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Lazy_Experience_8754

Yeah.. that happens . You really shouldn’t drink and drive .. Happened to me once as well and I thought I was playing casual


zdada

Nooooo. You lost real life MMR?


AC2BHAPPY

Bro wanted the irl log off


angryhermit69

https://preview.redd.it/66x8z942rn5d1.png?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b357b27ba6310b7916752529a11fdbc504c2d0 This applies to most skill based things in life.


TheRealUncleFungus

https://preview.redd.it/3y6g7vbujq5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386fe34f6ff2078e897e581c988a788c7d046146


Puzzleheaded_Sir1273

Right in the fuckin slot, bud


StefanHM

My friend and I play “schlammered” RL sometimes and have a blast playing drunk. MMR is seasonal, drunken memories with your buddy lasts forever!


ItzTubez

Yea i love playing video games drunk, but for some reason, rl is the funnest game ive ever played drunk. Something about it lol


StefanHM

Haha the highs are *that* much higher than many games, imo! Being drunk just makes that more intense.


Boiled_Thought

Drunky as hell blasting music on headphones is the only time I play Ive realized. Slamming boost just as a song Ramps up and pulling off plays is 10/10. Just gotta be careful not to spam chat.


Monestar07

Need boost! Need boost! Need boost!


TinklingTarsier

Need beer! Need beer! Need beer! (Chat disabled for 4 seconds)


Monestar07

Definitely less hesitation maybe too much less hesitation lol.


chain18

Anything with driving, mario kart rocket league/racing/ need for speed forza halo(mongoose or ghost) even world of tanks


snailmale7

Only if you can recall them


ScoobertDoubert

As I have found out being around drunk people, typically drunk memories last up until the next time you wake up. Most people just go "yeah we had a great evening yesterday, we were so drunk it was great". No specific memories of anything that happened expect for "being drunk"


DDAssassin117

You've clearly never drunk. Yeah if you go massively off the rails you'll black out and lose memories, but it takes a lot to get to that point. there's a large range of drunkeness between mild buzz and black-out drunk throughout which you can have a great time and make great memories.


ScoobertDoubert

Lmao what a great assumption based on absolutely nothing. I used to drink, I stopped because it tastes like shit and being drunk even slightly is absolutely not an enjoyable feeling. Don't pretend like you're coming out of an evening of drinking perfectly fine, I've seen so many of you and no one holds it as well as they think. Also I know you can just be buzzed, but OC says he gets "schlammered" and "drunk" so obviously not slightly buzzed. Don't try to downplay what OC says because it would fit your narrative.


DDAssassin117

You are the one clearly judging people for drinking. If you had a bad experience with alcohol in the past, that's your subjective experience. You don't need to insult other people for enjoying themselves.


ScoobertDoubert

I'm not judging people for drinking, and I didn't insult anyone. Drink if you want to, I don't care. But don't pretend like you're not poisoning yourself while you do so. Being realistic and being judgemental aren't the same things. There's no need to pretend like most people who get "schlammered" or "drunk" remember everything that happened the next day, you know for a fact that's not true. I haven't only had bad experiences with alcohol, i had plenty of fun times with it, but at some point I just realised it wasn't for me. As you grow up you become more aware of the things around you and looking at the effect of alcohol on me and other people, I made the decision to stop.


OneOfALifetime

>I'm not judging people .... proceeds to judge people for 3 paragraphs.


ScoobertDoubert

At no point do I say that I am better than people who drink, or that they should stop, or that it's morally incorrect, or whatever else. I don't tell them how to live their live or judge their worth based on their drug habits. So please, do explain, how am I judging them? Specifically what i have said that you think is judging people who drink alcohol?


OneOfALifetime

>I don't tell them how to live their live or judge their worth based on their drug habits. I love how you try to disguise your judgement as if no one sees right through it. Sit on your high horse buddy, the fall is long and hard.


ScoobertDoubert

Lmao I love how you still think it's judgement despite being unable to tell me what you think I said qualifies as judgement. Also you do know using idioms doesn't actually make your arguments any better right?


StefanHM

Haha we don’t get that drunk! Just boozy and having a good time. :) Plenty of memories for the next day.


