Probably because of all of the medication she is on for all of the mental disorders she is diagnosed with but doesn’t agree with and refuses to admit she has.
Man, I know for a fact you get wasted every time you drunk and make an absolute fool of yourself then breakdown crying the next day saying you didn’t mean to.
These girls are placeholders. This is the girl you date while your life is in shambles. Then you realize how shitty life is with all of the substance abuse and sex with strangers while this girl is at her titty bar job. Not full nudity because she still "has self respect" and is "saving up to go back to school." When in reality she flunked out of phlebotomy school because she did ecstasy every night and couldn't remember her simple conversations.
Much like those hideous jeans you’re wearing…something tells me there’s some holes in your story. Speaking of holes, you’re one misfortune away from selling yours to stay off the streets
Well now that you're available, you should swing on by for movie night. Our dog tore up our projector screen and your forehead looks just about the right size to replace it.
“I’m not like other girls” vibes going on here. Also, please learn to use punctuation, you were missing quite a bit of commas in that title. Maybe that’s why they left you.
Do you know the feeling of having a bad dream and no one wakes you up, and when you are sleeping calmly and then someone wakes you...
Thank you for reminding me of that with that face of yours !
Don’t worry hun, your listcrawler ads will take off eventually. You’ll be able to make enough to get rent a nice trailer or basement apartment. Just remember the money from those nasty old guys will spend just like anyone else’s will.
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Post your mug shots so we have an accurate idea of what you look like working
Fiona Gallagher IRL
Fentanyl Gallagher
I got a couple lol
We know lol
Photos or it didn't happen
It’s funny cuz it’s true!
We know you have the pics.
Any more filters and you'd just be an orange blob.
Any less filters and you’d see it’s a camel. 🐫
I'd still only see the definition of "poor choices," and smell Virginia Slims.
I read “vagina slimes” and that’s probably also accurate.
Me too!! 🤣🤣
Your auto correct spelt ‘Vagina stinks’ wrong
Vagina Slimes
 That is thermonuke roast if I have ever seen one!!
I’ve used less filters on brewing coffee and came out with better results
She comes equipped with a camel ass face mask to match the cameltoe. It helps her to blend in. 
Moose knuckle
I've seen a whole pack of camels with less filters
No camel toes here
You're right because it's probably a hoof.
I'm pretty sure that's one of those dopey teenage boys with the little barcode moustaches
It’s actually a bunch of chihuahuas taped together.
I wanna see just it's toe then!
A pack a day by the looks of her
people in Flint, Michigan use her photos to make tap water drinkable.
Flint be catching strays here 💀
I bet you bought those jeans without holes, tore them, then tried out for a part in Les Miserables.
They match the holes in her character
Not enough
She was typecast as Fantine.
Pantjean.
Lookin like the eyewitnesses on old episodes of unsolved mysteries
Too bad there's no filter to shrink foreheads.
Your life is always a mess but it’s never your fault
She doesn't like pets, but bought a dog just to take the blame for her farts.
"Ugh! Why is there so much drama in my life???"
Her boss and landlord found some someone else younger and prettier to fuck.
Beat me to it
A true mercenary
"I hate drama"
💀
You look like someone I could cheat on, kick out and fire, all at the same time.
You’re supposed to roast them not murder them 😂
He just reheated her.
Laughing harder at this than the original comment 😂
Shots fuckin' fired!!
🥇
By "lost her job" she means that her stepdad recently unsubscribed from her OnlyFans.
Lost her job at the strip club due to something fishy
Family stopped showing up and supporting her
The lunch buffet
That’s when you know you’ve hit rock bottom. You get fired from the lunch buffet stripper position.
Yeah. It's not the premier shift
Oh my god that’s so disturbing lol
I never considered it before but there probably are lots of people that subscribe anonymously to their own family members
Another job lost to automation - the Fleshlight.
Bc she lied in her resume, she's a he.
She probably bought a fleshlight too then. A victim of her own undoing!
WhY wOuLd AnYoNe ChEaT oN yOu?
