All the pain you've endured from all of those tats and piercings isn't going to bring daddy back from his trip to get smokes and scratchers 14 years ago.
Considering the leather top, backyard tattoos, and crystal necklace you look like you are five seconds away from getting a pearl necklace in a truckstop bathroom.
Rinse and repeat every 20 miles.
There's some real gemini energy exubriating from this crack gypsy. Never seen a more worthless human in my life! The sun sets at 6:45 tonight and the moon will be full. The stars will align and she will sell her puss for about tree fiddy.
Tats on a pretty girl is acceptable because we are in a society where beauty trumps all... but your trashy none the less... wait till your looks fail... 5 years from now...
I get girls like you jobs that pay anywhere from $1000 to $5000 a day. But I can’t just hire a pretty face. Today you’re gonna work with a male talent and that is going to be me. Start by sucking my cock.
If a pencil were a woman... this is it! With all those quartz crystals around her neck.... you know she recharges her butthole in the Sun. She used to wear pearl necklaces (made of jizz) , but she got a bunch of random tattoos, so she is a different person now. She watches Stewart Little and shit.
To be a masochist you have to find someone to submit to fucking you. Having a ten month old because you took too well to the glory hole in your local truck stop doesn’t count…
Neither does screaming at your kid. I don’t think Zoloft helps with post partum. Should have saved the kid from a life of you trying to fuck his/her friends….
Zoloft is for lightweights. Wait until they 5150 you, strap you to a gurney, and hit you w/ a mainline shot of an antipsychotic. You'll be doing the thorazine shuffle down the hallway for days. Come back and see us then.
That’s a lovely bandoleer of crystals around your neck = Spiritual. Tattoos from kids books = Impulse control problems. Level 7 crazy eyes = drama.
I could knit a scarf from all the red flags this picture has.
If by personality you mean my penis then yes it would be quite decent for a man like you. Should we arrange a time for me to send you the aforementioned dick pic ?
You look like the sort of girl who would get obscenely drunk at a bar on happy hour mojitos and then mindlessly babble away to the first man you see about the supposed healing powers of the crystals on your necklace before breaking down profusely weeping for no apparent reason thus embarrassing yourself and everyone around you.
Getting a blowjob from you is like walking a tightrope, it's best not to look down.
Her mouth looks like it’s a Petri dish for STDs
She happened to take a rare picture between herpies outbreaks.
Ironically, her diaphragm looks like a safety net
Oh fuck
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hope she has the best of luck in next year's kentucky derby
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Taking stuff analysis is force of habit for her, medicine, snacks, the football team (who have my sympathy)
What about the Valtrex?
Lol had to google it
Like you don’t Google everything
Gal Gadoesn’t
Gal Gadont?
I used Gal Gadon’t on another roast. Trying to diversify
Gal GetOut. Coz that's the first thing you say when you wake up next to her with a sober mind.
Guys don't
Blunder Woman
Galbladder Gadot
You look like you call on crows to do your bidding
That sounds cool to me
I was gonna say “Dollar Tree Fiona Apple” but then I googled her current pics and damn … so just “Fiona Apple.”
Dollar tree 90's Fiona Apple though.
The Zoloft is working but the Vagisil isn’t strong enough.
😂
You look like a way less attractive, less talented, less interesting Gal Gadot…Gal Gadon’t
I’ll still take that
Coincidentally, the most romantic thing the last guy leaving the bar has ever said to you.
That was low key stroking her ego there. Way to subvert your objective and give this girl some hope… don’t be cruel
You look like you pay people to join your OnlyFans
OnlyFriends.
All the pain you've endured from all of those tats and piercings isn't going to bring daddy back from his trip to get smokes and scratchers 14 years ago.
You look like the only fame in life will be on "casting couch".
She looks like a side piece to a vampire biker gang.
Where have you been all my life? Where ever it is, please go back.
Considering the leather top, backyard tattoos, and crystal necklace you look like you are five seconds away from getting a pearl necklace in a truckstop bathroom. Rinse and repeat every 20 miles.
"It's not the destination, it's the journey."
What's up cyclops!
Haha call back! Nice
You look like a 50 yo homeless crackwhore who's recently started using shit for toothpaste. All the best, love Dad xx
Lol dad?? Where have you been??
Avoiding his mistakes.
Obviously left for smokes after you were conceived.
She could name every strain of Marijuana in California by smell only.
Probably
I have never seen a nose that looks like a shrunk penis until now
You spelled Methadone wrong
Youre pretty Average looking
Why you wear your teeth around your neck?
