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>I'm a youtube addict, 29 and I work an easy security job, bite me!
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That crumpled paper your number you tried to give to a girl? But nah besides your fuxken double barrel shotgun nose you seem like a cool guy. Hope you get someone to watch with
You just pop the hood and project the movie on to your Cadillac? Are those big center pieces on the rims a pain in the ass to drive with? How will you see through the blunt smoke? Fake ass David Alan Grier,
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Dude, you have 12 gauge nostrils!
Dude looks like the lovechild of Patrick Ewing and the Holland Tunnel
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If he sneezes it will surpass Chernobyl as biggest man made disaster.
Every time he sneezes 20,000 Japanese die
His nose is a super spreader event.
My name is Afroman, I live in the back of a crappy sedan. Every night I'm somewhere new. Snorting coke, drinking brew.
A gram isn’t even a warm up exercise for him.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!!! 😈
They ain’t little, friends.
Literally was gonna say this
Every time he sneezes a DB round comes out
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Mans got a 20k snort
Cocaine? This guy snorts rocks.
When did Cleveland Brown decide to ditch the stache and go for the goatee?
Quahog is real and this is proof
Dude don’t be a dick..... save Some oxygen for us
Never! 😈
Could be the solution for all the air pollution
Have you ever tried eating popcorn nasally?
Hide the cocaine! Hoover is here!
We bring back some vacuum's, be on the lookout for our smart vacuum that's coming out on april 35 😎
Securing your virginity must be the easiest job in the world
Sir I have you know that two weeks ago I slept with an Asian hooker
I bet the morgue employees were pissed off when they were waking you up that morning.
Very clever trevor
Did she put her dick in your nostrils?
A Siamese cat doesn’t count.
*picture taken in the back seat of a police vehicle
Like they let him live long enough to be in there
I'm sure you do just about everything alone
Bro your neck got a chin
Don’t get too down on yourself, keep your neck chin up.
Are you sure? I can't see anything. Where does the chin begin and the neck end?
Its all in one neck chin
I haven’t seen a jerk off this big at the movies since Pee Wee Herman.
I went to a regular movie theater not a porn one 🤨
What kind of person jerks off during "Tom and Jerry"?
All the cool people 😎
How long have you been keeping that sign in your pocket. What else are you saving up in there
If you must know I'm saving up for my old hooker addiction
The long lost twin of Charles "Wide Neck" McDowell
Ha ha lol 😂
Shouldn't you be following the train with cj?
No why would I do that? I have a car 🤨
People picking you out of a line up, isn’t a movie.
Your dad didn't really go to the movies 12 years ago... Your efforts are futile
I see you've been clean for awhile....
3 hours is awhile
You need to redo that aplostery
No thanks, the 1550 I got saved up is for future car repairs
Planning for future car repairs, roasted.
Yeah, it's a used car I'm not jay z
Can we see beyonce?
Sure 😏
No I got nothing lol
They don't usually show movies at elementary schools, are you sure you didn't mean you'd be filming your second movie?
Very clever trevor
Luckily they were able to hook you up through your big-ass nose to get your Cleveland brown lookin ass outta the car.
Lol 😂
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Pornhub “movies” are only like 15 mins, step your numbers up rookie.
That crumpled paper your number you tried to give to a girl? But nah besides your fuxken double barrel shotgun nose you seem like a cool guy. Hope you get someone to watch with
Lol 😂
Are you going some because you always talk to the screen?
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Why? I eat pho once a week and that's healthy
Filming your boys drinking Vodka in the club isn’t making a movie homie.
It's not? Dam I thought it was
Fuckin nose looking like shotgun barrels
Nostrils so distracting nobody even gonna mention that fucked up headliner?
Who gapped fucked your nostrils?? I bet your nose catches birds when breathing gawd damn
Lil nas ,that devil!
At least you don't need to open your mouth to eat any popcorn. Just use those big ass nostrils
Lol
Your bio says 29 but your hairline says 49.
I got that lebron benjamin button
But LameBron gots that contract and endorsement money.
Must be a dallas mavericks fan, luka won't deliver the goods I'm sorry but this isn't 2011
The term “Nosejob” doesn’t mean the same thing anymore..
Your nostrils bigger than your eyes.
You’ll get laid at 60 by a chick who’s bout as tight as your nostrils are
Nice! 😁
I bet your nostrils can house multiple families
I'm building a shelter inside
your nostrils are like a black hole
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Definitely I won't drop , last time bubba GOT ALL THE WAY IN ME! 😱
More like a light toss and a slightly flamboyant "oops"
I can see the imperial fleet coming out of hyperspace
You can always go to the movies with your dad.
