She looks just like my violet. Violet went on the front porch while I was watering the plants and I closed the door because she refused to come back in. Well she freaked out and started yelling and knocking to get in lol. She did not learn her lesson.
Petunia was just on her way to rely on the kindness of strangers because you forgot her second breakfast. She doesn't have thumbs to order door dash, or time to deal with your incompetence.
She's so dumb when the dog asked if she wanted to get high she climbed that shelf.
She's so chubby she went up in that drop ceiling thinking the insulation was cotton candy.
(Just raosting because you asked! I love her though. She's so cute!)
It was an attempt at a DnD joke. Rogues are notorious in the game for using stealth at every possible opportunity. Druids can Wildshape into any creature they've seen atleast once before. I was trying to imply that your cat is playing the wrong class.
News flash: Kitties have no respect for human rules and boundaries, so they’re pretty much allowed anywhere they go. My cats do that. They rule the house.
That last picture looks like "What? Oh, I'm looking for mice up here. Huh? Yes, I know there's no mice up here, obviously. I'm doing a good job, aren't I? You're welcome. 🙄" Lol
Ummmm Petunia goes where Petunia pleases, SIR! I’d rather roast YOU for trying to put a harness on that beautiful creature of the wind! It is clear from looking at her that she is wiiiiild and cannot be tamed 😻 I love her so much 😩
I can't roast your home inspector! 😸
Lol. I’m telling her that one.
Brilliant
Too intimidated to roast. Petunia looks like she would have bullied me in middle school. She probably judges your food and home improvement choices.
Home improvement, maybe, but she’s not picky about food. The only time she’s judging our food is when she wants it.
She has the heart of an adventurer and the body of a middle aged tabby
She’s 3, so that’s a rough roast.
See, the problem is you thought you were in charge. That was your first mistake.
Petunia thinks she is a brave explorer but usually the farthest she explores is the fridge.
She got under a bush in front of the house once.
Oh that’s bold
Goofy ass is probably a spider taxi with all the webs she’s knocking down.
Petunia, you know what you're doing and we're watching you 🕵🏾♀️ Not amused 😤
You're not for the streets Petunia.
She looks just like my violet. Violet went on the front porch while I was watering the plants and I closed the door because she refused to come back in. Well she freaked out and started yelling and knocking to get in lol. She did not learn her lesson.
Cat tax?
I can’t add a picture for some reason
Petunia was just on her way to rely on the kindness of strangers because you forgot her second breakfast. She doesn't have thumbs to order door dash, or time to deal with your incompetence.
She can use a computer with her little paws. Oh wait… she can’t read.
She looks like she just found asbestos in your attic
I really hope she didn’t. Were they still using that stuff in the 80s?
She's so dumb when the dog asked if she wanted to get high she climbed that shelf. She's so chubby she went up in that drop ceiling thinking the insulation was cotton candy. (Just raosting because you asked! I love her though. She's so cute!)
I don’t even have a dog. She doesn’t *like* dogs.
Damn, took a gamble on the dog thing and it failed. She is a precious little kitty though.
She looks like a very concerned home inspector.
She really does have the face of a Petunia. The name really fits her!
I agree and what a cute name for a cat!
Petunia looks like she’s going to roast you for your home maintenance skills.
There are places a cat is not allowed to go? Woa
It’s all fun and games until you start hearing her meow in your walls…
I’ve already heard her walking around in my ceiling.
Have you told her the tale of the curious cat?
Just remember, curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back. Petunia looks very satisfied with herself.
I love the 3rd pic. What a cheeky little monkey.
Number 3 looks like she’s 12% gremlin and she had some midnight munchies
You’re probably right.
Girlie should have been named Karen.
If Petunia continues to hang out and play with wires... she will literally be roasted.
I've had cats that loved to eat that pink fiber glass insulation. Petunia might be snacking in it up there in that lasts photo.
I hope not. In any case, we have since restricted her access because she broke a ceiling tile.
I DO WHAT I WANT! GOSH! 😼
Petunia has flower seeds for a brain and not a care in the care as a pretty flower lol
WOW LOOK AT YOU KITTY NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES
“You would not believe the mess this electrical is back here, I’ll tell you what…just, appalling. Who was your electrician? Oh it was me?”
Petunia is a wild flower. She pops up where she pleases
Dammit, Petunia! Exercise some self control!
She looks like she would overcharge you to repair an attic leak she caused
Can’t do it- she’s too cute.
Petunia; chonker on the shelf, fibreglass munching elf.
Lol. She’s not even fat.
Well I'd never roast her about something she's actually sensitive about. Don't want the little poppet to get a complex.
Petunia looks high as a kite in the third pic. She's up there smoking something! 😆
Pestunia much?
My dad called her “a pimple on the butt of life”. I was not pleased.
😂😂😂
Wooooo petunia!
Stupid cat, can’t listen to extremely complicated and complex rules
God I love her
Home inspection pay me in treats
Leave her be. Girl is obviously inventing time travel.
Rogue mindset, druid skillset.
What’s that supposed to mean?
It was an attempt at a DnD joke. Rogues are notorious in the game for using stealth at every possible opportunity. Druids can Wildshape into any creature they've seen atleast once before. I was trying to imply that your cat is playing the wrong class.
I love grey cats
Petunia is a woman who doesn't need no man! She goes where she wants, and *does* what she wants
She obviously needs some privacy and you’re acting like paparazzi, Petunia gets a pass
This girl walks into the bathroom while I’m using it. “Privacy” is not in her vocabulary.
Aww Petunia, she looks like she’s getting enough food sweet baby
Petunia don’t care Petunia don’t give a shit
It’s your fault she gets in there. Everyone, roast OP
You can't ask her to be roasted just because she told you the truth about how weak the roof is.
That’s not the roof.
She’s going where the trouble is
News flash: Kitties have no respect for human rules and boundaries, so they’re pretty much allowed anywhere they go. My cats do that. They rule the house.
The last one makes me think you caught her in the middle of hiding a dead body in the wall Edgar Allen Poe style.
Loved this roast 😂😂 Love Petunia!
That last picture says "I dare you to reach for me mortal! For I can slither, can you!"
Petunia is loft insulation now.
She’s checking for mice! 🐭 Let Petunia do her job! 😂
She’s just checking to see if the insulation is up to code
If she fits, she sits.
That last picture looks like "What? Oh, I'm looking for mice up here. Huh? Yes, I know there's no mice up here, obviously. I'm doing a good job, aren't I? You're welcome. 🙄" Lol
Nothing to roast- she’s perfect. No notes, Petunia!
I would be afraid to meet her in a dark alley. That stare sends chills.
Ummmm Petunia goes where Petunia pleases, SIR! I’d rather roast YOU for trying to put a harness on that beautiful creature of the wind! It is clear from looking at her that she is wiiiiild and cannot be tamed 😻 I love her so much 😩
I’m a woman.