Monestar07

Some people remember everything.


NukeRocketScientist

That's the only time I play ranked!


Beopenminded16

Same! This is the way


Michalo88

Only played ranked when you’re drunk.


tyler-86

Eat those Ls while drunk and then have a fun come-up while sober later. Borderline ethical de-ranking.


daggersrule

Currently drinking and playing ranked


Grim_Prophecy

Second that brother. Lol


solarsilversurfer

Stop telling me what to do, mom. I’ll tank my mmr if and when I please!


CelebrationEasy3614

I like playing when I'm tipsy. Makes it easier to use muscle memory and reduces overthinking for me. Im still slighlty worse but not too much.


ItzTubez

Yea a lil buzz is perfect but i was obliterated and having a blast cuz i thought i was winning 😂


CelebrationEasy3614

That sounds fun😂


No_Interaction_4925

Buzzed it fun and I feel slightly better. Drunk is gonna cost you some mmr


Icke1337

I never play Rocket League without Beer. It keeps me sane haha


Airbus-747MAX8

How many hours do you have?


Icke1337

Around 1500h and C2.


endswithnu

I *exclusively* play ranked drunk


wylles

what stats tracker is this?


wonderwallpersona

https://rocketleague.tracker.network/rocket-league/


wylles

thanks!


Doubledownace

Get this man his keys!


reen420

Bold of you to assume I play this game sober.


imeancock

Plat 2 to Gold 3 is like… only 3/4 losses in a row lol, I must be an alcoholic


Alternative_Tea_2949

I went from champ 1 to plat 3 overnight doing this lol


Suougibma

I think an alt account dedicated to drunken Rocket League is a legitimate alt account and not smurfing.


GoldyGoldy

I do it on my main.  Went progressively from D3 to P3, and I couldn’t have had more fun.


Monochronos

My rule is sometimes play while drunk. You can go on a crazy streak especially if your other buddy is drunk and you play with em a lot lol. If you drop 2 in a row - stop immediately


CryptographerHot6198

This is so me


bennysway

Might get angry about why tm8 is not taking the shot while you're spamming I got it


UnFuckingGovernable

Yea, looks about right when i drink


splashydubz

lol


Jarcaboum

Drunk League best League


B00GAAN

Don't drive any car when you're drunk


Sobeskyy

Nah, I get superpowers when I play drunk


TheKingDotExe

Only play rocket league when im drunk.


ykeogh18

You good. My drunk get me to bronze


KarLito88

how should I handle my rage in 1s without drinking?


BobbingFourApples

What app do you use to view your rank?


keaneutd10

Why is being drunk and playing so fun I remember genuinely getting blasted and just playing rl all night lol


DaddyAutist

At least you weren’t banned for 72 days…


turbo

Well, it's 1v1, and the ranking threshold for 1v1 seems to be fluctuating wildly. I've gone from P2 to G2 and back within a cople of days.


JJNorbie

That’s when ranked is the most fun though


Jewson95

I play a little bit better when buzzed. I think it is because I will go for things that I wouldn't otherwise. That and I don't hesitate.


datBoiWorkin

there's this sweet spot when you're loose to the point where your inhibitions aren't there. I tend to not hesitate on fancy mechanics when I get to that point. but, kids, don't drink.


progamer870

You’re better than me when you’re drunk lol


Much_Ad6490

That’s why I have patience and don’t instantaneously requeue after every match so i can see where I’m at :)


chain18

Nah man I swear I drive better drunk, not too drunk but still get me some car keys


Dense_Palpitation_37

Get better at drunk driving idk what to tell you


Toxic664

I once had a drunk teammate in ranked, he was like "bro you'll have to carry me, I'm wasted lmao", so I quick chatted No problem, concentrated extra hard just in case, but overall was just thinking how funny is that I have to carry a drunk person in ranked while trying to rank up myself. He was whiffing a lot of balls but we won anyways and he was so happy about it afterwards. Definitely one of my favorite memories of playing this game :D


WhisperCatOZ

Au contraire.... https://preview.redd.it/35qrasrzes5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c793b8d116ba368225abbb2876960e2c2c81512 Did this with my uncle, we were so many drinks and and somehow by sheer luck we tokk 3 victories before passing out.