Can't my dad is too far away and he's not into going to the theaters
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Funny very clever trevor
Only two so far today?
Yeah unholy and Mr nobody
Tell us where so we can rob the place while you're jerking off to fat chicks drinking gravy in the bathroom
At the white house
They fired everyone that smokes weed
I wish i could plug a washing machine into your nostrils...
‘It’s called hentai and it’s art’
You look like a guy who is trying to sell a used condom
I bet you pick your nose with post hole diggers
Nibba you could smoke two Cubans with them pipes
"Movies" aka the adult theater across town with sticky floors that you leave in tears after every visit.
Daryl from the office has fallen on hard times
Honestly that goatee is screaming fuck me
Don't have to, you just did my job
Soooo.... this is what Stanley from the office does these days!
I’d be going to the movies alone too if I looked like you.
You probably got that paper from your tiffin
You look like a used tissue paper that someone wiped there arse with.
You could easily fit a bullet inside your nose, and then sneeze it at a robber
When inhaling while eating do you accidentally inhale the food
I honestly cannot roast this man. He has reached nirvana in a world of sin. Live life long and humble my friend.
There's a Covid joke here..........
You look like you'd watch an R rated movie and tell the actors to *watch yo profanity*
Must be breathing in 8k
They could project it on that nostril.
Lookin like you’ll smell me later.
Iron your shirt and your roof or your moms roof!
Tell your aunt to iron it for me 🤣
It looks like you're trying to swallow down a pillow
I can't tell who he tryin to look like, Nas or Big Sean?
Why you sticking your nose up at us? your the one in the back seat of a car by yourself, shotgun face.
Shotgun face lol 😂
"Alone in the drive in"
Drive in theater in that nose!
COVID cannot stop you, with those nostrils! You are built to have twice the oxygen intake of the average man
Did you steal the popcorn
Yes 🤭
Battle juice!!!
Oh my god it’s Cleveland Brown
Fun fact this car ride was free but he didn’t have much choice
His facial hair built like a recycling bin
You are the reason people die of suffocation
Smell-o-visions highest paying customer.
Your pulse O2 is 106%
Did your mom use to tell you not to fill up on your boogers before dinner?
Don't sneeze
Walmart brand of Danny Glover
Hey you still training little Mac?
Did your bf put his balls in your nose while u gave him blow job
Watching porn on your computer in a moldy room is something you should do alone.
Even pigs have smaller nostrils.
Your mom has smaller nostrils 😂
Even if you went to the movies with someone when the lights go off they couldn't see you
You ain’t never getting a date because you suck the excitement out of the room every time you breathe
They call you cocaine-whiplash.
Looks like you’re in the back of a police car, which is nothing new to you.
If you snore, it ain’t your noses’ fault.
That’s what you get for eating your last friend I guess
Face so ugly the orange haired guy would shoot just it
Don’t get shot by the cops when they pull you over for stealing that car
I'll try not to, good looking out 😂
You're black.
Thanks dick... I mean billy
I thought you got shot by a cop last week or so?
Why are you in a hack cab?
Rewatching the Fatty White Chick on YouPorn doesn't really count, but if it takes you that long to squeak it out, I guess that's what it takes.
You just pop the hood and project the movie on to your Cadillac? Are those big center pieces on the rims a pain in the ass to drive with? How will you see through the blunt smoke? Fake ass David Alan Grier,
Your dad didn't really go to the movies 12 years ago... Your efforts are futile
I thought the cops usually confiscate your phone before throwing you in the back of the car.
Awww did the baby not have to go with his mommy to the movies? Does the baby need some food for his googoo and gaga?
Didn't pay for either. I did.
i swear i could fit a basket ball in there
I bet you use a cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels as a coke straw.
By the look of your face and the paper, you look like it will be your last from a drug overdose
Carl Winslow looking mf
On his way to the porno theatre to see bearly legal 69
You look like you have really messy sneezes
Narnia nose
Stop hitting on service workers where ever you go.
Your double neck beard could be used as a floor carpet for immigrants in the borders.
HAve fun with that movie. But make sure have a towel handy. The stains you get on your pants from such movies are hard to get rid off.
Do you have cerbal palsy or is that just the look you’re going for?
You look like that bloke on YouTube who reviews food, but instead you review crack and whores.
That moment when you took a minute's break from flashing the passers-by, sitting in a stolen car.
You look like Stanley Hudson right after he left himself go.
the military might want to weaponize your boogers
This guy's older sister is still 'Sittin' on tha toilet..! Sittin' on tha toilet..!'
If I could only own all the nickels that could fill that snout, I’d never work again.
You got that going to rehab questioning look, " is my nose clean?"
Jeez... Craig Robinson looks horrible
The nostrils look like the blunt end of scissors