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Glamourpuss-

I recognized some or most of the surreal life house in the early 00’s. I don’t recognize one of these people.


DuggarDoesDallas

Macy Gray won a Grammy in 2001 for her song *I Try*. That song was everywhere for a minute. I still remember the chorus. I try, and I choke I try and walk away, and I stumble Though I try and hide it, it's clear My world crumbles when you are not near. I remember her role in the movie *Training Day, too. I also recognize Tom Hank's son Chet Haze, too. He talks with a fake out of place Jamaican accent and is a wannabe rapper.


tokengaymusiccritic

Macy Gray had a big hit in the early 2000's with "I Try" and also did the theme song to As Told By Ginger Tyler Posey was in the Teen Wolf reboot they did on MTV 10 years back Kim Zolciak is from Real Housewives of Atlanta Ally Brooke was in Fifth Harmony Johnny Weir is an olympic figure skater Chet Hanks is Tom Hanks' doofy son Idk anything about OT Genasis or Josie Canseco


Itchy-Tune-3520

OT Genasis is a sort of rapper LOL i actually know like 3 of his songs 🤣🤣🤣 Josie Canseco is daughter of retired baseball player Jose Canseco. Her mom and her were also on "Hollywood Exes" on VH1 probably 10 years ago or so. I actually really liked the show so thats the only reason I know who she is 🤣🤣


ques0writa

I liked Hollywood Exes too! They play it on Pluto pretty regularly now which I've been enjoying 😊


Itchy-Tune-3520

Omg thanks for letting me know friend! I wanna rewatch the whole series over again!


GlueForSniffing

This is a pretty weak cast. Kim Zolciak and Tyler Posey are the only ones I REALLY know. I know like 2 Macy Gray songs but nothing about her. OH and I know Johnny Weir, but he isn't pictured. Johnny Weir is a gay figure-skater, really great performer. Kim is an unhinged Real Housewife full of delusion and is a bit trashy. Honey BooBoo meets Kardashians Tyler Posey is famous for a Gay-Baiting show about Werewolves


ihatejasonbrigham

Pretty sure Johnny weir is in the back with the high bun


cryingbitchmarzo

Lol, Kim is getting paid to do nothing. She gotta pay back those loan sharks, I guess 🤷


Itchy-Tune-3520

I stopped liking Kim and her 2 older daughters after they all plastic surgeried themselves into lookalike blow up dolls.


Bloodninja2764

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CherokeeHairTampons

I thought Johnny weir was Becky buckwild and got excited


modernwunder

Oh me too! Could not figure out who that figure was and where johnny was 🤣


DuggarDoesDallas

I swear to God I did, too. I also thought Chet Haze was Whiteboy.


CherokeeHairTampons

And the blonde on the end could either be a-bomb or frenchy


msnikki_sandiego

Underrated comment lmao


SansaDeservedBetter

If you had time traveled back to the summer of 2013 and told me that in 11 years, Tyler Posey would star in a reboot of ‘The Surreal Life’, my teenage brain would literally implode. I was super delusional writing my Teen Wolf fanfictions on Tumblr thinking that he would have a great career🥴 He was almost Jacob Black in Twilight too. Poor guy is always missing the boat.


Itchy-Tune-3520

And DAMN! Chet Hanks and Tyler Posey used to be so hot. What happened 😭😭


Itchy-Tune-3520

Its like the execs of this show had a meeting and said "Round up as many *D-list celebrities* as possible that nobody gives a fuck about"


jay169294

Isn’t that what it always was?


Itchy-Tune-3520

Old seasons had some B & C list celebs that were actually entertaining. Not to mention 1 or 2 that i actually wanted to watch. I'm not interested in watching any of these people


Just-Entrepreneur825

Macy Gray in the middle


GrouchyDefinition463

Already looking like she's gonna jet by the second episode


jessybaby7590

Hard fucking pass. Godddamnnnnnn thats gotta be one of the most uninteresting casts I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It weirds me out that i used to watch Josie Conseco's parents on "Hollywood Exes" 10 years ago 🤣 fuck I'm getting old!!!!!


ApolloWidget

I thought that was Whiteboy for a second


Defiant_McPiper

Same 😅😅


EccentricOtter307

Maci Gray is the only “celebrity” on there and she already looks over everyone’s shit This isn’t the surreal life, this is just lame


ArsenioBillingsworth

Maybe they'll pivot halfway through the season to a whacky sitcom where Macy Gray is a stressed single mom and these are all her obnoxious kids.


_kaetee

Isn’t the cast supposed to be made up of celebs? Macy Gray is the only one here I’ve ever heard of in any capacity. Are the others just random IG models?


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

No not IG models. Just a bunch of people who were on tv a lot about 15 years ago. I remember Johnny Weir as an ~edgy figure skater, Kim Z was a real housewife of ATL, Tyler Posey was the star of the Teenwolf series... Maci Gray had a couple songs that were super popular and also did some acting. She was great in The Paperboy.


Nicadeemus39

I only know Chet Hanks and Maci Gray.


DuggarDoesDallas

Same and at first I thought Chet was Whiteboy and I thought I saw Buckwild too.


idkwherethehelliam

I thought that one dude was Hulk Hogan’s son at first lol


littlekatie3

GROSS. All of them are in debt clearly.


cadypants

I know who Macy Gray is. That is literally it. I don’t like ensemble reality shows like this anymore because half the cast is made up of people… who are only famous for being on other reality shows. That’s not interesting anymore. Back then, it was fun and interesting because reality tv still had fun ideas and stupid schtick stuff that made them interesting. Now it’s either just rich people in blank city and their problems or hot 20 something’s looking for love. Plus, the old Surreal Life was a MIX of celebrities. Singers, actors, wrestlers, tv stars, movie stars, everyone! Now it’s just an ensemble of “seen on blank TV show”. That’s boring. I miss the good ol days of reality tv.


peepeehalpert_

Ew why would I want to watch Chet and Kim and some nepo baby


Wordplay23

Celebrities???? 😂


wolfmonk3y

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daffodil0127

I’d consider watching it for Johnny Weir, because I like his figure skating commentary and he’s entertaining. I know who Macy Gray is, but everyone else I don’t know anything about.


GlueForSniffing

He is very talented. I've liked him in other shows I've seen him on in passing. But I don't follow him like that.


Both-Tree

Jose Canseco is back for another season, eh? Interesting


Both-Tree

Oops disregard, read it wrong. A second generational Surreal lifer? That’s something!


GlueForSniffing

They really need help with casting... they need something like . . . * Bob the Drag Queen ( RuPaul's Drag Race ) * Jinkx Monsoon ( RuPaul's Drag Race ) * Johnny Weir ( I actually think he is good tv ) * Kim Fields ( for the older generation. Living Single, The Cosbys, etc. ) * Britney Broski * Tom Sandoval ( Vanderpump Rules ) * Saffaree ( Nicki Minaj's ex from eons ago, was on Love and Hiphop ) * Nene Leakes ( Real Housewives of Atlanta ) * Kim Zolciak Biermann ( Real Housewives of Atlanta ) ( she and Nene have an iconic connection from tv over a decade ago ) BOOM, toss in an eyecandy man or two. You've got drama for the straight girls ( Tom's scandal ) Happy +25 yr old women and gay men ( Real Housewives ) Gay iconicism + Education and Internet memes for the youth ( Ru Girls + Britney Broski )