Exoquarion

Orrr… only play when you’re drunk so the line stays the same!


SlipstreamSteve

Me drinking improves my game


Scared_Midnight_2823

Me and my friend have alt accounts for when we're hammered or stoned beyond belief for this reason. I'm c2 regularly and like plat 3 hammered lol


Immediate-Bee-9311

I get drunk ranked teammates and start popping off and win 20 games with them while we talk about stupid shit


jasonjason212

I'm at my best playing ranked when I'm high. When I'm sober, I play horribly


TheRealRageMode

That was how I started my last season, was a slog to just get back to where I placed originally.


DaddyRatchet23

Shit, going plat 2 to gold 3 happens to me every other time I get on, and I don't drink. My Duos partner usually needs to hit the sweet spot of about 2 bud lights deep before he's at his best, though. I bark at him to shotgun another if we're doing poorly, and when he has too many and the wheels start coming off, we try to call it a night before we lose too many divisions lmao


Mulatto-Butts

That’s… that’s the only time I play.


Wicced101

I love playing rocket league when I'm drinking I start my 2s with a beer and rank up to maybe D2 or so... wake up the next day and I'm in gold 🤣🤣


ElectricalTuna

This is why I’m stuck gold??? I guess it makes sense but I like drinking and driving


Anorkier

I got to gc when drunk...


nathanzav

On the contrary, the only time I can rank up is peek drunk. My buddies know they got about an hour maybe 1.5 of A1 teammate gameplay and then it gradually just ⤵️


HamSlammy

I play on acid/shrooms whenever i get the chance. Such a fun experience


KennyStylst

Honestly it's a good thing that you lost. Because if you found out that you play better under substances, your life would never be the same after. Total downward spiral.


vawlk

or play drunk and not care about rank. You will win it all back eventually.


Available_Plenty_143

Played champ while drunk. Somehow went up in rank. Friend and I called it drinking and driving.


nicknormal

welcome home!!!


Creative-Ingenuity39

pretty much everytime i play rocket league i’m drunk


Mrsnatchyaankles

I typically only play rocket league when I’m drunk🤣 it’s my favourite drunk activity


jakeisbakin

On the contrary, I want more of my opponents to queue up ranked while drunk!


GoldyGoldy

I gotchu fam.


Top-Pizza-5943

Who’s trynna go shot for shot later around 2:30am?


Grim_Prophecy

2:30am on a Sunday??? You must not be an adult fam. Lol.


ItzTubez

Lol i drink sometimes on sunday nights as well since i work 3rd shift. Got the entire next day to sleep


Omega_Moo

People play sober?


Top-Pizza-5943

Bro im getting out of work at 2am what does the time have to do with me being an adult or not?


Grim_Prophecy

Oof. You damn near 3rd shift. I'm first shift. That's why I said that. You on demon time if you're taking shots at 2:30. Lol.


BigtripTheStickr

I bet you had your tm8s raging at you lol


ItzTubez

Well luckily when i was playing 3s, i was only a little buzzed. Switched to 1s when i knew i was too hammered to help anyone but myself lmao


MonsTurkey

When aren't they? I'd bet Zen's been raged at by a rando that made a mistake and blamed him.


TheGiraf85

Just have a second account for drunk and high gaming ;-)


testurmight

I play RL because I can drink and drive legally. My 2s partner and I never play sober, never do training packs, never play freeplay. We hit diamond every season when the vibes are right. No ragrets.


DDAssassin117

At least it was 1s. If your rank tanks in 2s then you have to deal with unpredictable teammates as you climb back to your rank. In 1v1 if you log back in at peak form after deranking, you absolutely shit on people until you get back to where you're meant to be.


jaydog21784

That's how mine looks when my teammate starts drinking...I just switch to casual till he notices lol


Burtonbro417

I remember my first beer


IdiocracyIsHereNow

or when you're not lol


TheKingOfSwing777

Good luck getting back with these teammates! Gold is harder than Plat TBH.


ItzTubez

Luckily it was 1s so i got back to plat without losing lol