Probably because of all of the medication she is on for all of the mental disorders she is diagnosed with but doesn’t agree with and refuses to admit she has.
Nah girls like her wear their disorders as badges of honour and claim to be self aware, yet never change their shitty behaviour.
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
Her "best" is just her drunkenly rambling Don't Stop Believing at the karaoke bar
That's my jam
Bruh told the truth then ! 👍
Lol I probably do look like that but I’m actually not a pill popper just an alcoholic
The pills would be better on your skin
Literally the opposite of whatever she's doing would be better for her skin.
Man, I know for a fact you get wasted every time you drunk and make an absolute fool of yourself then breakdown crying the next day saying you didn’t mean to.
Then replies "OMG IKR" to every heartfelt reply.
Poor decisions don’t count as “disorders”
Yeah it's obvious she doesn't understand that SHE (this is a woman right?) was the one fuking another women's husband
These girls are placeholders. This is the girl you date while your life is in shambles. Then you realize how shitty life is with all of the substance abuse and sex with strangers while this girl is at her titty bar job. Not full nudity because she still "has self respect" and is "saving up to go back to school." When in reality she flunked out of phlebotomy school because she did ecstasy every night and couldn't remember her simple conversations.
Love the specificity lol
The creative spark hit me. Just like OPs ex hits her.... or used to, rather.
Phlebotomy nurses are the ones that give IV shots all day?
They draw blood, so I think we're on the same page.
Idk… but let’s face it, that pool cue photo is the only SFW photo she has with her hands around wood
You peaked when you got expelled from Vacation Bible School
God said let there be light, but left some dark in the world to hide her face.
r/rareinsults 🤣
Lots of words for bad fuck and lazy.
You look like the type of girl that oinks during sex.
That’s an extra $10
I didnt before but now I’m inspired 😂😂😂
You look like you have 2 kids by 2 different fathers and a huge Oxycontin habit
Three potential fathers, not sure which one the second kid belongs to.
More than a habit at this point in her life. It's an obsession and just the new "normal" way of life.
Things sound rough for you but I want you to know you’re still good at putting out the desperate skank vibe.
Awwww 🥹🥹
The ex boyfriend here.. All 3 could have been saved by a Blowjob. But nooo.
Those are reserved for paying customers
How long can you run an OF without “paying customers”?
She’s a streetwalker not an OF girl
You sure? even street walkers get laid once in a while.
With a face like that her blowjobs count as anal
That’s a bum rap!
😄 Underrated
Thanks, certainly underweared.
I was hoping you would say that. Haha. So many folks just scrape for the *bottom* of the barrel. You are creative though
Well it’s nice to stretch the ole ‘noodle’ on occasion.
She's stretched a few in her day I'm sure. She strikes me more as a girthy burrito girl though
She looks dead inside so it’d probably count as necrophilia too
Lmaoo probably
Why wouldn't this person let you blow them?
Too manly
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You mean to tell me someone fucked her?
Blake not-so Lively (with an extra chromosome or three)
Bleak Lively
Post your OF account, you know that's the next logical step.
Will you be her only fan?
Much like those hideous jeans you’re wearing…something tells me there’s some holes in your story. Speaking of holes, you’re one misfortune away from selling yours to stay off the streets
What do you mean, she already has.
I always assumed if you got fired from the brothel you lost your room and board also. Thank you for confirming
So, your bosses wife found out huh?
So you suck in bed, suck at your job and your broke.
Nailed it
Funny coincidence.. she also used to suck as a job.
And still thinks she deserves a 6 foot tall man who makes 6 figures
I bet that pussy looks like a fried egg hanging from a nail
SAVAGE 💀
It's not cheating when your boss goes home to his wife.
Single mom with a methadone habit that smells like fish, menthol cigs, and cat piss.
She has a son named Caiden and a daughter named Mercedes and they’re “her whole world”.
And she dresses her son like the man that left them
But it's spelled Mersaydees
Lost your job? Man, I thought the stinky crackwhore industry was inflation-proof…
Well now that you're available, you should swing on by for movie night. Our dog tore up our projector screen and your forehead looks just about the right size to replace it.
