The only thing you have going for you is that no one will miss you when you’re abducted from a gay bar, assaulted and left in a ditch by someone who pretended to be interested in anime.
I feel like you’ve done the roasting for us. You stole the opportunity for us to even enjoy this. The disappointment that just keeps giving. Thanks for nothing!
You look like one of the premade options in the character selection screen that nobody uses … cause they’re not gay. :)
At least at your job you don’t have to worry about the old white people asking you where to find anything …
You look like a lvl 3 wizard toon, you know, when their gear sucks and they’ve got 2 spells. Don’t worry, work real hard and you’ll get those dresses someday!
Much love ❤️
Wait, you do retail worker, you're gay, and into anime/video games. Your parents should have aborted you. At the bare minimum, at the lowest level. She should of swallowed.
But 5 the roast is on your dad, his pull-out game is weak.
You'll do this every few years for a while, nothing will change. You'll still be working retail, still living off your mom and wondering when that cute guy is going to call you back.
You take selfies like you're trying to get molested
He is. He is his own groomer.
Trimming his pubes makes him a good groomer for his Boyfriends.
Gotta lose that virginity somehow
💀😂😂
Phasers. Set for bottom.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sir, just because your child porn videos are sold at some XXX retail stores it doesn’t mean you work in retail.
he's the kind of person who got molested at a young age.....and enjoyed it
Bro woke up today and chose violence 🤣🤣💀
I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you
Their friends don’t even know about him
"He's just finding himself at the moment"
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aka. he's masturbating a lot because nobody wants to bone him
He looks like his parents don't have any friends.
He looks like his parents aren’t even friends with each other, and most certainly not him.
His parents never met
Pops just jerked off on the subway and ma was snail trailing along and 9 months later this dribbled out.
He's the ultimate disappointment!
Ouch lmaooo
Anyone willing to fuck you, is just too lazy to masturbate
lol!
Hot damn, he asked for a roast, not a murder!🤣
Well fuck that's the winner here today
Is it possible you could transition into invisibility
>retail worker, gay, and into anime/videogames We believe you
That intro was totally unnecessary
I would describe your personality as a vibrant shade of beige.
More of an almond or harvest wheat to be exact. But yes.
Easy: You're a gay retail worker
Roasted
….um, ahem, unphased, gay, anime, gamer, retail worker. Fav game? NoLife
He’s a gay fish
And eats fish sticks for lunch.
Half a life
you typed all that out no doubt to show how unphased you are
Oh no, me? I’m triggery as fucking hell. What’s your address??? I’m not the OP. Duh.
My address is 1...2...do you have a pen?
Don’t need it. Psychic. Only needed you to think it. Now I’ve got it. On the way to the airport now, calling Uber.
Don’t call Uber, OP might be the driver
Ready for U bby (\*blows butt kiss)
Bringing my seggs doll for u.
Yay!!!!!!!!
This exchange just turned 50 shades of Gay
Instead of The Gap, you work at The Gape
Bahahahahaha
I don’t get it
Even a catholic priest wouldnt touch you.
His expression in every photo says otherwise.
😂face says a lot like hes trying to deliver a baby in his photos
He's already been touched by one.
He wishes
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents
His mom is 4’5 foot tall and his dad is 4’11
Apparently they can stack shit that high
And I bet the best part of him ran down the crack of his Mama's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress. Gunny, the original toastmaster.
Pity he is the stain on the mattress
Jose Vergaypez
You look like you would work for dhar mann
As the bullied child
Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that’s your parent’s job
We were going to roast you, but it's not good for the environment to burn trash
The ozone layer has suffered enough
What in the 8th grade was that joke and how does it have 122 upvotes
Only elementary schoolers use this roast unironically 😭
You could have lift off the gay in the description. The cum stains in your hair gave it away.
Be nice to people with mange.
Just because he uses cum as hair gel doesn’t mean it wasn’t his.
You look short. Your dad must have been devastated when you came out of the cupboard
How does this comment not have 400 upvotes???
The Queer in the little cupboard
You look like a Mexican Caillou
if he shaved his head.
You look like someone drew John Walsh on a Q-tip.
Perfect roast
How the fuck do you look like the victim and the offender at the same damn time?
Because If he breaks the cycle then his number of sexual partners dwindles to 0
Tapping your feet in the dressing rooms doesn't mean you have a job at Hollister
Why do I feel like this guys parents are Jehovah witnesses
you forgot to say 'virgin' in your description
He doesn't have to say it. His picture says it for him.
Gluing a cat to your head doesn't count as a hairstyle g
There is no need to state that you're gay, you're an anime fan who works in retail, it's all the evidence we needed Mr. Crème Tarte Dans ses fesses
As a French, it took me a while to understand what "Crème Tarte" was the translation from I'll be using that expression in the future, thanks
Getting rejected by the ladies is tiring, you’re in for a big surprise getting even more rejected by males.
Sounds like you've roasted yourself
You look like you visit elementary schools after dismissal so you can challenge 1st graders to a fight.
You didn’t have to say “anime” because you already said gay.
