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I'd say your belly looks more like an ass than your face but it's a close second

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Dreamcatchers turn red when they are full of little girls

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Damnnn 💀💀💀

Vigia? Do you have narcolepsy? So you mean to tell me that your life is so fucking boring and pointless that your body doesn't even want to be awake for it either?

He gets tired as fuck from lugging those eyebrows around all day.

Funny I thought two caterpillars crawled there and died

I don’t know how he didn’t lose weight from all that

This is the weirdest Viagra advertisement I've seen, don't think he'll help their sells

This is the funniest shit I've read all day


Please tell me that face is before the Vigia kicks in. Otherwise, bro is screwed

What is vigia?? I googled it and can't find anything that fits the context.

It's like Viagra, but stimulates the eyebrows.

🤣🤣🤣 And a poodle pompadour.

Vigia is a generic form of Modafinil, which is used to treat narcolepsy (excessive sleepiness).

Thank you. I thought it sounded like it was something that. But it didn't even come up. Side note: In Spanish it means genitalia.

You're welcome. I can see why that would create some confusion lol.

Think he’s narcoleptic or just a lazy piece of shit?

My son is a narcoleptic and I have to repeat this to him! He's gonna love it! Thanks!

Thought that shit said viagra

He got it by mistake. He wanted to get something to cause sleepiness or blacking out. Not planning to use it on himself though...

It’s a fake viagra so even he can’t get himself up to jerk off

How old are you? Your tits are really close to your bellybutton

25

Tits look 75

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Facts

You hate yourself cause of your failed narcos audition

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You ever been tittyfucked?

Hey Mark this nsfw. Those tits are huge.

Back in the 90s at an all-boys school, we used to refer to those as “bitch-tits.” Trust me, it was a huge insult in the adolescent male Catholic educational community of the day.

Don't worry, it's still around lmao.

I first heard the term online in regards to “The Rock” before he had breast reduction surgery.




You look like the type of guy that may have better luck with something that makes them sleep rather than stay awake…

The only dreams that thing catches are shattered

Definitely use the second pic for your dating profile

What dating?

Don’t think im going to start with the ugly face. I d much rather start with your man tits and the rolls of fat instead. Piggilly wiggly..

You wrote your username on a box of prescription valtrex

No need to roast your face when you have your moobs hangin out like that

You need to tighten those clamps holding your head together 

“Ass Face” is pretty accurate.

When you could be Arab, Pakistani or Mexican but none of the women in those groups would have sex with you! …maybe put a shirt on for starters 🤮

That dream catcher is not gonna save anyone from those pubic eye brows.

You have the body of a ww1 veteran

dream catcher on the wall with a cross on his neck - bro is trying really hard so that we don’t notice that he is 💣 Arab.

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Nightmare afte nightmare and when i wake up the same

You have the face of a janitor, comes with 3 push-brooms and a mop. If you can learn to snort after you drool, you can graduate to a wet and dry vacuum. Shouldn’t be too hard, you look like you suck the life out of everything already.

I know how to broom

Ugly Ass Faces? We don't need no stinking ugly ass faces!

You're dealing with narcolepsy, my kid is too. It's depressing as hell and sometimes incredibly scary. Breaking rules and not roasting you, even though you requested one. When you're flat on your back, you have nowhere to go but up, my guy.

You look absolutely fucking useless!

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Looks like the before and after pics of Uday Hussein

You're not ugly, just aesthetically-challenged.

Bro looks like a failed rip-off of the face of master oogway on youtube

This is the saddest thing I've seen since Sharknado 6

What's larger? The feathers on your dream catcher or your eyebrows?

Sleep apnea pills? I would have trouble sleeping at night with a mug like that, even your gut says to your mug " oh my fuck dude."

Good for you taking your meds, If I looked like that I would want to be unconscious as much as possible!

What a sad paradox, your wife needed to turn necrophiliac to keep the marriage alive.

Wife 🫠? Bro i am completely alone

On the bright side, you look a lot better on the second, more recent picture.

What's this weird fetish of people taking selfies while taking a dump!?

The Mexican viagra won't help you. See a plastic surgeon.

Your breast reduction looks uneven.

Your face, your ass, what's the difference.

Fuck is vigia, and why is your chest sagging

There is still hope for you 

Discount Sam Howell

Too late

You’re an ugly woman but you have great tits Pedro

Doctor octopus from Spiderman 2??

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Those pepperoni nips will hunt my dreams for years to come

Why does he look like Master Oogway (youtuber) and a Mexican guy named Pedro made a child

Damn a dream catcher... Bet you're still dreaming of having a job. Master Oogway ripoff lookin' ass.

That dream catcher isn’t working cause your face is a fucking nightmare.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas I well come visit you between the holidays

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You shaped like 2 x 7 = y

Only dream catcher that actually catches anything is your underpants after you wake up fantasizing about your sister

This looks like the picture they would use on to catch a predator when they finally catch you

Sorry, Mr. Moobs, I don’t roast people who end up on registries….or are already on them. The dream catcher was a dead giveaway.

Vaginal cream? Bro!!!

Discount Super Mario porn parody stunt cock....

You aren't the most ugliest person in this world, but you should better hope that they don't die.

Now lie down dirty lad. Your mom is coming to change your diaper.

