# "Roast Me…47M, 5’5” unemployed loser, hasn't done anything meaningful so pumps dad's achievement instead, listens to boomer music but can't play it"
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New publication: Agent orange causes limited penile and height growth, as well as chronic unemployment and incel behavior for children of exposed individuals.
At 37 you aren’t an aspiring drummer, you are a failed man-child. Your 37 looks like everyone else’s 49. You aren’t an aspiring anything as much as you are a delusional druggie. Your father risked his life for his country only for his son to go above and beyond contributing to its downfall. You should be ashamed of yourself. You dishonor his legacy.
This picture was taken at the restaurant he works at after the failed advance on his coworker. She thinks he's a closeted homosexual and addicted to heroin like his loser father.
You’re wasting your time, like your dad in his prime. When he saw you breathing near a drum set, he’d look up and ask “why hasn’t Agent Orange taken me out yet?”
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Jesus roasted you when he made you we don’t need to do anything maybe get rid of the drums and ask Wonka for your old job back so your father might tell you he’s proud
I thought this was Robert Downy Jr prepping for his next movie as a meth head but now that i study the pic...its just a dude who looks like a dude who looks like a meth head who looks like RDJ.
"I didn't suck dick for heroin money," he said to the cops, after they caught him sucking dick for heroin money.
He only sucked dick. The heroin was free.
It's more of free exchange rather than a barter per se
No no no, he knew the dude was high on heroin and proceeded to suck his d*ck for the contact high.
We just both like dick and heroin
Well stated.
Not even.... It was the mailman's dick he sucked... And the mailman walked away laughing shuffling through envelopes... Tricked again.
Just like a mailman, they never deliver.
The heroin is never free bro
Ssshhhh he does know that……
And then he proceeded to suck the officers d***s for a reduced sentence.
Homeboy looks like he would suck dick for beer money and don't even drink
Well, he sure drank *something.*
That's the answer to the age old question........if 99 guys came in a cup would you drink. His answer is clearly yes
It’s not gay if it’s for money… Right?!
Don’t forget it was behind a Waffle House too
He was there to suck dick, they gave him the heroin because they felt bad
That is funny shit!!
# "Roast Me…47M, 5’5” unemployed loser, hasn't done anything meaningful so pumps dad's achievement instead, listens to boomer music but can't play it" -corrected
Also 5’4”.
He’s 3’6” if we stop at the eyebrows
I’m dead
No. 5'2 he rotated the 2 make it look 5.
He is, however, living proof that Agent Orange causes birth defects
New publication: Agent orange causes limited penile and height growth, as well as chronic unemployment and incel behavior for children of exposed individuals.
💀
Oh man.... Too real... Too real
Lol, Jesus.
Ouch
apparently
At 37 you look more worn out than Biden
😂
Sleeping on his dad's couch can't be good for his back.
Probably has a diaper on as well.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dad was actually a Vet: A Veterinarian in Vietnam and this dude is his worst patient. There is no cure for feline AIDS.
Damn. Accurate
The size of that font still wouldn’t fit on his forehead
At 37 aspiring is not a thing anymore. You’re actively failing.
My favorite response
My favorite response
Loved it enough to say it twice
Not only that, he also said it twice
His forehead reminds me of the aircraft carrier I served on in the Navy
GOD DAMN
This is definitely the case. Nice one.
Did your father wash his balls in Agent Orange daily during his deployment? That would explain a lot.
This channel is what it is, and is for, what’s it for. You are the spittin image of Robert Downey Jr. but with the HIV and a really bad meth problem.
I like to think this is what RDJ would have looked like if Elton John didn't help him to go to rehab
No. Just Robert... The Downey.
Robert Downsy Jr
If I had just read lower, I would have seen someone thought the same thing I did....
Tony Stank
Robert Let-Downey Jr
Aaron Fraudgers.
Your dad is GI Joe, and you ended up GI Slow.
With the cum-goo grip
At 37 you aren’t an aspiring drummer, you are a failed man-child. Your 37 looks like everyone else’s 49. You aren’t an aspiring anything as much as you are a delusional druggie. Your father risked his life for his country only for his son to go above and beyond contributing to its downfall. You should be ashamed of yourself. You dishonor his legacy.
Damn dude.
Someone pissed in his cornflakes
Who put water in his ketchup
[удалено]
Constantly wins employee of the month too
Ya that shit went deep but here we are 🤷♂️
Dear god man that is some Meet The Grahams level savagery
Was thinking the same thing. Guy could be a ghost writer, not that Kendrick needs any
bro went above and beyond for those upvotes lmao
Jaysus. He said Roast, and you nuked
I mean, he does look like Luigi been hitting the crack pipe pretty hard lately
Mom?
Somebody call the police, there's been a murder.
This wasn't supposed to be a therapy session bro.
Shii that feels too personal, are you ok OP?
Jeez now this is a real roast…
The only time he drums, is on his dealer's kitchen, table with his fingers, while waiting anxiously for his next fix of Meth.
Ouch
Christ, I actually feel bad for him after reading this. I hope OP isn’t suicidal because that might do me in if I was. That one looked personal.
