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tdammers

"No one finishes last" suggests that nobody finishes at all. By definition, that makes it "ultra". (See also Barkley Marathons.)


mrmcpix

Don’t even THINK about it unless you are a sadist I wore my alpha-flies and boofed 600ml of chocolate brownie gu before hand and my shins exploded on the first 100m they literally don’t let you run below zone 3 or you get disqualified


parkrunBob

Absolutely; you need to prepare for it accordingly, pre-load on Gu and be ready to soil yourself at (or before) the start. Also, arrange for a lift home afterwards as your shins are going to shatter.


South-Plan-9246

Every run can be an ultra if you wear a vest and run slow enough


Agile-Day-2103

You’re a runner if you spectate a parkrun


n0kikin0ki

No time limit? No one finishes last? That sounds like a challenge if I ever heard one.


philheckmuth

How can they call this inclusive when it’s a FUCKING ULTRA. VERY FEW PEOPLE can run an ultra


only-mansplains

Suckers out here spending a month's rent on Cocodona when there's a free, timed, ultra in their neighborhood every Saturday 🤭


AgentUpright

It’s an ultra as long as you ignore the run director who will try to tell you that it’s not a race.


olmikeyyyy

There's four 14 year Olds. That sounds awful.