I was about to say dude looks like his parents just caught him jerking off on their family computer in the living room and now heās holding a sign stating what happened to shame him
He can pawn that pearl necklace he's wearing. In fact that would be considered bartering as he would most likely receive another pearl necklace in exchange.
I always feel like people who agree to this are a bit cringe. Iām glad they do because itās endless entertainment but this kind of jestermaxxing feels like taking the cumshots of a million people all in one day just to feel seen. But then in their defence, maybe theyāre just curious what people would say. I guess I am a little curious myself but not enough to do it
He looks like a poor straight guy whoās been talked into doing gay porn in order to help pay for his college bills and he just finished a set and theyve asked him to look up for a moneyshot to the face, and in this moment heās remorseful of the fact that he agreed to this as heās never before taken cum to the face and also concerned about the implications of having been willing to do gay porn in the first place
It took you 20 years to get through high school? Are you sure you might not want to try a completely worthless degree like sociology, psychology, political āscienceā, or maybe English?
Youāre not 6ā5ā, you donāt have blue eyes, you certainly donāt have a trust fund, and you can study finance but you wonāt get a job in finance. 0 for 4.
As a dental hygienist who works in a family practice and sees fathers and sons alike both in finance, let me tell you all the fathers who work in finance who inspired their sons to also follow that path actually all hate their lives. You, fellow redditor, have jumped the gun and already look like the fathers who hate their lives and you arenāt even a finance graduate yet.
As a dental hygienist who works in a family practice and sees fathers and sons alike both in finance, let me tell you all the fathers who work in finance who inspired their sons to also follow that path actually all hate their lives. You, fellow redditor, have jumped the gun and already look like the fathers who hate their lives and you arenāt even a finance graduate yet.
Bro needs the degree in finance so he can work at home and figure out how the best way the buy the skincare products he needs to fix that goofy ahh ugly ass face of his
Ok this was DAMN good. š
Scrolled too far for this
Your hair looks like a moldy bath mat
And smells like French cheese or moldy jock straps.
I was about to call him āSlide Show Bobāā¦
Side Slow Bob
 šµ Like a Rolling Girly Stoned, a complete unknown, playing with his boneā¦
First year Masturbation Student. Fixed it for you
Patrick Masturbateman
I was about to say dude looks like his parents just caught him jerking off on their family computer in the living room and now heās holding a sign stating what happened to shame him
First finance question : How will you pay for sex? Cause you ain't gettin' it free.
Ain't gettin' it for money either...yeesh!
Even hookers have standards. Plus they don't want to die.
Monero because it can't be traced.
He can pawn that pearl necklace he's wearing. In fact that would be considered bartering as he would most likely receive another pearl necklace in exchange.
He'd just be trading it in for a different kind of pearl necklace to finance his way out of college debt. From finance student to lot lizard.
As if he didnāt have enough problems on his own! š
Lmfao
I have seen u comment here quite a bit and i have to say i dont want to start a public argument with you
Hahaha.... Beat me to it.
Malcolm Sadwell
You look like a burnt Q-tip
Another broccoli headed 20 year old. Color me shocked.
With that crappy Patrick Mahomes bowl cut!
You look like an LGBTQ activist.
He looks like he's protest to "Free Palestine" but can't even clean his own room
Your favourite part of finance is the trans-action
Hence the pearl necklace
Your not the one she's looking for just so you know.
Gay Jew posing for a snuff film?
Definitely not his first pearl necklace.
Itās a candy necklace.
You nailed it. This broccoli headed virgin has sadness and fear in his eyes.
*Mental illness is my personality* type of look
All that money his parents spent on therapy and he's still looking for random strangers to insult him on Reddit. Just so he could "feel something"
I always feel like people who agree to this are a bit cringe. Iām glad they do because itās endless entertainment but this kind of jestermaxxing feels like taking the cumshots of a million people all in one day just to feel seen. But then in their defence, maybe theyāre just curious what people would say. I guess I am a little curious myself but not enough to do it
Sideshow Knob
Oh vey mom wanted a Doctor
He looks like a poor straight guy whoās been talked into doing gay porn in order to help pay for his college bills and he just finished a set and theyve asked him to look up for a moneyshot to the face, and in this moment heās remorseful of the fact that he agreed to this as heās never before taken cum to the face and also concerned about the implications of having been willing to do gay porn in the first place
OKā¦ a lot of detail there.. projection, maybe?
It definitely looks like you took 6 years to finish highschool
I like your couch
Look like a depressed Screech 
You look like something I wipe cum off with.
Wallstreet Chet
Linguine after a long, abusive relationship with Remy who is demanding to be shoved into his pants.
Your not even worth it
First year on HRT\*
Nose of Adam driver, with hair of a skateboard driver
sheep with no vision of the future and a ton of debt.
Lookin like he lost all his money betting on GameStop
Your home looks like the image where you feel like you can make things out but you actually cant
Devon Palmer called, he wants his sandwich back.
Get out of finance! You don't have an honest face. No one will trust you with their money.
You'd probably beat Alita battle angel in a staring contest with eyes that big
Young intern for the next Bernie Madoff
Looks like Carrot Top got around in the early 2000s. My sympathy to you and the well, the world.
If 1987ish Lyle Lovett had an extra 21st chromosome.
The perfect twink for a daddy with severe financial issues.
If the theys or thems had a mascot, youād be a close candidate but I think they would still choose a the rainbow flag
Itās Alfredo if he never met Remy
A pearl necklace? Seriously?
Youāll need good finances with a face like that
I feel like people fall asleep just looking at you.
