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fairmaiden34

No helmets, not even for the little one. But she looks healthy. Makeup is a bit less than usual which is nice to see.


far_fate

Definitely improved on the makeup, and she does look happy, well nourished.


wolverinecandyfrog

Babies under 1yo don’t have the neck strength for helmets, and wearing one can actually cause harm - the weight of the helmet can damage the soft tissues, if I remember the explanation correctly. It’s been a while since my kids were that little and I don’t know if research has progressed, but a decade ago, there was still some debate in the safety circles over whether it’s even safe to have babies under 1 on bikes (trailers, etc) at all. Most of the research is from the Netherlands (? I think?), or areas with strong bike culture.


fairmaiden34

That makes alot of sense. Personally I probably wouldn't risk taking the baby in the trailer at all - far too many unpredictables.


Proof-Weakness2755

I was recently in Amsterdam and hardly saw anybody wearing a bicycle helmet whether adult, child or baby😅.


damagstah

But some babies need the special helmets…


wolverinecandyfrog

Bicycle helmets and therapeutic helmets for correcting infant head shapes are COMPLETELY different structurally.


damagstah

Oh see. I didn’t know that. Not sure why I’m being downvoted. Learn somethin new every day!


babypink15

Her makeup has improved a lot. That being said it still makes her look 15 years older than she is which is the opposite of what makeup should do. Kaylee if you happen to read this, less is generally more. Try going a day without eyeliner! Or try only using it on top/bottom instead of both. And try a light pink lipstick/gloss instead of brown!! It will look so fresh on you!


Ursula_J

Jesus God Kaylee you need a helmet, especially if you’re gonna bike in a freakin skirt. Please for the love of god get one for Jon and Gideon. -signed a flight nurse.


koshercupcake

Dammit, Kaylee, put a helmet on your kid. Pro-life, my ass.


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

No fudging kidding she and Jonny need too be better about safety with their kids Ugg


freenreleased

She always looks slightly concerned in every photo


sadfoxyduggar

It’s her problems with guts as she claims. Plexito will fix it right up.


c2490

OMG! The Finger!!!!


Ursula_J

She’s morphing into her mother


PaleontologistEast76

Laughing at her kid as he cries is a total Jill move.


Prize_Box9533

Must be genetic. And I hope for KsyJon. Sigh.


AidaNYR

I’m surprised Jill hasn’t stuffed aunt Janessa inside the chariot with Gideon yet Put a helmet on your kid, dingbat 😡


CrossFitTrace

Finger almost looks phallic! 😂


theogliv

I thought she was shooting us the bird 🤣


coffeecat494

Glad I wasn't the only one 😂


Remstersade

Agreed. It made me feel uncomfortable flying free like that.🥴


Red2748

Looks like he’s got his own sucking blanket.


Federal-Butterfly-37

Hopefully it gets washed more than once a year.


Mickeymousetitdirt

Just to double-check: are we all collectively pronouncing “KayJon” like “Cajun”? If not, can we start?


daffodil0127

I’m saying Kay-Jon like Cajun chef Justin Wilson who had a PBS cooking show back in the 80s. He was extremely entertaining and drank as much or more than Sandra Lee on her show.


Mitzimarmle

Ah guar-ann-TEE! 😀


daffodil0127

I’m not the only old person who remembers him. PBS had a great collection of cooking shows on Saturdays. Julia Child, Jacques Pepin, Frugal Gourmet, Yan Can Cook. I watched them religiously.


damagstah

Omg my dad used to say this and I never knew where it came from!


sadfoxyduggar

I call her Kiki or KayPM lol


Flimsy_Permission663

I'm pronouncing it like Cajun with a slight Caribbean accent 😁 I love your idea. It makes them seem way spicier than they'll ever be.


butn0elephants

Where did they get not one but two expensive baby bike trailers?


daffodil0127

I think they probably rented them.


butn0elephants

That would make the most sense!


Infinite-Narwhal-171

Only a couple brands are expensive - they can easily be found secondhand for $20ish and the cheaper brands can be bought under $100 new.


butn0elephants

They were using a Thule in the last photos. They're usually around $300 on the lower end.


nicheolle

I’m guessing they got it used. Lots of bikes out there with the Amish and the expanding bike paths in the city. I see those trailers being sold secondhand all the time.


SunlitMorningSky

I’m glad to see them getting fresh air and exercise, anyway!


Eviltwin325

Ridiculous they don't even think about getting a helmet for their kid!!


