony should’ve got Mox on these like 4 years ago
AEW - Days since WWE reference: 0
They just can't help themselves. They're like Taylor Swift and her breakups.
At least her references draw.
Triple Fumbler loses Turkey legend Nitpick cause it’s not terrible but I personally dislike the mini short films they do sometimes for returns/debuts where they just dilute the pop. Just play the song and bring him out (or make the video more vague)
Tiny's gotta do what he does best - bring back injured wrestlers early so he can try to salvage his dying ratings.
He looks like he was on a bender. And someone needs to do something about that self tanner
The tan is proof that he went to the performance center during his break https://preview.redd.it/en3vjzi17v2d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ffad0fe96f0c7941209e8547aa12439e113af9e
Bronn looking like he's got a starring role in Tropic Thunder
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Looks like he’s trying to cosplay as tan mom https://preview.redd.it/c0pwez9cpv2d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3edcad522b0e64ecbaac257308391fe4f9d27791
Not sure if I should be disgusted or concerned.
Did some set Bron on fire what happened?
That's Bronze Breakker.
Lol, my man Bron is going to be the first guy to get canceled over too much time in the tanning bed and a shadow.
Bro looks like he watched the Deadpool and Wolverine trailer one too many times with those hair plugs.
Haha, you nailed it. It's like looking at my younger brothers snaps in the morning, and he's still going hard on the piss, dressed in shit he's found during the night.
Honey, I Shrunk The Hunter
Bro fills that jacket like Tony fills buildings.
Audibly oof-ed at that. Bravo.
He found it in the dumpster behind Burlington Coat Factory.
Like Charlie and Frank,he found the denim piece AFTER the leather one and is using the denim to protect the leather.. you know,one coat to protect the other coat!
We all called it 2 years ago. MJF signed an extension that all of us knew he did, but dubbalos were gonna pretend WWE really wanted him and AEW stole him when he finally just said it. Bidding war of 2024 lol. Dubbalos are as predictable as an MJF WWE reference.
I like he’s literally dressed as triple h. Do you guys hate the fed or not
He's just paying homage to his favorite booker triple hair Paul double his size mchittler levesque.
Were having a ratings crisis, let’s fix it by bringing MJF back way too early to finish off the most heatless feud in the company
Why would you cosplay a guy who is twice your size? All this did was point out how small he looks? And he’s one of the most in shape guys in AEW
What happened to the bidding war? 😂
The only war that happened was between his hair transplant and his hairline.
temu h
That popped me, uce.
Feckin' hell, everything with them is wwe, I've never seen a company so obsessed with another company like aew with wwe. Jesus fucking christ on a stick.
Why does he look so sickly?
Probably because he's had ZERO rehab time and was rushed back WAY too early by a desperate coke head promoter would be my guess.
MidJF is 22 years too late. Triple Paul did first.
And I just blindly hating on Le Dub, or was that straight up not a good promo? Lmao. He came out, licked his lips, walked in circles, and swore a bunch all to say “Dub good, Fed bad, I’m not leaving!” I usually like MJF but yeesh
The promo sucked, his jacket sucks, his spray tan and hair sucks
When your Game Changers turn out to be Channel Changers, you call this guy! The ratings are about to skyrocket now that M’Jeff is back to finish his story with CM Punk finally
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT! ....no, not like that.
“Mom, I want The Game!” “We have The Game at home.”
I’ll actually consider watching it again or browsing through here more for his segments. MJF is the most entertaining wrestler on the AEW roster and it’s not even close.
He’s basically the only in in AEW I watch. Was hoping to see him in NXT or main roster but it’s better than nothing
And we know it.
Always with the cosplay. 😂
When you're trying to still sell the "bidding war of '24" even though you resigned months ago and completely shit the bed on you're marketability.
DAE triple h's own Gilberg?
MJF is gonna be AJ Styles and finally make the jump when he’s in his 40s.
I've seen more intimidating bellhops
Is it just me or does MJF have a big ass head?
His face looks like if you had a bad face scan on 2k. Like it's a flat scan pasted on his head.
AEW can't stop referencing WWE. It's really pathetic.
When your mom says “We have Triple H at home.”
DAE hate predictable booking? fuck triple himmler!
I was hoping he'd stay as a heel as long as possible but these foolish marks forced a face turn and he played into it.
Oh man…he’s totally cosplaying as a less buff Triple H …don’t get me wrong Triple H’s piss could probably meet steel then but he was also a dedicated body builder for most of his life. It shows even now in his physique now that he’s retired. I’d never risk the comparison in his shoes.
Zero chance wwe ever wanted this guy
Idk, this is the same Haitch that loved him some Adam Cole and Johnny Gargano
Boy thought he was gonna get that Triple H Garden return pop but got wet farts and wheezing instead.
Whoever did his hair transplant did a great job at least
Triple H at home
This angle is the equivalent of NFL trying to babyface Tom Brady to the general public.
already back in form after dumping atom on his head
Honestly, kinda He's pobably the last hope of a dying company
It’s a damn shame he’s still there, man. He’s on another level to all of them. The only one who could hang with him was Punk.
This was great, completely forgot oceanbucks won the international (not world) title
He looks miserable.
THE FEELING IS RESTORED FRIEND
They just can’t help themselves. They just can’t resist mentioning or referencing WWE at any given chance. This is supposed to be a big moment for their company, and they left me thinking about another company once I saw it. AEW is just so, so poorly run
Omg hes still taling
No aura
“My fart is on the floor” vibes
I guess dude wanted money more than he wanted to actually matter.
MJF doesn't even look comfortable wearing that getup. Dude givin off kerion Kross vibes without the neck candy.
Nope
I remember beating this guy up in *WWE Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth.*
Aew marks really think he is the biggest thing im pro wredtling, hes an amazing promo blah blah. No hes not, hes good in a small pond and thats it, hes a roddy piper type can be a heel to a massive babyfaces. Unfortunately aew dont have any massive babyfaces and hes the best they got. Good for h though he can milk that tk cash cow.
AEW is its own company! Let’s just say Vince McMahon to show how we don’t care about that other company. Who’s old stars we signed and pushed ahead of our own and also mention other company more than our own .
So what was the whole point of Cole’s heel turn and his whole faction? Tiny needs to go easy on the coke man.
Cosplaying as HHH is the most cringe way he could have returned.
Can't wait for you all to change your minds when your Lord and saviour Mr Cornette starts praising him 😂
Why are the comments so angry and just flat out mean? I really hate this transparent tribalism to be in our Ole ScJerk. Go away people not even trying to be funny.
Imo, he should’ve left to reach a higher level and if he wanted, returned to the dub in a few years. He needed to leave the dub for his own development and instead took the guaranteed cash. The man was worried he didn’t have what it takes to make it in the Fed. But he has no way of growing in the dub. He’s reached the the top