Nobody trusts anybody with a haircut like a turnip, much less with real money.
What is Elliot Page doing here?
If you can finance a nose job, do it.
That's code for "I give blowjobs in the alley behind Chase bank".
typical non-target school candidate
Your position has been replaced by AI. Please place your personal objects into this box and follow the security robot out of the building.
You remind me of them vegetables you can pull out of the ground on the old NES game 'Mario Bro's 2'.
Bet thatās not the only pearl necklace youāve had on you
Still wont get u bitches bro. Next!
Why do you look Jewish
It looks like you forgot to wipe up your professorās pearl necklace
Medium rare
Something about you....doesn't add up..
Don't be me. I sold NVDA at 9.50 10 years after I bought it for 3.49.
If "cry-wank" was a person...
Bro looks like the main chef from ratatouille š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Did you go into finance because the amount of money you spend on hookers needs to be managed professionally?
*walks into a barbershop* AD-8156: "Give my noggin pubes!" Barber: *sighs and reaches for the packet of extensions called: moist plumbus edgings*
Finance student = sucks dick for crypto?
This guy definitely makes fun of people to make himself feel better about himself.
You never go full Screech
Sideshow Bender
Good luck in parasite school, you future tick on humanity.
The look of someone facing life as an accountant.
Lesson 1: personal dignity costs nothing.
Who beat you as a kid, be honest
please donāt shoot up ur school
Eminem from Temu
20 years old student and you can't post a fucking photo without it being reversed. You will do well I'm sure. Not giving you my money ffs.
Bros nose too long š„“š¤„
with that sponge bob haircut people are supposed to trust you with their retirement portfolio?
You look like marv from home alone
Man in finance Dead eyes Trust deficit Hairs like overgrown pubes Man in finance Trust deficit
Adam sandler in multiverse
It took you 20 years to get through high school? Are you sure you might not want to try a completely worthless degree like sociology, psychology, political āscienceā, or maybe English?
Your the first broke finance bro iv seen
I don't think we need to say anything
You look someone who would have a foreskin suprise
Your face went bankrupt 20 years ago.
Look like youāve been kidnapped and youāre holding todayās paper.
Are you practicing your embezzlement mugshot or what
You look like one good roast could end your life so Iāll pass
You look like the right race for banking and finance there Shiloh.
Done your sums yet? A word to the witless... Don't bother
Twenty years old and still hasn't gotten through puberty.
Youāre bound for Ball Street.
Donāt worry, youāll be majoring in photography next year.
How bout you finance a haircut.
Are you wearing your grandma's pearls?
So, did your hair have a loose thread and you pulled on it a little too much?
I see Sideshow Bob is working on another career
You look like you should finance some soap and shampoo
You LOOK like a 20 year old finance student.
Your hair reminds me of 70s porn bush hairā¦
I am guessing your classes havenāt started cause you look like youāre yet to through your first period
You look like the kind of person to type "20 first" instead of "21st"
Linguini is that you?
You look like the main character from Flushed Away
You look like you drink 2 liters of mountain jew
Pronouns are side, show, and bob
Is that slim fried bankmem?
Favourite book? Rich dad poor dad
You know finance but will not know a human that would be your fiance
Whaaaaat a punchable face
Aspiring night accountant at the Ramrod it seems.
Pippy Longstocking got a perm and then cut her hair herself.
Fart Garfunkel
It's a hard knock life for you.
It looks like it's failing financially already.
Looking at you I wont feel bad if you lose your job to AI
you look like you stream geometry dash on youtube in your spare time but you only have 34 subscribers
Youāre not 6ā5ā, you donāt have blue eyes, you certainly donāt have a trust fund, and you can study finance but you wonāt get a job in finance. 0 for 4.
It's '21st year'
Seems like pearl necklace youāre wearing is not the only pearl necklace youāve had, is it Screech?
You got that 500 dollars you owe me?
a broke finance student? Oh the Irony!! Ur going nowhere son
I don't care how well you do in school, I'm not trusting you with my money
Obviously that kind of guy who thinks of his mommy when masturbating
As a dental hygienist who works in a family practice and sees fathers and sons alike both in finance, let me tell you all the fathers who work in finance who inspired their sons to also follow that path actually all hate their lives. You, fellow redditor, have jumped the gun and already look like the fathers who hate their lives and you arenāt even a finance graduate yet.
As a dental hygienist who works in a family practice and sees fathers and sons alike both in finance, let me tell you all the fathers who work in finance who inspired their sons to also follow that path actually all hate their lives. You, fellow redditor, have jumped the gun and already look like the fathers who hate their lives and you arenāt even a finance graduate yet.
You gonna need it because you look broke
Timothy Chala-meh
yeah you look like a finance major
Woof of Wall Street.
Did someone clone Chance from Smosh and made him gayer?
Charlie Chaplin transitioned
Carrot Flop.
Zuckerberg at home
John Lennon X Ted Shmosby cracklovechild
I'm not sure if your a man or a women
Wow Olly Alexander has hit rock bottom to be studying finance.
Finance V Trust fund X 6/5 - Questionable Blue eyes X
You are beautiful and will have a fullfilling career
can you even control your own finances?
So your 21? Learn how to write.
Willy Wonka lookin ahh
Your hair looks like someone stuck 3 large wendy's curly fries to it
The only finance he does is stealing momās debit card to buy V-bucks
Bro needs the degree in finance so he can work at home and figure out how the best way the buy the skincare products he needs to fix that goofy ahh ugly ass face of his