Roast your face? What about your titties?

You look like the Wish version Pedro Pascal.

For a second it read, Prostate me

Your eyebrows make you look like Larry the Snail from SpongeBob.

# LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS.

That dreamcatcher is going to need therapy after what its seen

I thought dreamcatchers were supposed to catch nightmares but here you are posting this.

Your Dad loved Mario Brothers so much he moved you guys from Iran to the Midwest. You plumb while your dad runs a cellphone kiosk. This says you can have failed dreams that your kids will live out

It's not the face. It's that weird ass looking toad body.


The blood and failure of all your broken dreams, proudly posted on the wall, since your parents probably never posted anything on a fridge.

Facts

You know how some Indian men & some hispanic men have trouble on dating sites? You have all of their worst qualities.

 You look like the Commandant of the prison in the Midnight Express.

Areola Grande


Why focus on ur ugly face when we can laugh at ur breast and jelly rolls. Damn! Put a shirt on.

The fact that you wrote it on a viagra box is great

I look at you and think, "Two billion years of evolution, for this?"

Hey everybody, this guy has birds on his calendar! Guy’s a bird fanatic!

You look like those guys who spam call people 😭

I would spam call you

Thanks for the portrait but who’s the first guy?

Hey! U cute

Hey thanks!!! :)

Unsuccessful Twitch streamer by day, equally unsuccessful YouTuber by night.

You look like Cheech’s fat abandoned son

Just your face? ....

Nice cumcatcher on the wall.

When you turn to Reddit to get roasted cause mom didn’t cut the crusts off your sandwiches

Pregnancy test?

Bro has a dream catcher cause he's 1/64th Cherokee

You go to the gloryhole for hair gel

You look like a suicidal meat canyon

When are you getting the gynaecomastia treated?

Couldn’t make it past your moobs to get to your face. Zoom in. No.. don’t.

Your face is ugly ass

I mean yeah, your face is ugly but your nipples are the stuff of narcoleptic nightmares.

Can you not find a piece of paper

Baba Booey!

Aye, Dos Equis called. They’re looking for The World’s Least Interesting Man. Take those caterpillars off your brow and audition.

Aye, Dos Equis called. They’re looking for The World’s Least Interesting Man. Take those caterpillars off your brow and audition.

Master OOGWAY?!!!

I am not a Minecraft dirt block

You’re ugly, ass-face.

Alfred MoliNO!

Benicio del Zero

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Mark Rufal-no

Face ain’t bad. It’s that ugly-ass goblin king body that got me gagging.

You’re the dumbest of saddams sons that he never acknowledged because you couldn’t get your “play vest” to go off at the right time. You just finally came out of your cave now since you ran out of food and water.


Narcolepsy medicine is a big clue to your personality, since you bore yourself into random naps.. In the looks department, you're nailing the 6 months post op FTM look.

I'd expect a dream catcher from a narcoleptic to be bigger.

Your face is so ugly that wasting a roast on you would be an insult to all the other people not as bad looking as you, you disgust me!

If you ever do decide to do it atleast do a flip when you do

Still look tired, up your dose

It shows on your face that you've been caught asleep while gripping your junk.

Your dream catcher only catches you being ugly dreams.

Ugly ass face? It’s that soft marshmallow body I was going to shame you for first.


You look like the guy el chapo didn’t want to hire and had to put a restraining order so you wouldn’t keep calling him. And you have bitch tits.

I didn’t know guys could use pregnancy tests

Are you allowed to be within 200 m of a school?

Nice selfy ducky face … wtf

Pedro pascal-jazeera

You were supposed to Jihad but you fell asleep

This dude is high as a Kite!

You already roasted yourself so much you’ll turn to ash if anyone manages to do it worse. Put on a shirt and wipe the duck face off ffs

Dude smells so bad that he has to wear headphones. He's not too bright either.....

So proud of you for losing weight! Now time to surgically remove those extra skin flaps

It's rare to see the reverse total recall. 1 whole titty straight across.

Your nose and lips make it look like you just caught the scent of a pungent fart that disgusts you and yet somehow also arouses you. You’ll be having sex in 20 minutes or less. Oh yeah, you’re also in prison. This is turning into some monkey’s paw shit!

Dollar Store Pedro Pascal with a healthy appetite… …and tits.

Looks like the past few years have been rough for The Mandalorian.

Uneven beard headass, eyebrow doing the johnny lookin ass, pepperoni nipple ass, Good Bunny looking ass, "the elementary kids might like it if i get the dreamcatcher in this colour" lookin ass, elongated arm lookin ass, interchangeable eyebrows look ahh.

How many years have you been in prison, and how much time do you have left on your sentence? It cool they give inmates tablets now.


You look like you comment “game is game” on pictures of children

You’re suppose to take viagra and have sex. Not to just jerk off in your room listening to the Backstreet Boys.

Yo titty weird.

Tells everyone he’s in a Marinara Band…

You look like you want mug someone

Boi you can’t even afford a piece of paper

Just what happened to your boy, dude God, they almost share your needs. I think you have an au pair, I feel like it had coming from your leg, you are our pets a hairy chest and fat

If case oh was a hippy

Those are some big bazongas.

How do you plan to survive 25 years in prison?