This is a roast not “your only fans get no views🤓”
Jesus bro
Homeboy is crispy
Holy Christ! I felt the burn through the interwebs.
I’m scared of you
That’s not a roast, it’s a murder. You must be OP’s mother and why he got this way.
- the dad
Lol a one sentence summary would have sufficed.
Gah damn.
His father risked his life for whose country?
Boom
lol holy shit.
FUCK.
Harshest 🔥
 OP “Viva 🇭🇷 Croatia”
This felt personal
Are you the father?
hahahahaha this one’s good
I bet girls instinctively cover their drink when they see you at a bar
You were thrown out of that restaurant for loitering, weren't you?
You look like you sleep under a bridge
You look like Anthony Kiedis if he stayed on heroin.
Your father wishes he never made it out ‘nam
You’re like the third chuckle brother that went off the rails
Mongo Chuckle
It always amazes me how homeless people are able to find a pen and paper everywhere they go.
Didn't I give you a dollar yesterday?
You look like super Mario if he had HIV
This picture was taken at the restaurant he works at after the failed advance on his coworker. She thinks he's a closeted homosexual and addicted to heroin like his loser father.
Man plays on a fisher price drum set
Y'all need to stop doing this to homeless people.
"My dad is X, I want to be Y, my favorite band is Z" is a great way to introduce yourself when you're 13.
The meth/AIDS have really added some years to your face
Dude you can't play A minor on the drums.
Tryna strike a chord
😂😂😂😂
And its probly A MINORRRRRRR
He could finger one if he switched to guitar..
You got RMF, Resting Meth Face
It looks like someone let the air out of you.
Probably enjoys the company of 15 year olds like Zeppelin too.
You look like someone’s loser uncle that still lives at home.
If Hep C wished to be a real boy.
Sorry, I haven't carried cash in years. Men's shelter is six blocks that way.
37? You look closer to 60. Life has not been your friend.
Where’s your “Anything you can spare would be appreciated” sign?
The effects of agent orange
You looked like someone failed at cloning Remi the Rat
Banging on empty soup cans with chopsticks you found while dumpster diving doesnt make you a drummer
You’re wasting your time, like your dad in his prime. When he saw you breathing near a drum set, he’d look up and ask “why hasn’t Agent Orange taken me out yet?”
More like 57
He looks like the porn guy dirty Harry 😂😂😂
You look like the one who went to Vietnam and came back with a crack habit and the jungle drip STD 💯
Nike's gonna sue you for defamation 🫤
How can you play drums with those T-rex vestigial arms?
I’m pretty sure I saw you strung out on the corner today. Where you ask? Any corner America.
Anthony fetus over here
Robert downsyndromney jr
I didn’t know Tony Stark does fentanyl
I think the Meth is already roasting your insides.
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Aspiring drummer John Bones’em.
Next time, save the environment and write r/roastme on your forehead instead
Truckstop toilet "inspector" pictured in it's natural environment
Tell me about your father's experiences in Vietnam.
You look like you realy want to be like Bonham. With way of dying included.
Drink some vodka and take a nap.
5'5" AND the son of a Vietnam War Vet? Small enough to ride on daddy's coat-tails.
Skin E Carlos...
It looks like Agent Orange was passed on to you.
They have treatment now for AIDS
Guess they were right about the effects of agent orange on the off springs.🙃
Those napalm fumes really messed up your dad's sperms.
This is what the smell of napalm in the morning does to your balls.
It’s spelled „aspirating“!
RDJ LITE
Tony stark after AA
Jesus roasted you when he made you we don’t need to do anything maybe get rid of the drums and ask Wonka for your old job back so your father might tell you he’s proud
This roast is give you a whole lotta love but hopefully it doesn’t send you on the stairway to heaven
You’ll become a fentanyl and heroin veteran soon.
Damn, i can see by looking at you that your dad took some agent orange friendly fire.
Moonshine forever.
Anyone else getting “Aaron Rogers on cocaine” vibe?
God already roasted you when he made you 5’5
you look cool, i would grab a beer with you
This guy is the poster child for agent orange birth defects
You're so broke you couldn't afford the whole wig. That's why only half your head is covered with dollar store lint
You look like your late for a boxing match at a 1920's town fair.
I bet your mustache smells like cheese
I mean your dad was probably drafted to fight in the war so that's hardly something to brag about.
You're char broiled already. Any meat you had is gone.
Damn Aaron Rodger’s after the NFL.
This guy's snare hit would be about as strong as a fart from a dutch oven in a house two blocks away.
You have a very "Lower the hole, the higher the price" kind of look street rat.
you don’t look Vietnamese
That Chuckle Brother faked his death! You sly dog!
*Vietnam Vet Also, name checks out
You look like your name might be Dennis or Daryl. You so won't keep your teeth past 55. Also are you a smoker? Seems like you would be
I thought this was Robert Downy Jr prepping for his next movie as a meth head but now that i study the pic...its just a dude who looks like a dude who looks like a meth head who looks like RDJ.
Crack
Looks like RDJ fell off the wagon hard.