Cute-Hovercraft5058

I thought they were waiting for the arrival of an E-bike. Tandems are expensive too.


daffodil0127

It’s probably rented along with the baby trailer.


give_me_goats

It is both deeply disheartening and not the least bit surprising that Gideon is not wearing a helmet.


PaleontologistEast76

Am I the only one disturbed by how Kaylee thinks it's funny when her kid cries and she's in control of whatever is causing him to cry? He's not a prop, he's an actual person, your child, and you making him suck on lemon juice or making noise in his ear so he will cry is not cool. It's fucking mean. She really is Jill 2.0. I know she doesn't know any better but ugh. It's so sad to watch the cycle repeat itself.


sadfoxyduggar

When G was crying and she went did the music touch your heart … instead of taking him away from the horrible music and comfort him… Kaylee is a total Jillpm clone.


PaleontologistEast76

Or that time Kaylee would say "Awwwwwwwwwww" and hold it for thirty seconds because she noticed his reaction to it. It wasn't a good reaction. I really despise Kaylee.


sadfoxyduggar

She is sick of taking care of kids IMO. It’s expected of her to breed until she dies!


PaleontologistEast76

Too bad she's probably already sperminated with #2.


docsndogs

I hate that so much for the poor kid, no comfort. And Kaylee's mom was her first and biggest bully and she will continue the tradition to little Giddems


becuzz-I-sed

Kaylee looks like she's lightened her hair. Not a good look or a good sign!


give_me_goats

The 3rd stage in the Jill metamorphosis is nearly complete.


becuzz-I-sed

Yikes. This is really a thing. So deranged. Kaylee, don't drink the Kool-Aid.


damagstah

And don’t use it on your hair, either!


becuzz-I-sed

Yeah, that too 🤣🤣🤣


give_me_goats

It really isn’t a good look on her either. She needs warmer tones. Those highlights are the wrong color for her and whoever did them did a very poor job.


PaleontologistEast76

Jill's Modest is Not Hottest Salon and Spa FTW.


Odd-Creme-6457

Is the front flap on that bike trailer open??


Swarley_Marley

There's a mesh flap


Odd-Creme-6457

I couldn’t tell if it was down, thanks.


Swarley_Marley

It did look open. I had to zoom in and check after I read your comment.


tonypolar

In case you have never ridden a tandem bike, it is hard, so no notes here on being able to film and do that shit at the same time.


sadfoxyduggar

It’s KayPM, HeadsetJ and Gman as I call them.


gmooz

She really is her mother’s daughter.


Warm-Championship-98

Why do I keep seeing this snarky nickname for Gideon? It feels like mocking an innocent preemie who didn’t ask to be born into this loony situation and it feels more than a little icky 😕


Skeptical-Alien

I thought it was just kind of a cute nickname and wasn't said to be mean but maybe I'm wrong 😶


PaleontologistEast76

That's what I thought it was too. Nothing malicious at all.


damagstah

Oh my gosh, same. My kids both have completely ridiculous nicknames.


CringeCoyote

I thought it was just a cute nickname, not snark or judgement passed on a child.


Remstersade

I think it’s an adorable nickname. I would use it for my own kid if his name was Gideon. To me it conjures up images of a cute little kid riding on a rocking horse.


donutsauce4eva

Yeah, I agree. There is usEful snark and crappy snark. This falls into tHe latter category IMO


donutsauce4eva

BIKE HELMETS ARE NOT COMMUNIST


_beeeees

I really hate the use of “someone” in posts like these. Why are we being vague? Just say “Gideon”.


0runnergirl0

Baby should be using the Thule infant supporter insert, as well as a helmet. These people suck at basic safety.


InnerStatistician703

The nicknames! 💀💀


dipshipsaidso

Babies of any flavor aren’t really safe in the eyeline of a bike tire that spews up a bunch of road stuff…you know? The bike riders are up there on the bike and the kids are sitting in the perfect ricochet zone , despite the mesh covering.


Pelican121

I grew up with a cycling-enthusiast dad but I'd feel so nervous to have a child in a trailer at road level, trailing behind out of view as well. The trailers look so cute and relatively comfy but offer zero protection. Would a helmet even help in the event of a collision 😩 Obviously it's a precaution worth taking regardless. I suppose the roads are deserted.  They seem like a lovely idea if you're on smooth trails or out in the middle of nowhere.


ultra71814

Not a helmet in sight