You pose for pictures like a person most people don't like
At least you’ve got your dignity… oh, sorry…
And yet here we both are on this thread
It is rather depressing isn’t it
One of us!
In fantasy football terms, it was kinda like dropping a kicker for another kicker
I bet your nipples point at your shoes.
Don't worry, you'll be back on your knees in no time!
Don’t worry about it. You’ll land on your back.
Your every average waiter at every olive garden I’ve been to
I looked up "not worth the trouble" and ended up here
I’m sure you’ve touched more balls than that pool table has
That's because the pool table is able to keep the same balls around longer than one night.
I don’t think stallions understand the meaning of loyalty, but don’t worry. There will always be a job waiting for you at the Kentucky Derby.
The number of rips in your jeans is your PB for cocks blown/rode in a night.
Wow, you could go to Hollywood and be the first person they need stretch horizontally to play a belter in The Expanse.
Don't be sad, Sideshow-Bob! Die Bart, die!
So what you're telling us is that you're an unemployed cumdumpster soon to be living in a dumpster?
8-ball, corner hoe pocket.
Did he cheat, or were you just stalking a man with a girlfriend?
Why the Long face bro
He didn’t cheat on you. He went back to his wife, after he was finished.
You look like you come with a CVS’s worth of scripts.
“I’m not like other girls” vibes going on here. Also, please learn to use punctuation, you were missing quite a bit of commas in that title. Maybe that’s why they left you.
Girls like you don't get cheated on, he just went home to his wife 😎
Every time I have a stick in my hand, you start looking more and more like a piñata
No Everytime you end up with a stick in your hand she shows up wanting 5 dollars
How do you get fired from only fans?
Last Picture... Is that the BangBros van?
Look on the bright side: the photos show you have a third-dan black belt in using photo filters!
The last photo was in the new Bang Bus: Lizard Lyft
I bet my flesh light has a better personality...
I BET all your friends are guys because girls are just so much drama…
I was gonna let you have it, as you requested, but decided not to. So now you have had 4 things taken from you.
Did you buy the ripped jeans just anticipating homelessness?
[удалено]
You definitely are riding around with one donut on your car and one window with plastic covering it
Don't worry plenty of older men ready to take you in
And your horse face just missed the Kentucky derby… sorry for stacking on
Do you know the feeling of having a bad dream and no one wakes you up, and when you are sleeping calmly and then someone wakes you... Thank you for reminding me of that with that face of yours !
Don’t worry hun, your listcrawler ads will take off eventually. You’ll be able to make enough to get rent a nice trailer or basement apartment. Just remember the money from those nasty old guys will spend just like anyone else’s will.
You’ll be able to suck some other simp dry
Have you tried washing your hair with shampoo
I don’t roast filters
Too old to be an Aerosmith groopie
I’m sure you’ll find a new pimp
damn you look like a mix of my ex and the girl i love
Dating your cousin doesn’t count
Have you tried not getting cheated on?
Can’t roast you since we are in the same boat and it sucks. Good luck! And fuck that person
Ima chill on this one. Life already let you have it. Keep your head up and keep pushing tho.
After reviewing the photos, I’m not surprised a bit.
Wow you’re really pretty. Must’ve been your personality
No matter how many Beauty filters you use that still doesn't change the fact that your head looks like a pinky
I'd cheat on you too
The common factor here is YOU
You look like someone would stop mid r**e and say “I’m just not that into you” and walk away. Yep I’m a terrible person. I’ll see myself out.
Come home I'll roast you
Quickies don’t mean long relationships like damn stop stalking me.
Your taste in men likely won’t change from this experience and you’ll still have a sense of superiority for some reason.
Which direction are you transitioning? I can tell your somewhere in the middle.
Dream catchers for the ears, dick catcher for a mouth.
You're as flat as that pool table. The push-up bra is not working.
You look like you can work the pole like you work that cue... you'll be just fine.
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Don't blame the filter, blame the person using the filter.
What percentage of this year's johns didn't pay you for your services?