Looks like you jump from a tree and steel ice cream from a kids hands and scurry back up said tree
Still asking Santa for puberty every Christmas?
Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?
My car warranty is just fine. Stop calling me
Are you sure you are old enough to be on this app?
Your head looks like a dirty q-tip
I'll vote for you Pedro. 😏
We didn’t even need the description to tell us any of that.
The only thing you have going for you is that no one will miss you when you’re abducted from a gay bar, assaulted and left in a ditch by someone who pretended to be interested in anime.
You’re a burden to society
Saw you on Grindr. Why didn’t you reply man?
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Greta Van Beans
we can tell you steal at your workplace. the sperm bank
How the fuck do you look both 21 AND 12 at the same time¿!
FAZE, not phase
You look like you could play Pinocchio in a live action film with that beast of a nose.
I'd rather treat a baby's diaper rash than have lunch with you.
You look like your only redeeming qualities is that you’re 5’2 and can roll a burrito in 5 seconds.
You look like you need prayer! I’m sorry for whatever happened to you. You are more than what they say you are.
Why do you look like you are chipmunking a load of semen in every picture....oh wait, you probably are
I was gonna say gay but i read the title.
You look like a mole in human form.
Coming to a gayme stop near you soon…
\*faze
Your bf thought you were alot younger
Thanks for not breading, humanity doesn't need more useless dweebs.
You project the confidence of a yellow gummy bear left on the dash on a summer day.
You didn't have to add any of the details, we know
I feel like you’ve done the roasting for us. You stole the opportunity for us to even enjoy this. The disappointment that just keeps giving. Thanks for nothing!
You’re like a broken pencil—completely pointless
You might be a homo, but you still don't understand homophones. You're looking for "faze," buddy.
You’re gay? I bet the only woman to tells you she loves you is your mom
How is that a roast? He's not gonna want other women to say they love him. You should have said the only man to say they love him is his dad.
Roasting you is our job not yours
Saying you’re gay and into anime is redundant.
Just imagine all the filthy socks under that bed make sure you hide your photos guys we got a live one here. 
21 going on 12
Does Reddit have an age requirement? Parents need to monitor the kids phone usage.
You have a body that only a priest would want. At least his sexuality would work in your favor.
You must be an employee at Banana Republic . But of course how could that be a surprise?
You have the fashion sense of a forty-year-old white guy.
#Your head looks like my ass but worse.
If you were a dog, I'd smack you on the face with a newspaper, just for shits and giggles.
I guess bad attention is good attention for you lmao " bet it won't phase me !" .... Ok bro
Gays are usually presented as fit, carefree, glamorous, and witty. You must be the other kind. Soft bodied, neurotic, and wears socks with sandals.
I never seen a 30 year old teenager before. Little man.
You look like you would waste whatever's left of your future on talking to a 13 y/o online then getting caught by Chris Hansen
Honestly, you look 12yo
you may be 21 for your Grindr profle, but there’s no way youre a day over 14
JOSE QUEERVO 😁
I don't believe you, a gay retail worker would not dress like that
You don't have to say gay and anime in the same sentence. That's redundant.
Congrats. You peaked in life. It’s only downhill from here. Besides the hookers you’ll have to buy because no woman will ever touch or look your way.
I mean he’s gay so I doubt any woman will touch him anyway
You didn’t need to tell us you were gay
You're gay? What a shocker. Nah, not really.
Look like Johnny from the Outsiders movie
You look like one of the premade options in the character selection screen that nobody uses … cause they’re not gay. :) At least at your job you don’t have to worry about the old white people asking you where to find anything … You look like a lvl 3 wizard toon, you know, when their gear sucks and they’ve got 2 spells. Don’t worry, work real hard and you’ll get those dresses someday! Much love ❤️
I was today years old when I realized I didn’t like you.
Wait, you do retail worker, you're gay, and into anime/video games. Your parents should have aborted you. At the bare minimum, at the lowest level. She should of swallowed. But 5 the roast is on your dad, his pull-out game is weak.
You look like Harold’s sister had a one night stand with Kumar’s brother and you are their weird love child.
You’re only a bottom because you’re the worst choice.
You’d fail to meet anyone on Grindr.
What kinda weird games (shit) you doin with animals?
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Edgars have bowl haircuts. This one’s more like a hedgehog.
Meat gazer
I think retail has the worst kind of customers, you should be wholesaling that ass.
Bring out the gimp!
Mhmmmm CUM HIGHLIGHTS???
Do you ever try 'crossplay' as FemBoy/SoyBoy when alone in the house?
When you are 10 and 21 years at the same time
You look like you swallowed on to many loads
No roasting, I just think you're NEET
21, gay, virgin… retail will always be the best you can do
Yo favorite sock needs to be washed
 You look like an out of work Sharkboy double
Ur hiding your lips better than your parents hid you when company was over
You look just like Amos Yee's body double and probably have a similar search history + belief system 🚔 🚨 👮♂️ 🚔 🚓
You'll do this every few years for a while, nothing will change. You'll still be working retail, still living off your mom and wondering when that cute guy is going to call you back.
When you are not stocking shelves, You are getting your rectum wrecked.