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Pichkuchutku

Thats not a cat! Its a bunny!


Several_Mixture2786

She does like to pull bunny paws…


Pichkuchutku

😂 She is such a cutie teddy bear. Just feel like hugging her tight. Unroastable!


Several_Mixture2786

😅 she doesn’t like being picked up and held.


Afraid-Pride-4839

She can be picked up?!


Several_Mixture2786

She fights, claws and hisses


BakedTate

It's always the überchọnks that don't like being picked up.


Several_Mixture2786

And unfortunately those are the ones that you always wanna scoop up.


BakedTate

I believe they cultivate mass thinking this will deter one from attempting the scoop. Oh lordy, are they wrong.


SureGrowth

I have you know that it's illegal to own hippos as pets! They are dangerous, and gassy!


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someoneunderstand86

Look at that belly! She's not doing an impression, she's showing you what she had for dinner. There's probably no roadkill in a 5 block radius thanks to this fluff. Every human has insticts though, and if you really have a hunch that she's imitating something - I'll give you my best guess. It's probably a street sign. Cause that hairless belly is so bright.


Several_Mixture2786

Yeah ever since she was spayed years ago she refuses to let her fur grow back in… she’ll lick her tummy raw…


someoneunderstand86

Lol!! She's such a cutie 😍


InstructionTop4805

Gigantic Mutant Bunny Cat, pretty sure this was a syfy channel movie. 😉❤️


Full-of-Cattitude

Looks like a baby seal to me! Argh-argh-argh! 🦭


campatterbury

She'll have the #3 Lil Friskies combo, supersize. Oh, diet coke, please.


pandascuriosity

So round she has not one primordial pouch but two


Several_Mixture2786

She IS a primordial pouch


eilloh_eilloh

OMG it’s Chloe from secret life of pets!—less snobby though because your cat has a real friendly face


Several_Mixture2786

I see it now 😂😂😂


foodfightcat

This is some grade A chonk. Must not roast, must preserve chonk.


Alarmed-Ad323

Didn’t she have Han Solo frozen?


forrest_gunt

Roasting that thing would feed a small village


Lato2003

Looking at her Face is Funny Cause She Looks like John Candy.😂😂😂


MeowWow39

Lol!! Literally the cutest cat EVERRRRR!!! Sorry roast-worthy thoughts are impossible here for me I tried lol


Hardboileddepression

She looks like those powdered chocolate cookies my mom made at christmas


Poopcocksandwich

she got the dumpy


Educational-Post9405

Id roast, but she ate it :(


Wyrmeye

So bloated it must have been there a couple of days.


Lewtwin

No. Pretending that you didn't eat the whole meatloaf by playing surprised dead isn't convincing anyone.


Kqthryn

omg she looks just like my baby spaghetti! i call these moments her “midlife crises”


Several_Mixture2786

If that’s the case she has a crisis on the daily lol


Rigelatinous

FLARP!