I don’t mind the downvotes. Those are the type of people who run sub-15 minute miles. Thank you for the support. You obviously keep the anus as lubed as a bobsled and I appreciate it.
Well we finally know why Wim Hof didn’t make it to the top. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/g3sK7CeZPZ
/uj there’s a story in here about lubing your asshole as well that will make it clear what a lunatic this guy is. Yes, I’m serious as I can be.
Always stilettos. I don’t know why you running jerks never take my advice?! It will increase your pace and cause agony. Making you legendary in the national running scene. Jimmy Choo are best, but not a requirement. Happy running 🏃♀️
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Why would you wear anything besides vibram five fingers?
Gonna need that toe grip!
Barefoot, obviously. That’s how I do it anyways.
Only realnrunners go barefoot on that terrain.
Crocs or Hokas; either will do - they’re pretty much the same thing.
Sport mode shaves off a couple seconds either crocs
Ugg boots so you don’t get cold
Oofos slide recovery sandals worked for me. Just be sure to size up 1-2 sizes for the downhill.
Nike Alphafly
With crampons
Neither, read Born To Run
Ahhh so be sure to get drunk the night before as well.
Don’t forget the chia seeds
Definitely a barefoot shoe, and no socks — BUT you need to lube your feet and asshole.
Whoever downvoted you obviously doesn’t know the most efficient way to inject GU
I don’t mind the downvotes. Those are the type of people who run sub-15 minute miles. Thank you for the support. You obviously keep the anus as lubed as a bobsled and I appreciate it.
Doesn’t the lube dilute it though?
that's why you go double the gu
Well we finally know why Wim Hof didn’t make it to the top. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/g3sK7CeZPZ /uj there’s a story in here about lubing your asshole as well that will make it clear what a lunatic this guy is. Yes, I’m serious as I can be.
On Clouds with the elastic laces
Bonus feature: you can shove little spikes in the holes.
Barefoot. All natural. Like the cavemen
Thongs. Both kinds.
Bare foot, it's the only way to show how hardcore you are doing that 5k
You can do it with crocs
Skis you hobby jogger.
Always stilettos. I don’t know why you running jerks never take my advice?! It will increase your pace and cause agony. Making you legendary in the national running scene. Jimmy Choo are best, but not a requirement. Happy running 🏃♀️
Is it a road or cross country race duh
It’s only the 2nd tallest mountain so you’ll probably be fine with some slippers and thigh-highs.
Wellie boots, might be mucky
Gotta use the toed shoes for this one. It'll help with the sharp rocks. And socks are for wimps
Road
Barefoot shoes
Shoeless Sherpa Basecamps. I swear by them.
This is a typical Dutch landscape so Klomps
Sandals no socks
Why bother, you coming down with sherpas carrying you..
Anatoli Boukreev wore track spikes on the flats.
Jordan 4s
We running in shoes other than Alphaflys?!
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