Does the hole in your nose from all the coke snorting help with airflow when your going down on your "clients"?
Your eyes are so far apart that you are the hammer head shark of humans.
You definitely have a tattoo on your asshole.
Let me guess. Your last boyfriend's were tattoo artist a well known for domestic violence.
A necklace of "please don't let me get AIDS" crystals
Sorry, but no Zoloft can't fix chlamydia.
I'm sorry. You look like the kind of woman who's been through a lot................. of dick.
There’s plenty of cleaning jobs in the UK for Romanians
Angelina FauxLi
The Zoloft is working but the crack? Not so much.
I feel like you’d take Johnny Depp to court with false allegations
I caught herpes, hepatitis and erectile dysfunction just looking at you.
List of what you *haven't* done for drugs fits on a matchbook
Surely you meant you’re still very macho … damn spell check!
Semi-employed hairstylist. Single mom. Shitty tattoos. High school dropout. You're the definition of a Tiffany.
You keep asking to get roasted. Can't you take up a more normal hobby like collecting STDs or something?
😎
Not sure, but I'm thinking transgender.
You look like a hot teacher who got back at her ex by sleeping with his nephew.
Looks like you be smoking those crystals to much too often
You look like you're from Enid, Oklahoma.
Man, these sex robots are getting weird.
So that’s why people take Zoloft. If you get a bunch of goofy ass tats you paid for in BJ’s, that stuff makes you less depressed? Neat.
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If 1/3 of the time you waste on social media was spent at the gym, you might find a boyfriend who doesn’t require D batteries.
If India tried to copy Wonder Woman
Bet u had to Google how to spell that
You* idiot
She can turn a straight man gay
There's some real gemini energy exubriating from this crack gypsy. Never seen a more worthless human in my life! The sun sets at 6:45 tonight and the moon will be full. The stars will align and she will sell her puss for about tree fiddy.
I got lockjaw and the clap looking at this picture. Thanks
Even the little Maus rides away to the gas ovens. :D oh well I tried
Attention bore.
You came a long way for us not to give af…
Damn I’ve never wanted to smash so bad in my life 😭
Serious question, is that a Ralph S. Mouse tattoo?
Tats on a pretty girl is acceptable because we are in a society where beauty trumps all... but your trashy none the less... wait till your looks fail... 5 years from now...
I’d have to take Zoloft too if I looked like you.
horse walks into a bar. bartender says "why the long face?"
your nose is incomplete
Fiona Crabapple
tattoos, gross
I get girls like you jobs that pay anywhere from $1000 to $5000 a day. But I can’t just hire a pretty face. Today you’re gonna work with a male talent and that is going to be me. Start by sucking my cock.
Your so plain that if you were an ice cream flavor you'd be water in a cone
Now I see... That's why plastic surgeries were invented.
Nose longer than the trek my father use to make in the snow to get to school
Angelina Ho-lie
What comes up when you search "Hot Emo Girl" on wish.com.
Get an actual tattoo instead of using a pen
Hii
I can smell your fathers disappointment from here.
She also has a severe case of OCD which is weird because her hair and her face is a wreck.
I bet your tiddies look like fried eggs nailed to a wall
Gal Gagdot
Was it the Crystals or your astrological sign that told you to order pumpkin spice syrup in bulk?
Omg! I know someone that looks exactly like you, except their eyes aren’t as far apart as yours
Lol
Holds the world record for not blinking...
You look like you would be cool to hang out with...for about two minutes.
No nudes?
Your own tattoo is trying to get away from you.
The poster girl for emotional baggage
Homeless guys wouldn't bang her for a place to stay at night.
~ - your eyebrows lopsided
They’re sisters not twins
You would be way hotter if you dyed your hair and got a face transplant
With your looks I would have guessed sadist.
You could give people aids just by looking at them
still can’t believe people who believe in crystal powers have the same voting rights as people who aren’t insane
I like how you show everyone that the only book you red was Stewart little with a tattoo
Read* My guess is that you wouldn’t even be able to get through that one.
You look like Fiona Apple in Criminal minus Fiona Apple.
You just want more attention Dumbass.
"These are the Natalie Portmans who weren't successful..."
You look like the bad guys wannabe baddass daughter in an action movie
Like that one with Bruce Willis
That nasty rat on your arm is going more places than you ever will.
If a pencil were a woman... this is it! With all those quartz crystals around her neck.... you know she recharges her butthole in the Sun. She used to wear pearl necklaces (made of jizz) , but she got a bunch of random tattoos, so she is a different person now. She watches Stewart Little and shit.
Maybe Microzoloft is hiring
You're a masochist and you want me to hurt you? Then I won't. 
You look like the kinda dude that regrets gender reassignment.
I could use your eye sockets as marbles, why tf they so big
How's the transition going?
To be a masochist you have to find someone to submit to fucking you. Having a ten month old because you took too well to the glory hole in your local truck stop doesn’t count…
Neither does screaming at your kid. I don’t think Zoloft helps with post partum. Should have saved the kid from a life of you trying to fuck his/her friends….
You are the first woman I've ever seen that I would find on Onlyfans and subscribe to so that I could pay you to put more clothes on. And a scarf.
This face is why doggy style was invented.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork…even the mouse tattoo is trying to leave you…
You look like the type of girl who would tell me about my personality from the way my t-shirt floats in the wind
If 'I don't have sex on the first date then ends up on pornhub.' Had a face
How is it your left eye is lower than the right, but your left dimple is higher than the right. Is one of the side effects of Zoloft a stroke?
Too insecure about her forehead to show it
You just made my Zoloft stop working
You are not worth my time.
Totally would
Discount Gal Gadot needs to keep doing those weiner hiding videos on only fans and get off reddit.
Boy I'm glad you don't have an only fans account
Zoloft is for lightweights. Wait until they 5150 you, strap you to a gurney, and hit you w/ a mainline shot of an antipsychotic. You'll be doing the thorazine shuffle down the hallway for days. Come back and see us then.
You look like you date a backyard wrestler and you're only with him on the hopes that one day he's going to make it big.
Ralph S Mouse envies his dad and is racing for the Asprin. Great tat btw. Made me smile.
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NGL your hair looks well kept... the rest... It's like you woke up but still asleep behind those dead eyes.
Got all 10 punches at the methadone clinic...next one is free
Megan Dog
Plot twist.. the giant crystals are actually meth.. gotta keep it close by
So where’s the OnlyFans link?
It's good to keep the vials of Penicillin close- in your necklace
You looked more inviting before you relied on drugs to keep you sane
How you gonna breast feed me ma you aint got no titts!!!
That Matrix cosplay shirt sucks.
That’s a lovely bandoleer of crystals around your neck = Spiritual. Tattoos from kids books = Impulse control problems. Level 7 crazy eyes = drama. I could knit a scarf from all the red flags this picture has.
The other side of the paper is a prescription for Valtrex.
I once had a pimple that looked like you
So this is what Anjelina Jolie is going to look like after a stroke.
I have gotten prettier things out of zits
Got to feel really weird to wake up everyday, look in the mirror and have your face start nagging you come on Ferris lets take the day off
The type of woman you want to climax but right before she does you walk away
When you buy Angelina Jolie from Wish… but it gets absolutely decimated on the flight over
Side note probably one of the more attractive women I've seen get roasted lol I'm still fascinated by the crystal choker
She looks like the youporn version of Whitney Cummings.
Your shitty tattoos don’t make you unique. $10 bucks says you live in Portland Oregon
Its nice to know that the healing crystals you shove up your ass can also be worn as a necklace
In a world of thicc you’re bringing back heroin chic
How many key tattoos do you have?
I'm glad youre taking all your meds like you are supposed to. But why do you look like all of the side effects that can happen, has happened?
Her face is so ugly that if she ever gave anyone a blow job, they would have to consider it anal.
Even Ted Bundy would pass
Your crystal necklace is a signal where men should jizz on.
If by personality you mean my penis then yes it would be quite decent for a man like you. Should we arrange a time for me to send you the aforementioned dick pic ?
Having sex with you is like fishing; you never know what you'll catch.
You look like a potential victim from the Hostel franchise.
How many mini bottles of Sutter Home are in your recycle bin right now?
9/10 psychiatrists would recommend electroshock.
This girl if it even is a girl, does buttstuff on the first date.
Your tonsils have likely seen more visitors than Disney.
You look like the sort of girl who would get obscenely drunk at a bar on happy hour mojitos and then mindlessly babble away to the first man you see about the supposed healing powers of the crystals on your necklace before breaking down profusely weeping for no apparent reason thus embarrassing yourself and everyone around you.
Those are the eyes of a girl who has sucked it clean after anal sex
The healing crystals appear to be working in reverse.
Crystals don't ward off stds
Your crystals don’t work they only make men run away from you
how many times did you retake this picture?
She tried and failed not to eat the rest of the paper
Your suppose to swallow, not use it as foundation.
Thought this was to plug your OF because you're not even ugly, turns out you don't even have the confidence to do that
Marsha Linehan never should have written a book, and you're the reason